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This guy doesn't seem smug at all
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There's gotta be alcohol in it because no one abruptly interrupts a statement for a sip of monsterWhen he picks up the Monster can it's so obvious that he's got liquor in it. What a cunt.
There's gotta be alcohol in it because no one abruptly interrupts a statement for a sip of monster
Also he is plastered
Nice wrist you little FAGGOT [1:07.15]
It's actually OnA adjacent because one of the cucks involved is a Cumia orbiter who does a constant Nana impression.Sorry I’m way late on this one.
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That Mindset fella linked above has not only a wonky SpaceEdge eye, but runs a love connection service aimed at bald Americans lusting after slanty cunted gals, you're in the fawwkin' clear on this one.It's actually OnA adjacent because one of the cucks involved is a Cumia orbiter who does a constant Nana impression.
That Mindset fella linked above has not only a wonky SpaceEdge eye, but runs a love connection service aimed at bald Americans lusting after slanty cunted gals, you're in the fawwkin' clear on this one.
Plus this whole ordeal manifested because Chrissie Mayr's dad got murderedIt's actually OnA adjacent because one of the cucks involved is a Cumia orbiter who does a constant Nana impression.
You're gonna have to read me in on this onePlus this whole ordeal manifested because Chrissie Mayr's dad got murdered
From what I remember; Rekieta opened one of Chrissie's gigs (doing a stand up spot) the weekend her father was murdered and that's when the Imholtes hung with the Rekietas and did drugs with them for the first time and it all spiraled from there.You're gonna have to read me in on this one
Me neither, but they all seem like Brinto-level ticks fighting over how long to suck Rekieta withered corpse and you just pick one based on the background props they all proudly display. If I ever catch a gun charge and this righteous PD walks in, won't even need the cashapp:Im unfamiliar. I know hes a weeb faggot but idk anything else rly
You're gonna have to read me in on this one
Nevermind then
EMERGENCY UPDATE
Cumia ballwasher, Aaron Imholte, confirms non-public names in a document that alleges Nick's 9 year old daughter was being given cocaine DAILY.
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
I remember saying earlier that Kayla's charge (allowing physical/sexual abuse) was an error. I don't think so anymore. The Reketamines were giving their 9 year old daughter cocaine DAILY. I wonder why that could be.
Crazy where he's sourcing this information from considering he's been sharing a bed with the Rekeita's for months
Hmmmmm.....
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