Whats a conspiracy theory you think is 100% bullshit?

[Single Action Army]

"If we can't explain how Black people did it, it must be aliens!"

2,000 years ago, Black people were like the white people of now.

Mouthbreather fell for the "Egyptians are black" propaganda. It's one niggers desperately cling onto because they have absolutely zero history of doing anything other than eating each other. Don't you think if their people were capable of anything, they would have done something besides build mud huts until they got western leftovers?

The logic is "Egyptians were on the African continent, therefore they're black." There's a reason we differentiate sub-Saharan Africans. Hard to say what Egypt's complete ethnic makeup was, but according to their own records, many of their ruling dynasties were ethnically originating from modern Greece or the Middle East. The darkest depictions of Egyptians we ever see or hear about are of slaves.

Also, the pyramids and the peak of Egyptian accomplishments were closer to 5000-4000 years ago.

But a bunch of niggers arranging blocks in a triangle formation must be the work of aliens.

Try building that where your most sophisticated technologies are pulleys and farm beasts. The pyramids are staggering feats of engineering that took a ludicrous level of planning, cooperation, and money. Niggers left to their own devices can't even plan a family.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

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Looks white to me, funster.

it's funny that arabs were considered white pre ww1

 

[Sue Lightning]

Di

Did I say white? Egyptians are and never were west African gorilla faced people Narquisha claims she's descended from

Ok yeah I figured you were gonna say that. They’re not white but they weren’t black either. And in our world if you aren’t white…you might as well be a nigger

funster

 

[O&AWOWSTICKERSTOP!]

Not the hottest take. But, flat earthers are fucking retards.

 

[DMAN]

Try building that where your most sophisticated technologies are pulleys and farm beasts. The pyramids are staggering feats of engineering that took a ludicrous level of planning, cooperation, and money.

Lol, You're only saying that because you don't think they were black. For the record I always tell black people that they were not egyptians.

It's just hilarious that you're going to the lengths of saying "staggering feats that took ludicrous cooperation" when it's literally just picking up and putting down big rocks and keep going until you're walking on them.

The only ludicrous shit here is you pretending you couldn't build the pyramids in a weekend IF you had enough slaves.

 

[Single Action Army]

Di

Did I say white? Egyptians are and never were west African gorilla faced people Narquisha claims she's descended from

"They don't have blond hair and blue eyes so they're black" is Amerimutt cope, often coming from yokels descended from sheepfuckers who are 12 different ethnicities.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Try building that where your most sophisticated technologies are pulleys and farm beasts. The pyramids are staggering feats of engineering that took a ludicrous level of planning, cooperation, and money. Niggers left to their own devices can't even plan a family.

Again, back to the Greeks / Romans who had basically the same technological abilities as the Egyptians and built MORE complicated structures that no one says was aliens, for some reason.

 

[bantadant]

I still think that fourth plane was shot down in Pennsylvania. Fuck that whole "let's roll" bullshit story

 

[Single Action Army]

Lol, You're only saying that because you don't think they were black. For the record I always tell black people that they were not egyptians.

It's just hilarious that you're going to the lengths of saying "staggering feats that took ludicrous cooperation" when it's literally just picking up and putting down big rocks and keep going until you're walking on them.

The only ludicrous shit here is you pretending you couldn't build the pyramids in a weekend IF you had enough slaves.

"I need to be ultra-reductionist about history because you called Opie stupid on a thread 3 weeks ago."

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

it's funny that arabs were considered white pre ww1

Some still are, look at Assad, Saddam's general was a red head!
There are Tunisian with blue eyes
Persians are mostly white. White isn't limited to see-through skinned bongs who explode like a vampire when the sun is out.

 

[Imager]

I've lived in Manhattan all my life. If you are going to be charitable enough to go off of people's memory, you will also include the people who say wild shit like they saw missiles instead of planes. But that doesn't sound to you like what you heard happened from hundreds/thousands of miles away, possibly years after the fact depending on your age.

Whether or not a plane itself could bring a building down is an irrelevant argument when we still don't know what else they all had brought onto the planes with them. If those planes ever even existed.

Eyewitness testimony is unreliable.

I lived in Manhattan for a while and when I lived there a manhole cover exploded off due to something underneath it and I think it killed a woman. My mom asked me if I saw it, as if Manhattan was just a tiny community. I could have told her that I saw it and she would have believed me.

Same as if I was in Manhattan during 9/11.

Now you can't explain thousands of people all lying saying they saw something they didn't see, but imagine if you happened to be watching the NYC skyline instead of the news and just saw an explosion in one of the towers. Everyone tells you it was a plane but you didn't see one. It's 2001. Do you start telling everyone you know it didn't happen the way the news said? Even if you did and you got some traction, is the news going to put you on television so an investigation can take place?

