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Whats a conspiracy theory you think is 100% bullshit?

Suetonius

LAUGH.
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I have an idea for turning brick and mortar retail shopping into the size of a suitcase, actually even smaller.

It’s called shopping on fucking Amazon, funster. Which has been around for like 30 years.

Nice revolutionary idea, retard.

Reminds me of the time my dad told me he knew the guy who invented ketchup packets. And not even like he knew the guy. He knew the guy who had his “idea stolen.”
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

❤️bonnie simp❤️
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I have an idea for turning brick and mortar retail shopping into the size of a suitcase, actually even smaller.

It’s called shopping on fucking Amazon, funster. Which has been around for like 30 years.

Nice revolutionary idea, retard.

Reminds me of the time my dad told me he knew the guy who invented ketchup packets. And not even like he knew the guy. He knew the guy who had his “idea stolen.”
But even Amazon has warehouses and data centers which are both bigger than suitcases.
 

Meownaw

I GOT DA HAT NOW!
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I have an idea for turning brick and mortar retail shopping into the size of a suitcase, actually even smaller.

It’s called shopping on fucking Amazon, funster. Which has been around for like 30 years.

Nice revolutionary idea, retard.

Reminds me of the time my dad told me he knew the guy who invented ketchup packets. And not even like he knew the guy. He knew the guy who had his “idea stolen.”
No you see it was the technology that could take a giant building and compact it into a suitcase. Literally ideas that are in a Bugs Bunny cartoon.
 

bantadant

Fantastic Man
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Is it too late to ask someone to explain to me what you guys mean by that?
So after the first three planes hit the story went that people on the fourth plane found out (somehow?) about it and started calling their loved ones. A bunch of them bravely decided to storm the cockpit and take down the plane, and one dude was explaining it to his wife and then, while still on the phone, she hears him say "let's roll" as they walk to the front of the plane :cool:
 

HH Brother

@AnthonyCumia hey, miss you!
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Did they? I genuinely don’t know. Genuinely.
We know the truth, brother.

IMG_1814.jpeg
 

WifeStoreWill

The WifeStore called, they’re running out of gooks
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So after the first three planes hit the story went that people on the fourth plane found out (somehow?) about it and started calling their loved ones. A bunch of them bravely decided to storm the cockpit and take down the plane, and one dude was explaining it to his wife and then, while still on the phone, she hears him say "let's roll" as they walk to the front of the plane :cool:
I wonder where they were headed.. we must know after torturing that fat sack of shit at gitmo if we didn’t already know before then.

I get the symbolism of going after the pentagon but they barely put a dent in it. Hitting the White House and Capitol building would have been an unbeatable terrorist victory.
 
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