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Nah yeah it goes back a year or two when he was alive she was selling kids toys for $2. I don't think they were ever well off.Is there anything about johns bike on there? (does it show historical listings?)
You’re missing out on a righteous 5 bucks, HHster.
Did he go by James Hefner, Suester?Unrelated story time. I needed some money so I listed my electronic drum set on Craigslist. It went for like $800 retail but I listed it at $700 because it was used and whoever wanted it had to come to me. Guy says he wants to come pick it up. He comes over to my house and he’s a fat disgusting boomer driving a molestor van and he very obviously has a stripper / hooker in his passenger seat. He sits down at the kit and starts trying it out. “You’re not trying to trick me right? Because I know where you live. And i’m not joking.” Ok, not trying to trick you you’re at my fucking house. He plays for like 5 minutes and is CONVINCED theres something fucked up with one of the cymbals. He just walked out and didn’t buy the thing.
Basically, people who buy shit on online marketplaces are fucking creeps. And don’t move to Florida.
That’s LAYLA RIVER to you, libtard.Did he go by James Hefner, Suester?
That's Joeberg's hog now, sport.Is there anything about johns bike on there? (does it show historical listings?)
"The picture on the top is damaged in one spot" and then instead of showing the spot in the pictures, it's just out of frame. One of her retard kids probably carved a swastika or a dick into it.I could spam this trashy bitches shit all night if I wanted to. Do you know how many thousands of pieces of kids toys I've gotten rid of instead of making $2 off of them
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We've been instructed many thousands of times on such. I'll take his word for it, Kumiyaster.Maybe.. and it pains me… Rick was right for once? idk man it’s a tough one.
Your bread basket is where your pecker should be, Sportster. I had a peckerectomy once.
I heard the Canadian version has a tuna bone near the head.Your bread basket is where your pecker should be, Sportster. I had a peckerectomy once.
why is he wearing a Guido's bowling shirt on the news?View attachment 131990
He legitimately thinks he isn't fat.
Why have the jews been hated since the dawn of time?I'd rather have $5
That's just fucking rude.I heard the Canadian version has a tuna bone near the head.
I caught gangrene from a Brazilian transsexual prostitute 5 years ago and my genitals fell off, Abester.Your bread basket is where your pecker should be, Sportster. I had a peckerectomy once.
I bought a few 45 pound Olympic plates off Craigslist once and it was some 120lb sub human Chinese guy that couldnt speak English and wouldn’t make eye contact with me and he smelled so bad. He counted the cash like 15 times before letting me take the plates out of his trunk. His car looked like a bomb went off in it. It was gross. Open food, garbage, everything. I immediately disinfected them with hand sanitizer I had in my carUnrelated story time. I needed some money so I listed my electronic drum set on Craigslist. It went for like $800 retail but I listed it at $700 because it was used and whoever wanted it had to come to me. Guy says he wants to come pick it up. He comes over to my house and he’s a fat disgusting boomer driving a molestor van and he very obviously has a stripper / hooker in his passenger seat. He sits down at the kit and starts trying it out. “You’re not trying to trick me right? Because I know where you live. And i’m not joking.” Ok, not trying to trick you you’re at my fucking house. He plays for like 5 minutes and is CONVINCED theres something fucked up with one of the cymbals. He just walked out and didn’t buy the thing.
Basically, people who buy shit on online marketplaces are fucking creeps. And don’t move to Florida.
I was 3 years old when hulk hogan became a bad guy. I cried hysterically. My brother still makes fun of me for it to this day. You scarred me, brothersterWe've been instructed many thousands of times on such. I'll take his word for it, Kumiyaster.
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!I don't think they were ever well off.
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