What's the most embarrassing thing about you?

[aRTie02150]

In a drunken stupor I broke into a church and fell asleep shirtless in a hallway.

I woke to the father guy asking me if I was okay and he let me leave without calling the cops, but he kept saying he may have to call them since I broke a door.

I had to take a bus home wearing a shirt and fleece that was from the donation bin.

 

[Brooke Shields]

How is sex with a girl who has cerebral palsy?

i had to look up cerebral palsy just now to double check what I already knew, they usually have walkers or some shit.
She was odd cause she didn't need any equipment to stand/walk, but still her stance needed to be like a cartoon character holding in a piss.

As for the sex, it may have been dryer than normal. I only say this because sometimes she'd say her pussy hurt afterwards and I know it wasn't because of my dick size

 

[SensibleKeks]

::Sigh:: confession time. I dont work for Panera. I've applied and got rejected multiple times. It's my secret shame.

I'm reality I work at Moe's. Every time I'm forced to greet customers with "Welcome to Moe's" I don't actually mean it.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

My masturbation record is nine times in one day. There was this smoking hot goth chick with milk white skin on Chaturbate back in 2014. That's what made me do it.

 

[guest]

My masturbation record is nine times in one day. There was this smoking hot goth chick with milk white skin on Chaturbate back in 2014. That's what made me do it.

Even as a young man 2 was max for me. I keep seeing guys talking about jerking off over 5 times a day. I can't even imagine. I've cum with a women 3 times in one day, but that was because she kept pushing and motivating me, but I had to really soldiered up for that 3rd rodeo.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

My masturbation record is nine times in one day. There was this smoking hot goth chick with milk white skin on Chaturbate back in 2014. That's what made me do it.

Thats insane. Even at peak teenage horniness, my absolute max was 3. Even with a chick thats ready to go, I can only go a 3rd time as a courtesy and dont even really enjoy it at that point.

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

I've grown to hate a very famous comedians/podcasters comic wife so much that I've struck up a daily correspondence with her via email. I have convinced her that her husband is having affairs and cheating nonstop when performing on the road.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Thats insane. Even at peak teenage horniness, my absolute max was 3. Even with a chick thats ready to go, I can only go a 3rd time as a courtesy and dont even really enjoy it at that point.

During those days when I'd fuck whoever my girlfriend was at the time for the entire day (a day of nothing but eat, watch TV, fuck, repeat) I only stopped because they'd tell me their "cunt's too sore".

 

[Feltch My Ass]

I have sent @captain_kamala simp texts

but I was too broke to afford anything

 

[guest]

I have sent @captain_kamala simp texts

but I was too broke to afford anything

Be patient. There will come a day where she contacts you and offers a discounted rate.

 

[Feltch My Ass]

Be patient. There will come a day where she contacts you and offers a discounted rate.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

Every time I'm forced to greet customers with "Welcome to Moe's" I don't actually mean it.

You fucking monster

 

[guest]

::Sigh:: confession time. I dont work for Panera. I've applied and got rejected multiple times. It's my secret shame.

I'm reality I work at Moe's. Every time I'm forced to greet customers with "Welcome to Moe's" I don't actually mean it.

I used to work at Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag. I was fired because of their stupid rule that if I don't smile, they eat for free.

 

[Feltch My Ass]

I was fired because of their stupid rule that if I don't smile, they eat for free.

Did getting fired make you smile?

It’s so funny to get fired for not being happy enough, like how would that help

 

[Bigsmooth]

I'm Canadian

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I'm Canadian

@admin

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

When people post tranny gifs to this forum I will sometimes look at them for longer than strictly necessary.

 

[Forgettable faggot]

I'm not in a biker gang.

 

[guest]

I'm a mail order husband

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I'm dutch.