Whats a conspiracy theory you think is 100% bullshit?

[HH Brother]

That's just a closeup of Nanas cheek.

No, brother. It isn't.

Why do funsters always think her scars are holes, when their deep channels like he scrubbed her face with a icecream scoop? It's closer to this.

 

[Single Action Army]

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This bit is almost completely ruined by Sam

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

This bit is almost completely ruined by Sam

The pictures are still fucking hilarious.

 

[guest]

This is the correct explanation. But rather than the UFO’s morphing into what we want to see its a little more psychological. Its not that they themselves morph, we morph them. The idea is that UFO’s are so foreign to us that we literally cannot comprehend them and the comparison is one of different dimensions. A 2D being would not be able to comprehend a 3D being just as we can’t comprehend 4D beings or objects with tesseracts being good examples. What we see as UFO’s is basically our mind trying to comprehend them by inserting cultural or societal images in place of what they are.

I've heard that but it seems unnecessarily complicated to me. They (demons) are capable of being invisible or impersonating people and animals as well. It doesn't make sense that they'd decide to just go "mask off" and leave it up to interpretation. Why do that when you can tailor your appearance for maximum effect?

 

[WifeStoreWill]

I still think that fourth plane was shot down in Pennsylvania. Fuck that whole "let's roll" bullshit story

Don’t most people think this by now?

 

[HH Brother]

I never understood this point. How were they supposed to collapse? If you believe the official story the collapses weren’t clean with debris bringing down Building 7. and i’m pretty sure if you watch the footage of where the buildings stood theres still steel beams and shit sticking out of the ground. The only thing clean about it was the fact that both towers essentially fell on top of each other into total pulverization. Which isn’t surprising. Theres no reason it would tip over considering the entire floor of where the plane hit was weakening and thus set to have all the floors on top of it collapse down onto the ones below.

The freefall speed is the best argument for that. Why did they collapse from the bottom up? The top isn't heavier than the bottom as they were "hit" above the midline. It shouldn't be a continuous one speed fall. They fell in their footprints, brother.

 

[guest]

I never understood this point. How were they supposed to collapse? If you believe the official story the collapses weren’t clean with debris bringing down Building 7. and i’m pretty sure if you watch the footage of where the buildings stood theres still steel beams and shit sticking out of the ground. The only thing clean about it was the fact that both towers essentially fell on top of each other into total pulverization. Which isn’t surprising. Theres no reason it would tip over considering the entire floor of where the plane hit was weakening and thus set to have all the floors on top of it collapse down onto the ones below.

Just slow the videos of the collapse down and you can see it peeling apart, lol. There's a lot of dust obscuring things but if you don't go into it assuming it fell into its own footprint you'll see that it didn't.

 

[Single Action Army]

Not really a specific theory, but the people who always assume whenever there's fag shit in the media or soy in the food that it's some global jew vampire cabal trying to weaken the goyim, like we don't do that perfectly fine on our own.

It's moreso just rich people doing whatever they think can earn them the most money not caring about the consequences. Sure, plenty of jewish vampires amongst that group, but a huge amount of whites and now Chinese too.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Why did they collapse from the bottom up?

Did they? I genuinely don’t know. Genuinely.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I don’t know how common it is but my friend in HS insisted they blew up the Titanic from the inside. I can’t even fathom the reasoning behind that. We used to smoke a lot of weed so I don’t recall all the details but he would always claim the pictures of the wreckage show the evidence of this.

 

[Single Action Army]

I don’t know how common it is but my friend in HS insisted they blew up the Titanic from the inside. I can’t even fathom the reasoning behind that. We used to smoke a lot of weed so I don’t recall all the details but he would always claim the pictures of the wreckage show the evidence of this.

To justify the ensuing war against icebergs.
(((IceBERG)))

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

To justify the ensuing war against icebergs.
(((IceBERG)))

If you were going for a global warming joke then that’s pretty fawkin good.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Not really a specific theory, but the people who always assume whenever there's fag shit in the media or soy in the food that it's some global jew vampire cabal trying to weaken the goyim, like we don't do that perfectly fine on our own.

It's moreso just rich people doing whatever they think can earn them the most money not caring about the consequences. Sure, plenty of jewish vampires amongst that group, but a huge amount of whites and now Chinese too.

I have been trying to explain this for a while now. In the 50’s and 60’s they wouldn’t let niggers on TV, not because some jew was telling them not to, but because they knew white people or Southeners would boycott the show and network and thus they’d lose money. Flash forward 50 years and its the opposite. Those boycotters still exist but they have less of a sway and companies realized inclusion is more profitable than exclusion. Of course they’re going to put fags women and blacks in Star Wars, they want to get those people watching when they otherwise wouldn’t. Because profit.

So the long answer is that it’s still jewery but not how people are saying it is.

 

[Sue Lightning]

I don’t know how common it is but my friend in HS insisted they blew up the Titanic from the inside. I can’t even fathom the reasoning behind that. We used to smoke a lot of weed so I don’t recall all the details but he would always claim the pictures of the wreckage show the evidence of this.

I had a friend who told me they found the Titanic wreckage through google earth images.

 

[Meownaw]

I had a friend who told me they found the Titanic wreckage through google earth images.

It was a woman wasn't it?

 

[Sue Lightning]

It was a woman wasn't it?

No it was actually a dude and he was older than me at the time but even I knew it was fucking retarded and wrong.

Like he was in college when he said this.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

No it was actually a dude and he was older than me at the time but even I knew it was fucking retarded and wrong.

Like he was in college when he said this.

Dumbass should have used Google Ocean. Punchin out.

 

[Single Action Army]

So the long answer is that it’s still jewery but not how people are saying it is.

Metaphorical jewery instead of literal

 

[Meownaw]

No it was actually a dude and he was older than me at the time but even I knew it was fucking retarded and wrong.

Like he was in college when he said this.

Fuck, you reminded me of this drugged out faggot I was friends with. He once said he knew a guy that had the technology to take a brick and mortar store and reduce it to the size of a suitcase. Jesus fucking Christ I hated him and still do.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Fuck, you reminded me of this drugged out faggot I was friends with. He once said he knew a guy that had the technology to take a brick and mortar store and reduce it to the size of a suitcase. Jesus fucking Christ I hated him and still do.

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What the fuck does that even mean, funster?