Whats a conspiracy theory you think is 100% bullshit?

[Uncle Floyd]

I have an idea for turning brick and mortar retail shopping into the size of a suitcase, actually even smaller.

It’s called shopping on fucking Amazon, funster. Which has been around for like 30 years.

Nice revolutionary idea, retard.

Reminds me of the time my dad told me he knew the guy who invented ketchup packets. And not even like he knew the guy. He knew the guy who had his “idea stolen.”

I know the son of the guy who invented Red Lobster's Cheddar Bay Biscuits. How do you invent "biscuits with cheese on top?"

No lyin.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

I know the son of the guy who invented Red Lobster's Cheddar Bay Biscuits. How do you invent "biscuits with cheese on top?"

No lyin.

He found a way to put an entire stick of butter in one biscuit. He’s a pioneer of negro heart disease.

 

[bantadant]

I wonder where they were headed.. we must know after torturing that fat sack of shit at gitmo if we didn’t already know before then.

I get the symbolism of going after the pentagon but they barely put a dent in it. Hitting the White House and Capitol building would have been an unbeatable terrorist victory.

The official story was Camp David (more like camp Ben Dovid tsss), but I don't know anything about the place to know if that would have even made sense

 

[SexGodFireBrand]

Any conspiracy theory involving the US government because the people propagating those are even less honest/trustworthy than the US government is.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

The official story was Camp David (more like camp Ben Dovid tsss), but I don't know anything about the place to know if that would have even made sense

There’s no way in hell that was it, it’s just a vacation spot for the President and guests. And clearly he wasn’t there at the time.

 

[bantadant]

There’s no way in hell that was it, it’s just a vacation spot for the President and guests. And clearly he wasn’t there at the time.

I agree. The whole thing was fishy. I still don't believe you could make a phone call with a cell phone on a plane in 2001

 

[LingerLonger]

I still think that fourth plane was shot down in Pennsylvania. Fuck that whole "let's roll" bullshit story

One of the first 9/11 conspiracy theory web forums was called "Let's Roll". Unfortunately the original site is gone. But some of the earliest hilarious 9/11 conspiracy memes and jokes centered on the passengers chanting "LET'S ROLL!!!" and flipping the plane over and acting like retards before crashing into the ground.

Dumbest conspiracy theories are anything regarding aliens or life on other planets.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

I agree. The whole thing was fishy. I still don't believe you could make a phone call with a cell phone on a plane in 2001

Everything I’m reading says it was the Capitol.

Also I don’t think it was cell phones, back then they had phones on the seats of planes you could swipe your credit card and make calls.

 

[guest]

Dumbest conspiracy theories are anything regarding aliens or life on other planets.

Why? There's like, hundreds of planets out there, you don't think there could be? Didn't they find bacteria or some shit on Mars recently?

 

[bantadant]

Everything I’m reading says it was the Capitol.

Also I don’t think it was cell phones, back then they had phones on the seats of planes you could swipe your credit card and make calls.

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Oh shit- I totally forgot about these things.

Imagine your husband calls you to say his heartfelt last goodbye before dying a fiery death and then a month later you get a $78 bill from Verizon a month later.

Capitol makes more sense than Camp David. I'm probably just remembering the popular theories from the time

 

[bantadant]

Why? There's like, hundreds of planets out there, you don't think there could be? Didn't they find bacteria or some shit on Mars recently?

If there aren't any aliens, then why is it that The Sky Is a Neighborhood?

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Oh shit- I totally forgot about these things.

Imagine your husband calls you to say his heartfelt last goodbye before dying a fiery death and then a month later you get a $78 bill from Verizon a month later.

Capitol makes more sense than Camp David. I'm probably just remembering the popular theories from the time

Apparently KSM said it was the Capitol in some Al Jazeera interview he did. And apparently Bin Laden wanted the WH but everyone else wanted the Capitol. White House would have been pretty difficult to hit for a guy who barely knew how to fly.

 

[bantadant]

Apparently KSM said it was the Capitol in some Al Jazeera interview he did. And apparently Bin Laden wanted the WH but everyone else wanted the Capitol. White House would have been pretty difficult to hit for a guy who barely knew how to fly.

I'd assume just as hard as the pentagon? But 16/dick/terrorism though

 

[WifeStoreWill]

I'd assume just as hard as the pentagon? But 16/dick/terrorism though

The pentagon isn’t very tall but it’s huge and there’s nothing around it. The White House isn’t very big and has taller stuff pretty close. They could swing around and hit it from the south but it’s still a small target. I don’t know shit about flying but I’d imagine if you’ve never flown a big jet before it would be really difficult to hit something that small at those speeds. Also if they paid attention to anything, Bush wasn’t even there. I doubt his trip to Florida was a secret.

The Capitol is on top of a hill and it’s big and easy to see for miles.

 

[bantadant]

The pentagon isn’t very tall but it’s huge and there’s nothing around it. The White House isn’t very big and has taller stuff pretty close. They could swing around and hit it from the south but it’s still a small target. I don’t know shit about flying but I’d imagine if you’ve never flown a big jet before it would be really difficult to hit something that small at those speeds. Also if they paid attention to anything, Bush wasn’t even there. I doubt his trip to Florida was a secret.

The Capitol is on top of a hill and it’s big and easy to see for miles.

I kinda want to download Microsoft Flight Simulator and try it, but I'll probably end up on some watchlist

 

[WifeStoreWill]

I kinda want to download Microsoft Flight Simulator and try it, but I'll probably end up on some watchlist

It’s nuts that no one has crashed a huge jet into the White House yet, it’s like 2 miles from the end of the runway at national airport. They’d have seconds to react by the time it was clear you weren’t going to turn.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

That anything other than planes flew into the world trade towers.

They were planes. Controlled by Jewish gamers.

Zakheim served as a foreign policy advisor to George W. Bush...He was part of the Project for the New American Century.

From 1987-2001, Zakheim was CEO of SPC International, a subsidiary of System Planning Corporation, a high-technology analytical firm. In September 2000 Zakheim is also a member of the Council on Foreign Relations.

He was then appointed as Under Secretary of Defense (Comptroller) from 2001 in George W. Bush administration, and served in this capacity until April 2004. During his term as Comptroller, he was tasked to help track down the Pentagon's 2.3 trillion dollars worth of unaccounted transactions

Dov S. Zakheim - Wikipedia

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System Planning Corporation: Radar & Measurement Technology : Flight Termination System (FTS)

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

I believe in UFO’s but trying to do “research” on them exposes you to how crazy those people actually are because they don’t just think UFO’s exist, they think theyre piloted by aliens who are abducting and killing humans and shit. Extremely retarded.

If some dumb YouTuber is using drones, why not aliens? Why the fuck would they risk travelling that far?

 

[guest]

They could swing around and hit it from the south

 

[Coonskin]

I still think that fourth plane was shot down in Pennsylvania. Fuck that whole "let's roll" bullshit story

If you watch 9/11 in the War Room, Dick Cheney says they weren’t even sure if they shot it down or not. There’s also the picture of smoke in the air which doesn’t make sense to me unless it was shot down.