Those are rookie numbers son, during my peak i reached double digit numbers while watching Xena: Warrior Princess all day.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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I've never really counted but it'd definitely be over 6.
that's awesome. Whom?
I can't watch Xena, actually, because for the duration of an episode I'm just slowly cumming the whole time and it shrinks my balls. Because I'm not gay and I love Lucy, you see.
In my prime i could handle watching Xena all day, these days i just take a lil taste from time to time, otherwise my body would't survive it.
I just want Lucy to take me from behind with a strap-on, nothing gay about that, right?!
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I used to have a piss balloon dick like Sam Roberts, the shameful part having something in common with Sam.
I cried at my doctor's office once.
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Posting on this forum, kind of poor, porn history, criminal record, bad GPA, no HS clubs.....
What I'm about to say would normally qualify but I'm actually NOT embarrassed to say that I havent had sex since august 2010
btw- it's not even "incel DUH I CAN'T GET A WHITE WUHMAN TO LIKE ME" shit either....it's more like "meh- I just want to be left alone, and not bothered"
however, with all that prefaced I won't lie and say that I don't want to stick my face in a woman's ass everytime I see a woman in fitting into her yoga pants so perfectly.....but then, i Think, why bother....I like not being annoyed with other people's shit and I can just wank to my spank bank in the shower if it gets too bad
however, with all that prefaced I won't lie and say that I don't want to stick my face in a woman's ass everytime I see a woman in fitting into her yoga pants so perfectly.....but then, i Think, why bother....I like not being annoyed with other people's shit and I can just wank to my spank bank in the shower if it gets too bad
I used to have a serious problem with fucking other people’s wives and girlfriends. Not like a bull/cuck thing but just pursuing women who were with in relationships until I got them and then inevitably got bored and dumped them. Lost a few friends over it in high school and college and still kept regularly doing it into my early 30’s. I'd also go all out to make women fall in love with me and then get bored and cheat on them. I have no idea why it took me so long to feel like a piece of shit but my wife had an extremely positive effect on me as a person. When I look at my daughters now I hope they never get involved with anyone like me.
Your daughters will probably date only black dudes
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Nice humble brag asshole. Please reread the thread title and come back and tell us something that's actually embarrassing you home breaking POS!
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I'd take offense but my kids are mostly terrified of male niggers so that's very unlikely.
Uhh... my gigantic penis makes for an awkward first impression.
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YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
Well chicks usually date guys that remind them of their dad
So they will end up dating dudes like you
Nice fatherhood stupid
I'm a changed man. They only know the fake under-the-thumb version of me. Should be no problem!
I died of complications with penile arthritis.