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What Jungian archetype is the man who stands in the bathroom after his daughter has been for a shit so he can enjoy the aroma of carnivore farts?

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This fuckin' guy, huh? This fuckin' guy. Yo, lemme tell you somethin' right quick. You ain't comin' to my 'hood and takin' my girl's meat farts. Ain't happenin', son. Not now, not ever. We don't play down here in LA. We bang your shit when you get outta line. I'm a New York dog, NEW YORK BROOKLYN, SON, AND DON'T FORGET THAT, and I ain't stopped bein' that, ya heard? Or am I from Boston? I don't even know! That's how hood I am! I'm bringing it. All day, every day. It don't even matter what hood, yo. I'm bringing the wife and the kids to have brunch after temple, then I'm fuckin' your shit up. A nice brisket, maybe. It's kosher and it's good for the meaty farting. Don't be staring at my herpes, son. That's street herpes. You ain't ready for dat!

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The bible says in Corinthians: "Let no one deceive himself. If any of you thinks he is wise in this age, he should become a fool, so that he may become wise." OK, so, some white people pretend to be black, right? This is part of the.... what would you say.... the transformation of a wigger into his true self. He must know somewhere deep down he isn't black. One day Rapaport will look in the mirror and he will see what's really there. An old white man. Only by embarrassing himself is he able to overcome his fantasies of being a black man. Have you ever seen snow white? A similar transition happens when she farts in front of the dwarfs and realises she's just a object of sexual desire and not a special princess. You see, "Grumpy" is that way because snow white won't give him any ass. You see Disney was a very smart man, and you can see the Jungian archetype of the short man getting no ass and being resentful about it in this film, it's just so bloody brilliant man.

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Because whenever someone I know (almost always through my wife...) starts talking about going through some things/dealing with mental health I want to tell them some version of "Clean your room, bucko". Or as my dad would day, "Get your ass moving." Maybe being 50lbs+ overweight, eating shittily, never exercising, and not doing any type of routine chores is not a great way to stay mentally fit. Nah, just get put on head pills. Problem solved!

Then I find out he's medicated and crazy anyway. Very disappointing. And his daughter is a whore.
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The bible says in Corinthians: "Let no one deceive himself. If any of you thinks he is wise in this age, he should become a fool, so that he may become wise." OK, so, some white people pretend to be black, right? This is part of the.... what would you say.... the transformation of a wigger into his true self. He must know somewhere deep down he isn't black. One day Rapaport will look in the mirror and he will see what's really there. An old white man. Only by embarrassing himself is he able to overcome his fantasies of being a black man. Have you ever seen snow white? A similar transition happens when she farts in front of the dwarfs and realises she's just a object of sexual desire and not a special princess. You see, "Grumpy" is that way because snow white won't give him any ass. You see Disney was a very smart man, and you can see the Jungian archetype of the short man getting no ass and being resentful about it in this film, it's just so bloody brilliant man.

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Ewwwww! You like stinky girl farts! They smell like poopies! One time Jess-mommy farted and I yelled at her. Another time Jess-mommy's baby went poopy on my new sneaker and I cried.

(babbles about how a wrestler once farted at the Royal Rumble 30 years ago)

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Ewwwww! You like stinky girl farts! They smell like poopies! One time Jess-mommy farted and I yelled at her. Another time Jess-mommy's baby went poopy on my new sneaker and I cried.

(babbles about how a wrestler once farted at the Royal Rumble 30 years ago)

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You know, black women are only 22% of the population, and almost none of them are hot. I'm not racist, it's just a fact that they don't fart like beautiful white women, even the hottest ones. 76% of the white female population are hot by my standards but you're telling me that this difference in fart quality isn't a problem? It's a cultural thing. Too many breadcrumbs with their fried chicken. Not racist, I'm just statin' facts.

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If it's really true that hot girls farts are instrinsicly better than the farts of girls who are ugly, and this can be proven by science, what moral responsibility do we have to stop ugly people from breeding? I mean, imagine a world where only hot girls exist. Do we even need that? Just close your eyes and meditate. A fart is a fart, metaphysically and organically speaking. If you can't see if the girl is hot or not and think hard enough, you can end up in a meditative state where any fart can be the girl that comes from a hot girl's ass, right?
 

