Whats a conspiracy theory you think is 100% bullshit?

[According to My Cock]

Black people never built shit Egyptians were never black, this is an American black person cope. You never hear of this myth outside the USA

Correct they weren't explicitly niggers aka sub Saharan monkeys. They enslaved Nubians.

All Mediterraneans and Mesopotamians were the same type of brown durkas. Phoenicians were the greatest sailors. Babylonians were good at war. Egyptians built stupid triangles

 

[WhereWeAt]

It literally makes no sense. Either the planes were fake (not possible) and they set off a bomb or the planes were real and then they set off the bombs, of which theres no need to do both

Nothing about 9/11 conspiracy theories makes sense.

- planes flying into civilian-heavy targets in Manhattan was reason enough to go to war; the collapse wouldn't have been necessary
- planting explosives where you think the plane is supposed to hit is a fucking silly premise
- thermite isn't a demolition tool
- what pre-planted explosive would have a time release that would withstand the impact/sustained fires?
- why wasn't mass hearing loss reported among first responders/people in lower Manhattan from the blasts?
- why didn't the cleanup find anything else related to demolitions like blasting caps, etc?
- planes flying into buildings is enough for Larry Silverstein to get the buildings condemned and collect the insurance with or without them collapsing
- we were going to war with or without attacks on the Pentagon and Flight 93; they're so superfluous that any unusual detail relating to them better be pretty fucking compelling
- if something other than a plane was responsible for the Pentagon attack, "they" could've just as easily steered the narrative towards blaming al Qaeda for the bomb, missile, etc conspiracists claim was actually responsible.
- on the hierarchy of people we'd want to go to war with, bin Laden and al Qaeda are inconvenient guys to frame

 

[WhereWeAt]

I still think that fourth plane was shot down in Pennsylvania. Fuck that whole "let's roll" bullshit story

It's a dumb thing to lie about because the public was ready to be OK with shooting it down and it's pretty defensible. Not saying they didn't shoot it down, just that it's a stupid thing to lie about, given the circumstances.

 

[WhereWeAt]

I kinda want to download Microsoft Flight Simulator and try it, but I'll probably end up on some watchlist

You already made the list, stlaker

 

[WhereWeAt]

The official story was Camp David (more like camp Ben Dovid tsss), but I don't know anything about the place to know if that would have even made sense

The only reason Camp David (My David!) would make sense is if the terrorists calculated it was some fallback rally point for POTUS during emergencies like the kind they had created.

 

[LiberalPussy]

The only reason I believe the moon landing happened is because of how diverse it was in the 50’s space program.

Yeah UUUUUHHHHHHHMM

 

[Uncle Floyd]

It's a dumb thing to lie about because the public was ready to be OK with shooting it down and it's pretty defensible. Not saying they didn't shoot it down, just that it's a stupid thing to lie about, given the circumstances.

But you can avoid the entire "Our government killed innocent Americans" side of that argument completely with the Let's Roll narrative.

 

[guest]

The elites rape kids

Unless you consider sfwa elite

 

[guest]

The only reason I believe the moon landing happened is because of how diverse it was in the 50’s space program.

Yeah UUUUUHHHHHHHMM

i dont mind

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

But you can avoid the entire "Our government killed innocent Americans" side of that argument completely with the Let's Roll narrative.

Also you make martyrs and heroes out of flight 93 to live on forever and boost morale to go to war

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

The only reason I believe the moon landing happened is because of how diverse it was in the 50’s space program.

Yeah UUUUUHHHHHHHMM

Shane Gillis calling Hidden Figures “Madea Goes to the Moon” had me howling even though he pretended his dad thought of it.

 

[Imager]

The city?

Yeah, but I couldn't get my podcasting equipment into the city.

 

[guest]

They were planes. Controlled by Jewish gamers.


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[guest]

Not really a specific theory, but the people who always assume whenever there's fag shit in the media or soy in the food that it's some global jew vampire cabal trying to weaken the goyim, like we don't do that perfectly fine on our own.

It's moreso just rich people doing whatever they think can earn them the most money not caring about the consequences. Sure, plenty of jewish vampires amongst that group, but a huge amount of whites and now Chinese too.

This is the conclusion most people who have worked in any industry "where the sausage is made" (government, law, finance, politics, media etc) will reach after a while. There is no "plan," people can't keep secrets and everyone is essentially governed by their own self-interest. A lot of these conspiracy theories are powerless people trying to make sense of the chaos of their lives and, in turn, giving their "betters" a hell of a lot more credit than they deserve.

 

[guest]

This is the conclusion most people who have worked in any industry "where the sausage is made" (government, law, finance, politics, media etc) will reach after a while. There is no "plan," people can't keep secrets and everyone is essentially governed by their own self-interest. A lot of these conspiracy theories are powerless people trying to make sense of the chaos of their lives and, in turn, giving their "betters" a hell of a lot more credit than they deserve.

I don't like that way of thinking because it essentially goes along the lines of "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity." That is fine for everyday affairs but when you have a group of competent people I would be more inclined to reverse it to "Never attribute to stupidity that which is adequately explained by maliciousness." I don't like broad brushing people as incompetent when you can clearly see we live in a world built by competent people.

You probably think something like "it is stupidity and egos all the way up" are most likely correct but it's just not for me. It is better that ten innocent feds suffer than that one guilty escape.

 

[EraGodless]

A lot of the conspiracies surrounding 9/11 are midwit nonsense. If you take some time to research the structural design of the twin towers, you’ll understand very quickly why they collapsed. Jet fuel may not melt steel beams, but it sure does soften it enough to cause it to collapse. The framed tube / shear core structural design was brilliant as it allowed for wide open office spaces without any awkward support beams, but it was not designed to support the impact and added weight of a 767.

Bin Laden allegedly didn’t even intend to bring the towers down. It just happened to be an unintended side effect of the buildings’ structural design which he definitely jizzed himself while watching.

That said, the theories that the plans of the attacks were known about and intentionally ignored by the Bush administration are highly plausible and at least supported with circumstantial evidence.

Also ignored by the Clinton administration as they had Bin Laden dead to rights in 97'-98' and Clinton called off the air strike.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Andy Kauffman faked his death

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I don’t think there’s multiple John Fetterman’s - but I do think he didn’t have a stroke and that was just to keep him from speaking / answering questions during the campaign and after since he’s always been a giant retard. Now they get to use the stroke excuse to limit him taking.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Andy Kauffman faked his death

I don’t think he faked it either but I love that people then (and now) weren’t sure and figured he was pulling a prank. Andy Kaufman was such an interesting guy you can’t even explain him to anyone under 30.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Norm consulted a Rabbi.