I actually have no opinion one way or the other if planes hit the WTC since I wasn't a witness. However, I don't believe a plane hit The Pentagon (makes no physical or logical sense given the point of impact) nor do I believe that a passenger plane crashed in Pennsylvania (journalists on the scene didn't see any evidence of a plane crash). So that's half of the planes involved in 9/11 with actual doubtful shit.

 

[Single Action Army]

Again, back to the Greeks / Romans who had basically the same technological abilities as the Egyptians and built MORE complicated structures that no one says was aliens, for some reason.

Probably because they, especially the Romans, were ultra anal-retentive about keeping records. They detail most of their processes and landmarks in their history extensively. The fact we thought it was exclusively slave labor that built the pyramids for so long shows there's a lot left to speculation with the Egyptians. It's also a difference of 3000-2500 extra years. The pyramids were older to the Romans than the Romans are to us. Shinkleboutit.

Regardless the aliens retards say shit like Mount Rushmore or the Eiffel Tower were aliens.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I still think that fourth plane was shot down in Pennsylvania. Fuck that whole "let's roll" bullshit story

I believe that as well

 

[Sue Lightning]

"I need to be ultra-reductionist about history because you called Opie stupid on a thread 3 weeks ago."

DMAN is simplifying it but he’s correct. There was nothing the Egyptians did that wasn’t replicated by other cultures around the same time. They figured out the surface area and curvature of the Earth for Christ's sake so obviously they had an understanding of math and then architecture to build the pyramids themselves. But the conspiracy isn’t (usually) that Egyptians didn’t know HOW to build the pyramids but that the physical act of doing it would be impossible, which it wasn’t. Again: We accept the Romans could build the fucking Colosseum which they would regularly flood to host mock naval battles but arranging stones in a triangle is impossible.

 

[Single Action Army]

I lived in Manhattan for a while

The city?

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Probably because they, especially the Romans, were ultra anal-retentive about keeping records. They detail most of their processes and landmarks in their history extensively. The fact we thought it was exclusively slave labor that built the pyramids for so long shows there's a lot left to speculation with the Egyptians. It's also a difference of 3000-2500 extra years. The pyramids were older to the Romans than the Romans are to us. Shinkleboutit.

Regardless the aliens retards say shit like Mount Rushmore or the Eiffel Tower were aliens.

And the sphynx is even older!

 

[DMAN]

"I need to be ultra-reductionist about history because you called Opie stupid on a thread 3 weeks ago."

I don't even remember what you're referring to but thank you for taking your grudge out on me like a woman in something totally unrelated.

You faggots who act like the pyramids are this amazing feat are so fucking low IQ. It took them 20 fucking years to build it. They had 100,000 slaves you dumb faggot.

Dumb asshole - ALL of the pyramid's mass is at THE BOTTOM. They did less and less lifting as the structure was being erected.

 

[Single Action Army]

DMAN is simplifying it but he’s correct. There was nothing the Egyptians did that wasn’t replicated by other cultures around the same time. They figured out the surface area and curvature of the Earth for Christ's sake so obviously they had an understanding of math and then architecture to build the pyramids themselves. But the conspiracy isn’t (usually) that Egyptians didn’t know HOW to build the pyramids but that the physical act of doing it would be impossible, which it wasn’t. Again: We accept the Romans could build the fucking Colosseum which they would regularly flood to host mock naval battles but arranging stones in a triangle is impossible.

It comes moreso down to the scale of the operation. There's only one pyramid, of Borobudur in SE Asia, that comes close to rivaling the height of those in Egypt. The tallest spic pyramid is about half the height of Giza.
When you're pulling enormous stones up a path of a certain size, you can only fit so many people and animals in a certain area. You need to use leverage correctly to compensate. Not saying it's rocket science, but even the organization alone would have been a huge to-do. Saying it's "just moving stones up shit" really discounts that people did this 5,000 years ago before they even had a remote concept of something taller than a couple stories.

What I'm trying to say is that niggers could never do this. Even the organization alone. Imagine more than 6 niggers getting together and not one of them being shot over gym shoes before the night ended.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Again, back to the Greeks / Romans who had basically the same technological abilities as the Egyptians and built MORE complicated structures that no one says was aliens, for some reason.

I really do think it's because triangles are cool and mystify us as a people.
Also the valley of the kings is fucking mind boggling
When I first saw the Parthenon I was amazed, it's truly impressive but I gasped in amazement when I saw it from ground level at night with the flood lights on it, it made it 100 times more impressive

 

[Meownaw]

ENOUGH ABOUT THE PYRAMIDS!