What's the most embarrassing thing about you?

[It’s Meboe]

My wife is taller than me. By little more than half a foot
I’m almost a midget. I’m 5’6” and she’s 6’1”

 

[guest]

I look really young, people mistake me for 20. Im in my early 30s. Ive let a lot of people in my life believe im 21 since they always just assume. Bosses at work, close friends etc, a lot of people. It's a lie that has gotten out of hand.

 

[guest]

I was too embarrassed to ever listen back, I learned the song in like two hours before the show and then cut the last verse out cause I kinda pussed halfway through. My original intent was to have the perfect punch out, but now I suppose Dan wouldn't have got the reference.

Also, back to my whole bewilderment at the Dan thing (and also even the Mew is a fat chink-jew). Like when you and Mew both started calling me asian, what did I do? I changed my avatar to Jerry Jen and spent 2 weeks typing in engrish and calling David Sohn a dog eating faggot.

We've been doing this thing for 4 years, and much longer on reddit. It shouldn't be that difficult.

You are asian tho right?

 

[ChildSpitTake]

I both despise O&A and somehow still enjoy their old bits. Probably will until I die. Them and Ron & Fez.

 

[guest]

I both despise O&A and somehow still enjoy their old bits. Probably will until I die. Them and Ron & Fez.

I still love Ron & Fez and listen almost daily to old clips. No shame in that budday!

 

[ChildSpitTake]

I still love Ron & Fez and listen almost daily to old clips. No shame in that budday!

Ron & Fez, noon to three

 

[Lenny's Comic Footster]

You are asian tho right?

Nice try Patrick/Dan/FBI

 

[Lenny's Comic Footster]

I still love Ron & Fez and listen almost daily to old clips. No shame in that budday!

Every second Earl was on the show was radio gold. He was the original David, but more white

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

i used to be engaged to a jewess

 

[guest]

i used to be engaged to a jewess

What was she like in bed?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

What was she like in bed?

fantastic, gentile weenie gets em every time

 

[guest]

fantastic, gentile weenie gets em every time

Dis she genuinely care about others or was she misanthropic?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Dis she genuinely care about others or was she misanthropic?

She truly loved me, but she was also "in academia" so ya know

 

[guest]

She truly loved me, but she was also "in academia" so ya know

Did she have nice big jewish bubs?

 

[Habibi]

I live in Pakistan

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Did she have nice big jewish bubs?

Yes, and a nice set of buns. She was a Southern jew, so her ancestors made a comfy living trading nigs to rednecks until the mid 1800s

 

[Brooke Shields]

Every girl I go out with keeps getting worse and worse - as do I

To put it in perspective, I wish I would've stayed with my cerebral palsy girlfriend a bit longer, but her not wanting to go out or drink combined with watching tiktok outweighed her positives.
Imagine a 4'10 girl, ridiculously fat DD tits, and a leg stance like if you'd freeze frame an MMA guy right after getting a knock-out kick to the face, knees together and feet out to balance.
Before we even went out, at one point she said she had CP and I had to hold back from a BroJoe reference

 

[guest]

Every girl I go out with keeps getting worse and worse - as do I

To put it in perspective, I wish I would've stayed with my cerebral palsy girlfriend a bit longer, but her not wanting to go out or drink combined with watching tiktok outweighed her positives.
Imagine a 4'10 girl, ridiculously fat DD tits, and a leg stance like if you'd freeze frame an MMA guy right after getting a knock-out kick to the face, knees together and feet out to balance.
Before we even went out, at one point she said she had CP and I had to hold back from a BroJoe reference

How is sex with a girl who has cerebral palsy?

 

[guest]

Every girl I go out with keeps getting worse and worse - as do I

To put it in perspective, I wish I would've stayed with my cerebral palsy girlfriend a bit longer, but her not wanting to go out or drink combined with watching tiktok outweighed her positives.
Imagine a 4'10 girl, ridiculously fat DD tits, and a leg stance like if you'd freeze frame an MMA guy right after getting a knock-out kick to the face, knees together and feet out to balance.
Before we even went out, at one point she said she had CP and I had to hold back from a BroJoe reference

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

I frequent a forum dedicated to a radio show that is defunct for almost a decade now that also cyberbullies a small time fat science fiction writer where I cosplay as the 9th banned twitter handle of one the hosts who got fired for racially charged tweets.