What Jungian archetype is the man who stands in the bathroom after his daughter has been for a shit so he can enjoy the aroma of carnivore farts?

[CuntFucker]

4:30 every morning without fail. I'm up to blast my quads. I'm squatting under a plump dumper. I barely have to squat. I trained myself to be 4'11" as a tactical response. You're deep in the fog of war with rounds echoing all around you. I'm safe because nobody is shooting that low. I'm the guy that survives the battle. I get to go home to America where I can sniff all the buttholes I choose. Most of the time, they're right there at 12 o'clock. Mikhaela, I'm deep in your 6. It's jungle warfare back there some days. That valley hasn't seen a razor for weeks and I got no fire support incoming. I have to resort to the tactics that allow me to shift and move. I adapt. That's how I win. You let loose a nice little meat fart and I'm in my sleeping bag, trapping that thing. I'm all zippered up and it's not going anywhere for daaays. I just hammer it out. I'm locked in. I beat that fart into submission and it'll do whatever I want.

Fuck you, Jocko, you can't run as far as me. I'm a train, but instead of metal and passengers, I'm muscle and sweat. Stay out of my fucking way if you don't want to get flattened. I can run 100 miles in 12 minutes, good luck trying to catch me after I fuck the farts out of your girlfriend's ass. If you went as hard as me, you'd be able to fuck any girl and escape. You got caught? Fuck your excuses. Run faster. Consent is for weak pussies. I take what's mine. Who is going to smell the farts? ME! I run through college dorms at 100 MPH sucking farts out of as many girls as possible and summersault out the window. The police arrested me for doing 5000 pullups in a 500 pullup zone. I let them take me in because suffering makes you HARD. I'm not a tiny bitch like you who needs a whole team. I'm a one man army. I bent the bars in the cell and escaped at 80 MPH with a weighted vest on. Prison can't stop me, son! I'm coming for your bitch, and she better have a ass full of gas. I'll make you do pullups while you watch me suck the farts out of your girls ass.

 

[CuntFucker]

 

[Stent]

Fuck you, Jocko, you can't run as far as me. I'm a train, but instead of metal and passengers, I'm muscle and sweat. Stay out of my fucking way if you don't want to get flattened. I can run 100 miles in 12 minutes, good luck trying to catch me after I fuck the farts out of your girlfriend's ass. If you went as hard as me, you'd be able to fuck any girl and escape. You got caught? Fuck your excuses. Run faster. Consent is for weak pussies. I take what's mine. Who is going to smell the farts? ME! I run through college dorms at 100 MPH sucking farts out of as many girls as possible and summersault out the window. The police arrested me for doing 5000 pullups in a 500 pullup zone. I let them take me in because suffering makes you HARD. I'm not a tiny bitch like you who needs a whole team. I'm a one man army. I bent the bars in the cell and escaped at 80 MPH with a weighted vest on. Prison can't stop me, son! I'm coming for your bitch, and she better have a ass full of gas. I'll make you do pullups while you watch me suck the farts out of your girls ass.

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He black! Look at this negro coonin' it up. You runnin' from Jesus. Did you know that pride is a sin? Did you know that? Pride is a sin? Yeah, you're bragging about fart suckin' but you forgot your father. He tried to teach you but you didn't listen to him. You are a child of your mother. That's why you're weak. Ain't no fart suckin' in your life worth a damn. You want to suck a meaty protein fart, you have to return to your father. Look at yourself. You're filled with a woman's anger. That's weakness. You're using your wide nose to snatch up all those farts but you can't feel the fart in your soul. You have no love for the fart because you have a woman's love, which is about having everything rather than being present, and that's a love for yourself which is Hell. You're suffering right now. You need to put the fart above you. You're lost because you have the womanly mother spirit within you and it's stopping you from enjoying the farts. God is with you if you want him to be. Stay away from the womanly anger. Amazin'.

 

[Niggerotchi]

The next time corporate office is screaming about deadlines and an orderly shop floor, I'm going to tell them to clean their room.

 

[Pussymagnetpat]

The next time corporate office is screaming about deadlines and an orderly shop floor, I'm going to tell them to clean their room.