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You know, black women are only 22% of the population, and almost none of them are hot. I'm not racist, it's just a fact that they don't fart like beautiful white women, even the hottest ones. 76% of the white female population are hot by my standards but you're telling me that this difference in fart quality isn't a problem? It's a cultural thing. Too many breadcrumbs with their fried chicken. Not racist, I'm just statin' facts.

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It's incredibly interesting you would say that. It might surprise you to know that I'm not entirely white. There's an abundance of meaty farts in my life, however they're mostly from homosexual men exercising at the gymnasium. They give me a tingling sensation in my pants. I'm not quite sure what that means. I was just thinking, have I ever sniffed a meaty girl fart and had the same reaction? Probably not. I asked the men in the sauna if they had ever noticed a distinct... arousal, if you will, from men's emissions and they called me a name I won't repeat. Not the one you might usually assume, but the other one. What is it about men that makes them find new sensations and experiences so threatening? If you enjoy this show, please take a moment to like and subscribe. It really helps out with the algorithm, which is something I'm not sure about but it sounds awfully important.

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It's incredibly interesting you would say that. It might surprise you to know that I'm not entirely white. There's an abundance of meaty farts in my life, however they're mostly from homosexual men exercising at the gymnasium. They give me a tingling sensation in my pants. I'm not quite sure what that means. I was just thinking, have I ever sniffed a meaty girl fart and had the same reaction? Probably not. I asked the men in the sauna if they had ever noticed a distinct... arousal, if you will, from men's emissions and they called me a name I won't repeat. Not the one you might usually assume, but the other one. What is it about men that makes them find new sensations and experiences so threatening? If you enjoy this show, please take a moment to like and subscribe. It really helps out with the algorithm, which is something I'm not sure about but it sounds awfully important.

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You know, you are probably the same colour as the Egyptians when they were watching the aliens land at the pyramids. In ancient Egyptian and Mesopotamian society, people would construct monoliths even bigger than and Pyramids of Giza, and they would fill them with the virgins of society and it would be the duty of the virgins to fill the gold-plated constructions with their unspoiled farts. We have some evidence now that the higher beings were drawn to these monoliths of perfect farts, usually only reserved for the Pharaohs. There's no evidence archaeologists can find of these existing and no historical record, but have the checked the whole Sahara? Exactly. They are hiding something. Most archaeologists probably have fat and ugly wives, and they don't want to face the truth that aleins will only come back when we concentrate all the hot girls farts in a pyramid. If you watch my series "ancient apocalypse", you can read about how incredibly annoyed the aliens were that not all the girls were as hot as the fart pyramid girls, and starting blasting people with lasers. We now believe this is what caused the collapse of the bronze age.

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You know, you are probably the same colour as the Egyptians when they were watching the aliens land at the pyramids. In ancient Egyptian and Mesopotamian society, people would construct monoliths even bigger than and Pyramids of Giza, and they would fill them with the virgins of society and it would be the duty of the virgins to fill the gold-plated constructions with their unspoiled farts. We have some evidence now that the higher beings were drawn to these monoliths of perfect farts, usually only reserved for the Pharaohs. There's no evidence archaeologists can find of these existing and no historical record, but have the checked the whole Sahara? Exactly. They are hiding something. Most archaeologists probably have fat and ugly wives, and they don't want to face the truth that aleins will only come back when we concentrate all the hot girls farts in a pyramid. If you watch my series "ancient apocalypse", you can read about how incredibly annoyed the aliens were that not all the girls were as hot as the fart pyramid girls, and starting blasting people with lasers. We now believe this is what caused the collapse of the bronze age.

