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What Jungian archetype is the man who stands in the bathroom after his daughter has been for a shit so he can enjoy the aroma of carnivore farts?
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...and what is God? These poo particles from Mikhaela's meat diet are still in the bathroom. It's like, what are you going to do? Leave them there just floating? You categorize them as the spirit of God, something like that, and inhale them as deeply as possible.It's like music, there's these layers to it. Layer after layer of poop smell, and, if you get it just right, well, that's God.
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You could say: "Yeah, the poo poo is in the toilet".... but it's not that simple... The poo is flushed and daddy doesn't get to smell it... That's what Jesus on the crucifix represents; sacrifice. It's like, you get to pick and choose one, man. Do you rush in and huff the fresh poo, or do you wait outside and risk the farts escaping into the atmosphere? "I raised her so her farts are mine"... Well, maybe..... Or maybe her farts are so damn good that everyone deserves a sniff....
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I grappled with the nature of poo and fart for a long time. It's not an easy thing. If you're seeing poo but smelling fart, you're caught in the tearing of your understanding of divinity. If the poo is God then what the hell is a fart? I can hear and smell the fart but can't see it. It transcends the framework we use to guide us in the world. If anything, that's the essence of divinity. So where the bloody hell does that leave the poo? I can see the poo and know the poo, which seems almost contemptible it's so shallow, but if the fart rises from the poo then isn't that God? They're both delicious, which is what unites them, and they both came from my daughter's stinky poo bum bum.
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What if she uses diapers?
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It's not a matter of debate anymore
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I grappled with the nature of poo and fart for a long time. It's not an easy thing. If you're seeing poo but smelling fart, you're caught in the tearing of your understanding of divinity. If the poo is God then what the hell is a fart? I can hear and smell the fart but can't see it. It transcends the framework we use to guide us in the world. If anything, that's the essence of divinity. So where the bloody hell does that leave the poo? I can see the poo and know the poo, which seems almost contemptible it's so shallow, but if the fart rises from the poo then isn't that God? They're both delicious, which is what unites them, and they both came from my daughter's stinky poo bum bum.
Here's what I've been thinking about.... IF the farts transcend the framework we use to guide us in the world and understand... AND they change based on the types of meats she eats... Then who the bloody hell gets to say which of her poos are divine and which are not? Maybe they all are. I mean think about it. She bleaches her butthole. Anything that comes out of there must be divine. Our most basic urges like rage and sadness can control us, right? Like a God. Who controls who, exactly? The intense urge to, lets say, smell the warm farts of my daughter is also a God. I stand with my ear to the door while she's dropping logs and this implies that there's a higher order guiding these things. I know I can't stop it.
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How do I, Lex Fridman, discover the experience of daughter oop... uh, poo? Can I smell your daughter poo or do I need my own?
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How do I, Lex Fridman, discover the experience of daughter oop... uh, poo? Can I smell your daughter poo or do I need my own?
Well, Lex, You are GREAT at what you do... because, well, you are a remarkably stoic person. and Marx spoke a lot about that before he passed-
Which was one of his only bright spots- I must admit as wicked and evil as his philosophy was, a broken clock is right twice a day, yea? And this evil permeates through our society, even today moreso- partially caused my the neitzchian principle of the common man- for example: I get messages on twitter.... all the time from these vile, sadistic, underbridge dwellers - colloquially known as trolls,. and what to they do? they inform me that my daughter, whom I love dearly, is in contact with the infamous Andrew Tate. I know that he is popular amongst the youth, I know "of" him, and, well, I like to use a metapahor- In the book of job, when the whale swallows the poor lad, well, - and it makes me tear up. That is what my daughter mikaela is doing to andrew tate's appendage. just bloody swallowing it up. SNATCHING THE LIFE OUT OF HIS BLOODY BALLS ! And well, excuse me if I get emotional *starts sobbing*, that is just the natural human progression. In the gulag archipelago, Alexander is a condemned prisoner. A prisoner! in a brutal totalitarian regime! and , well, the reality we create, jung spoke a lot about this, has a PROFOUND allegorical relation to the human condition. I was recently speaking to Joe Rogan about this-
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Did he say something about this? I want to like him but he seems to go off his rocker every few months.
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Why the hell would you want to do that?!
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Because whenever someone I know (almost always through my wife...) starts talking about going through some things/dealing with mental health I want to tell them some version of "Clean your room, bucko". Or as my dad would day, "Get your ass moving." Maybe being 50lbs+ overweight, eating shittily, never exercising, and not doing any type of routine chores is not a great way to stay mentally fit. Nah, just get put on head pills. Problem solved!
Then I find out he's medicated and crazy anyway. Very disappointing. And his daughter is a whore.
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I... Um.... Also wrote a song for Mikhaela because she's just so.... beautiful... I stood outside her house last night playing it on my guitar until she called the police. There's just so much hate in this world. Why can't people just be nice to each other?How do I, Lex Fridman, discover the experience of daughter oop... uh, poo? Can I smell your daughter poo or do I need my own?
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You're going to want to apply the fart to each nostril, that's two nostrils contained by the average human nose. I say the average because all the scientific literature points towards human beings have a dual nostril breathing apparatus which we refer to as the nose. There are instances of a single nostril but they tend to be by birth defect or some kind of soundbar physical mishap. You can apply the fart through the nose by use of the lungs by way of the esophagus. There are also two lungs for the average human being. You do this with what is called an "inhale", which is the pulling of air, which is the part of the gaseous natural environment of Earth, which is the planet on which the average human being resides, into the lungs.
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This is the most weird shit I've read on these forums
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Being a daughterdad is the worst crime of them all.
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You're going to want to apply the fart to each nostril, that's two nostrils contained by the average human nose. I say the average because all the scientific literature points towards human beings have a dual nostril breathing apparatus which we refer to as the nose. There are instances of a single nostril but they tend to be by birth defect or some kind of soundbar physical mishap. You can apply the fart through the nose by use of the lungs by way of the esophagus. There are also two lungs for the average human being. You do this with what is called an "inhale", which is the pulling of air, which is the part of the gaseous natural environment of Earth, which is the planet on which the average human being resides, into the lungs.
I want to take a moment to talk about Athletic Greens 1. Athletic Greens 1, or A G 1, is a supplement which I take daily and is the only supplement I take. I could just eat a banana or an apple but instead I prefer promoting cat litter.
Now we've covered the inhalation of air but, as far as the current scientific literature is concerned, this must be followed by an exhale...