Listen mayne, I hear you about cleanin yer room, that's taking some action. but you gotta take MASSIVE ACTION dawg, Im talkin 10x MASSIVE ACTION. you gotta want it bad, when I was 30 I had an awakening man, I was drugged out, a loser, just pathetic. and I went door to door down in baton rouge sellin my windshield wiper product till my feet were bleedin. you jsut dont want it bad enough man, look at you, smokin dope, thinkin you're hot shit, but ya got a private jet? you got any rental properties? can you close a deal with a customer and have a rapport to call him a BITCH if he says no, call him back, and make that motherfucker give you 10%? you aint got shit man. you can read yer funky intellectual books, you can talk all day, but guess what? you aint walkin the walk. At cardone university we TEACH you how to do that. we TRAIN you. we build a supp-ort group to HELP you HELP ME. you know what my wife does? she says she's tired at 2 pm, i said you aint tired, i let her take a nap but guess what mayne? she aint gettin under dem covers. it's a 15 minute vampire nap and she's back on the phones helping me close DEALS bruh. If you dont got 1000$ to spend on yourself, to INVEST in yourself, that's just sad, mayne. Clean your room wipe yer ass, do all that good stuff, but if you're broke, your opinion dont matter. that's just facts bruh. Are you a winner? are you a closer? or are ya gonna keep smokin that dope all day feelin sorry for yourself mayne?

 

[CuntFucker]

He black! Look at this negro coonin' it up. You runnin' from Jesus. Did you know that pride is a sin? Did you know that? Pride is a sin? Yeah, you're bragging about fart suckin' but you forgot your father. He tried to teach you but you didn't listen to him. You are a child of your mother. That's why you're weak. Ain't no fart suckin' in your life worth a damn. You want to suck a meaty protein fart, you have to return to your father. Look at yourself. You're filled with a woman's anger. That's weakness. You're using your wide nose to snatch up all those farts but you can't feel the fart in your soul. You have no love for the fart because you have a woman's love, which is about having everything rather than being present, and that's a love for yourself which is Hell. You're suffering right now. You need to put the fart above you. You're lost because you have the womanly mother spirit within you and it's stopping you from enjoying the farts. God is with you if you want him to be. Stay away from the womanly anger. Amazin'.

 

[CuntFucker]

 

[CuntFucker]

 

[CuntFucker]

 

[The Sue Deal]

So your mom died…

 

[Stent]

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What's up, dawgsie? You're acting like a total bitch. It's fucking over for you and your stupid guitar. I'll send you a threatening text at midnight for no reason, dude. Say I'm on drugs and I'll sue you. Don't ever think you can fuck with my money. I hustled to get where I am. Mikhaela is signing with Gas Digital. It's a natural fit for that ass and Gas.

 

[DMAN]

Petersonposting is right up there with Rollinsposting now.

 

[CuntFucker]

What's up, dawgsie? You're acting like a total bitch. It's fucking over for you and your stupid guitar. I'll send you a threatening text at midnight for no reason, dude. Say I'm on drugs and I'll sue you. Don't ever think you can fuck with my money. I hustled to get where I am. Mikhaela is signing with Gas Digital. It's a natural fit for that ass and Gas.

 

[CuntFucker]

 

[CuntFucker]

 

[Stent]

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In the free marketplace of ideas, yours are the worst I've ever heard. Like, ever. Why should any hard working tax payer have to give you anything? Because you're nice? Dude, that's, like, crazy talk. Meat farts are distributed as part of an economic system not for, uh, uh, uh freebies for nice guys. I am the most successful libertarian standup comic and podcaster in history. I rose to the top of the pile by providing the things the free market demanded. I got a girl with a jaw like a steam shovel. She can chew through beef at a rate that you can't believe. I had to big time Jim Norton and put him in his place because he desired my girl's meaty farts. I've read at least 3 books on this subject.

 

[CuntFucker]

In the free marketplace of ideas, yours are the worst I've ever heard. Like, ever. Why should any hard working tax payer have to give you anything? Because you're nice? Dude, that's, like, crazy talk. Meat farts are distributed as part of an economic system not for, uh, uh, uh freebies for nice guys. I am the most successful libertarian standup comic and podcaster in history. I rose to the top of the pile by providing the things the free market demanded. I got a girl with a jaw like a steam shovel. She can chew through beef at a rate that you can't believe. I had to big time Jim Norton and put him in his place because he desired my girl's meaty farts. I've read at least 3 books on this subject.