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Ah, yes. It is possssssible we have already been visited by aliens, but would we even recognize them? It is more proooobable that protein filled lady gas is actually the basis of alien technooology for interstellar travel. These aliens would inhabit a fourth dimension and reach out across the staaars in a manner that we would consider impossible, but is easily explained by string field theory. At least, it would be if we had technology that could explain it for us. Quantum compuuuuters are the only things powwwwerful enough to calculate how a sirloin steak, by was of Miiiikhaela's asshole, could create fourth dimensional travel. If someone could invent these devices then they would certainly prove everything I have said it correct. This will happen after I die of old age. Please buy one or more of my books until then. Ah, so, ah, so, ah, so!

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Ah, yes. It is possssssible we have already been visited by aliens, but would we even recognize them? It is more proooobable that protein filled lady gas is actually the basis of alien technooology for interstellar travel. These aliens would inhabit a fourth dimension and reach out across the staaars in a manner that we would consider impossible, but is easily explained by string field theory. At least, it would be if we had technology that could explain it for us. Quantum compuuuuters are the only things powwwwerful enough to calculate how a sirloin steak, by was of Miiiikhaela's asshole, could create fourth dimensional travel. If someone could invent these devices then they would certainly prove everything I have said it correct. This will happen after I die of old age. Please buy one or more of my books until then. Ah, so, ah, so, ah, so!

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Now, we are known as a type I civilization. That means that we still burn fossil fuels, there are ugly girls everywhere, and the hot girls farts mostly escape into the atmosphere. Now a type II civilization wouldn't need to worry about good farts escaping because by then they would have invented fart capturing devices. Now a type 3 civilization is one that that far surpasses this. Artificial evolution would have left the earth with only hot girls, and a giant dome would encircle the earth. Even autistic people like me could get a hot girlfriend, and you could simply walk outside and enjoy the hot girl fart dense atmosphere.

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Now, we are known as a type I civilization. That means that we still burn fossil fuels, there are ugly girls everywhere, and the hot girls farts mostly escape into the atmosphere. Now a type II civilization wouldn't need to worry about good farts escaping because by then they would have invented fart capturing devices. Now a type 3 civilization is one that that far surpasses this. Artificial evolution would have left the earth with only hot girls, and a giant dome would encircle the earth. Even autistic people like me could get a hot girlfriend, and you could simply walk outside and enjoy the hot girl fart dense atmosphere.

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Spaceships and time traveling. What the fuck. Hey, how about a ONE TYPE civilization like we had before the blacks ruined everything? Ever think about that, chief? My country, America, used to be great. Have a beer and enjoy the game. Now you gotta wear makeup and talk about genders, for Christ's sake. I thought Hillary lost! Here we are living in her America anyway. Get a job and don't move to my neighborhood heh heh heh. C'monnnn. It was a fuckin' joke. Jesus Christ.

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Spaceships and time traveling. What the fuck. Hey, how about a ONE TYPE civilization like we had before the blacks ruined everything? Ever think about that, chief? My country, America, used to be great. Have a beer and enjoy the game. Now you gotta wear makeup and talk about genders, for Christ's sake. I thought Hillary lost! Here we are living in her America anyway. Get a job and don't move to my neighborhood heh heh heh. C'monnnn. It was a fuckin' joke. Jesus Christ.

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I just love farting on white guys faces. $1000 a pop. Whites are obviously superior and can afford hot black girl farts. I need a big white dick in my black pussy so bad.

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Hey yall its Snoop D O double G. You gots to blow weed smoke up a hot girl's ass and suck it back out, dude. I ain't never experienced nothing like it. A lung fulla blunt smoke and a hot girl fart all circulating in there? At the same time? Damn boy. F to the A to the R to the T, my nigga. Get that shit in my lungs. No ugly bitches.

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I just love farting on white guys faces. $1000 a pop. Whites are obviously superior and can afford hot black girl farts. I need a big white dick in my black pussy so bad.