You know, Dave Smith has this notion that hot girl meat farts are part of the free market, and I'm not so sure about that... It's like... Are farts really a commodity? Or are they more like the transcendent beauty found in priceless art? Where did the fart come from? Did it come from your girlfriend? Did it come from your hot daughter that you supplied with raw beef mince for years? What makes you think you have the right to just to sniff something so divine? The forbidden fruit. That's an allegory for the ripe farts from hot girls who do gymnastics and only eat red meat. The garden of Eden is also an allegory for something like being trapped in the volleyball girl locker room. God I wish that was me. My wife Tammy says she will divorce me unless I stop talking about and looking at young girl's fat butts, but you know, she made a vow: "Till death do us part". I go to the gym sometimes and sit on the leg curl machine for hours, because it's opposite the area where girls are always doing romanian deadlifts and donkey kicks. It's like, if you don't want me to look, why are you wearing almost nothing and bending over in front of me?

 

[CuntFucker]

 

[Stent]

You know, Dave Smith has this notion that hot girl meat farts are part of the free market, and I'm not so sure about that... It's like... Are farts really a commodity? Or are they more like the transcendent beauty found in priceless art? Where did the fart come from? Did it come from your girlfriend? Did it come from your hot daughter that you supplied with raw beef mince for years? What makes you think you have the right to just to sniff something so divine? The forbidden fruit. That's an allegory for the ripe farts from hot girls who do gymnastics and only eat red meat. The garden of Eden is also an allegory for something like being trapped in the volleyball girl locker room. God I wish that was me. My wife Tammy says she will divorce me unless I stop talking about and looking at young girl's fat butts, but you know, she made a vow: "Till death do us part". I go to the gym sometimes and sit on the leg curl machine for hours, because it's opposite the area where girls are always doing romanian deadlifts and donkey kicks. It's like, if you don't want me to look, why are you wearing almost nothing and bending over in front of me?

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I'm telling you, man. It's totally normal to have a thing for men's farts as well as women. Christine and I share farts all the time. One time we were at a Slayer concert and I went to get a drink, when I came back she was blowing a guy and it was totally fine because that's our thing. Later on that night she was blowing another guy while I watched. We're totally committed to each other in that way and it helps her unresolved trauma. So, anyway, I'm blowing this guy and Christine was somewhere blowing another guy. Turns out that eating 'za and drinking vodka Primes all night gives me a lil gas. I got a mouthful of balls so I figure the guy ain't going to care and I let it rip. Turns out he did mind. Pulls his balls out of my mouth and smashes a bottle into the side of my head. I get back to the apartment and find Christine tongue deep in a guy's ass. They're both so surprised to see me with blood all over that they both rip a couple of massive farts. So I started jacking it, dude. Awesome.

 

[CuntFucker]

I'm telling you, man. It's totally normal to have a thing for men's farts as well as women. Christine and I share farts all the time. One time we were at a Slayer concert and I went to get a drink, when I came back she was blowing a guy and it was totally fine because that's our thing. Later on that night she was blowing another guy while I watched. We're totally committed to each other in that way and it helps her unresolved trauma. So, anyway, I'm blowing this guy and Christine was somewhere blowing another guy. Turns out that eating 'za and drinking vodka Primes all night gives me a lil gas. I got a mouthful of balls so I figure the guy ain't going to care and I let it rip. Turns out he did mind. Pulls his balls out of my mouth and smashes a bottle into the side of my head. I get back to the apartment and find Christine tongue deep in a guy's ass. They're both so surprised to see me with blood all over that they both rip a couple of massive farts. So I started jacking it, dude. Awesome.

I don't even know where to start with this. Look, let's get this straightened out. To compare men's farts with hot keto girl's farts is like spitting in the face of God. I'm just at a loss of words that people think that there are people out there that believe things can even be uttered together. The radical woke leftist are to be blamed for this degeneration of morals. People are just so messed up that they WATCH their girlfriends tongue another man's butthole. A girl who does that is divine, in my opinion, and to let another man touch her... it's like, do you enjoy kissing her afterwards? My God, man. Don't even bother with my books, it's over.