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Boy I'd like to motorboat those chocolate dumplings, huh huh huh. You know, if a woman is in what is commonly referred to as doggy style aaand you insert your face in the woman's vaaaginal opening, between the labia majooora and labia minooora, then you will be in the perfect position for your nose to detect any hint of a red meat flatus emission. The nose is an incredible bit of engineering. It can detect the tiny molecules of globuliiiin in red meat flatus through the stimulation of all those nerve cells. You have about 8 million olfactory neurons which are constantly regenerating. They are connected to the olfactory nerve, which may surprise you to know is the shortest sensory nerve. You might have guessed the optic nerve. Nope, it's the olllfaaactory. Now this is where it gets tricky. Canines, which are what we usually call dogs, or just plain ol' mutts huh huh, have an ability to detect smells between 1000 and 100,000 times fainter than a human. This is due to a number of factors, such as the portion of the brain dedicated to smelling and the number of receptors. So you have to ask yourself, do we talk about doggy style because she's on all fours or because, like a dog, we're now able to better access the scent of those delicious red meat farts?

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Dog I'm gonna keep it real and say this is the only thing I understood in all of that. One time I was sucking a labia and this bitch farts right on my chin, it was a wet one and she sprayed some shit on me dude, it was awful... But it woulda been cool if she was hot.... Stop hoggin' the blunt J you fat fuck....

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This one time this bitch farted on my face when we were 69'ing, I was like whatever man it's cool. When I woke up the next day I could see she was ugly as fuck, so I unleashed on her with head kicks and shit... I must have had like 10 drinks when I met her, dude, I thought she was hot.

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Dog I'm gonna keep it real and say this is the only thing I understood in all of that. One time I was sucking a labia and this bitch farts right on my chin, it was a wet one and she sprayed some shit on me dude, it was awful... But it woulda been cool if she was hot.... Stop hoggin' the blunt J you fat fuck....

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'Ello. What's all dis den? You're avin' some wittle farties out of a bird's backside? I had Katy Perry fart in me face a few times but I didn't care for it. Not one wittle bit. Maybe I needed to feed her up on some red meat to get those juices flowing, right? I could den stick her bummy wummy on the tip of me nosey wosey and get a good sniffy wiffy. Imagine avin' a stinky little mincemeat blighter up your nostrils. I'd be givin' it like that, yeah? (points at pants) Just like that. All over the place. I might get a wittle bit addicty wickty to it. I'm in wecovery. It takes a wot for me to admit that. It's vewwy bwave of me, yeah?

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'Ello. What's all dis den? You're avin' some wittle farties out of a bird's backside? I had Katy Perry fart in me face a few times but I didn't care for it. Not one wittle bit. Maybe I needed to feed her up on some red meat to get those juices flowing, right? I could den stick her bummy wummy on the tip of me nosey wosey and get a good sniffy wiffy. Imagine avin' a stinky little mincemeat blighter up your nostrils. I'd be givin' it like that, yeah? (points at pants) Just like that. All over the place. I might get a wittle bit addicty wickty to it. I'm in wecovery. It takes a wot for me to admit that. It's vewwy bwave of me, yeah?

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Would ya look at this! Come take a look. Sluts like this are a rarity out here, she's been eatin' nathin but fackin meat. Let's see if I can sneak up behaind her, and suck one a them delicious meat faarts outta that brown hole-arino.


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I do it for the love of it. The hunt, chasing one down and sucking a nice big fart outta there. These beautiful creatures deserve to have their natural habitat preserved, so that's what I've dedicated my life to. Nightclubs and bars need to stay open man, or the hot sluts might go extinct, and that's a blady shame man.

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Would ya look at this! Come take a look. Sluts like this are a rarity out here, she's been eatin' nathin but fackin meat. Let's see if I can sneak up behaind her, and suck one a them delicious meat faarts outta that brown hole-arino.


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The young female of the species exposes her body's holes to the male, increasing his arousal almost beyond measure. His salivary glands fill his mouth with saliva. His sexual organ swells. He is most attracted to the aromas from her anus. She has been eating venison sausages on a slice of bread with tomato sauce for a week in anticipation of this moment. Soon he will place his face directly behind her and encourage her to release her warm gas into his nasal cavity. Once this is done he will immediately mount and ejaculate into whichever hole is most readily available. If it is her vaginal opening, then the species has a chance at surviving for another generation. Such a delicate ballet.

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