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What Jungian archetype is the man who stands in the bathroom after his daughter has been for a shit so he can enjoy the aroma of carnivore farts?

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I don't even know where to start with this. Look, let's get this straightened out. To compare men's farts with hot keto girl's farts is like spitting in the face of God. I'm just at a loss of words that people think that there are people out there that believe things can even be uttered together. The radical woke leftist are to be blamed for this degeneration of morals. People are just so messed up that they WATCH their girlfriends tongue another man's butthole. A girl who does that is divine, in my opinion, and to let another man touch her... it's like, do you enjoy kissing her afterwards? My God, man. Don't even bother with my books, it's over.

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Ohhh yeahhh! Ha ha ha! Macho Man! My girl Katie says she loves me doing voices. She's perfect and her farts are perfect too. We play Nintendo and smoke weed together. Some times she'll just let a fart go. It's almost as though she doesn't respect me at all but that's impossible because we're in love. Have I mentioned I am an alcoholic? I don't drink at all but I bring up my alcoholism because it's important for people to know. It probably explains why I'm 41 but look 55. Katie likes that about me. My open honesty about who I am gives her tremendous respect for me. I wish she was my mommy and I could be a little boy again. Her farts remind me of my mommy's nervous shit farts. Katie would never leave me like daddy did. Ohhh yeahhh! Ha ha ha!

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Ohhh yeahhh! Ha ha ha! Macho Man! My girl Katie says she loves me doing voices. She's perfect and her farts are perfect too. We play Nintendo and smoke weed together. Some times she'll just let a fart go. It's almost as though she doesn't respect me at all but that's impossible because we're in love. Have I mentioned I am an alcoholic? I don't drink at all but I bring up my alcoholism because it's important for people to know. It probably explains why I'm 41 but look 55. Katie likes that about me. My open honesty about who I am gives her tremendous respect for me. I wish she was my mommy and I could be a little boy again. Her farts remind me of my mommy's nervous shit farts. Katie would never leave me like daddy did. Ohhh yeahhh! Ha ha ha!

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That's great, man. It's so good to hear my books and lectures have helped another man. Listen, it's not trivial, man, going on a podcast and telling everyone you have a big penis. You knew that a hot girl watching would eventually like your deep voice and big willy. The fruits of your labour have paid off; now you get to smell the fresh farts of your girlfriend while playing nintendo. Listen, the only thing you can do is minimize suffering, and find meaning in life. Smoking weed, playing video games and having sex... it's like, good job, man. There's meaning to be found in the little things, like using the blue shell to send your girlfriend back to last place in mario kart. Winding up your girlfriend is so great, man. I fart on Tammy's head sometimes as we get into bed, she hates it.

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That's great, man. It's so good to hear my books and lectures have helped another man. Listen, it's not trivial, man, going on a podcast and telling everyone you have a big penis. You knew that a hot girl watching would eventually like your deep voice and big willy. The fruits of your labour have paid off; now you get to smell the fresh farts of your girlfriend while playing nintendo. Listen, the only thing you can do is minimize suffering, and find meaning in life. Smoking weed, playing video games and having sex... it's like, good job, man. There's meaning to be found in the little things, like using the blue shell to send your girlfriend back to last place in mario kart. Winding up your girlfriend is so great, man. I fart on Tammy's head sometimes as we get into bed, she hates it.

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The idea that you endorse adult men playing video games and smoking marijuana instead of getting married and having families is concerning, Jordan. Dan Soder is running down the clock on his girl's ability to raise children of her own. He's dressed like a slob and spending all his time on frivolous children's habits. Dan needs to join the Proud Boys. People think it's all about sticking a dildo up your asshole and dancing with men but that's just a side benefit. It's about being a man. A man who believes in God and American conservative values. It's time for him to get serious about his life. He can't spend forever doing unfunny podcasts nobody cares about. Talking to the same losers on their podcasts over and over again. Have you even smelled a First Nations fart before?

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The idea that you endorse adult men playing video games and smoking marijuana instead of getting married and having families is concerning, Jordan. Dan Soder is running down the clock on his girl's ability to raise children of her own. He's dressed like a slob and spending all his time on frivolous children's habits. Dan needs to join the Proud Boys. People think it's all about sticking a dildo up your asshole and dancing with men but that's just a side benefit. It's about being a man. A man who believes in God and American conservative values. It's time for him to get serious about his life. He can't spend forever doing unfunny podcasts nobody cares about. Talking to the same losers on their podcasts over and over again. Have you even smelled a First Nations fart before?

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There's no other Canadian I find more detestable than Gavin Mcinnes. His beard oil and hipster attire make me wish he would walk off into the Canadian north and die, preferably by a grizzly bear attack. You know, the tale of Sodom and Gomorrah reminds me of the time my son showed me the video of Gavin sticking what can only be described as a "sex toy for women" up his rectum. My son thought it was funny, so I grounded him for 3 months and took away his gaming PC. I said, "son, look, you should grow up and become your full potential and be whoever you are, but don't ever become a proud boy". The proud boys remind me of the fox in Pinocchio, luring young men to the island of the trans community. You might think, "it's only one penis, I'll suck it and see what happens...", and then next thing you're hacking at your own penis with a kitchen knife and using the grindr app, proudly calling yourself a "femboy". It's like, no matter how much you try to be a woman, your farts and poos are still man farts and poos.

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Ok, What The Fuck buddies. What The Fuck Fuckers. I'm here today with Jordan Peterson and he's extolling the virtues of young men having jobs or something. Oh, and his daughter's farts. No matter what, I'm here for it because I've spent plenty of time deep in a woman or young lady's asshole because I'm an addict. Being a comedian and being an addict goes hand in hand. It's one of those things. It's a bit like being in LA, California and you see some homeless guy being all homeless and you think maybe I could help him but you keep driving instead to go and get a Starbucks coffee that you really don't even need. The homeless guy needs a coffee more than me but I've already forgotten about him. That's so LA.

Yeah, man. I-I-I once interviewed President Obama. My podcast somehow became immediately irrelevant afterwards. I put it down to antisemitism, but I don't really like to talk about that, which is what we all say. I smoked a lot of pot. I'm also an addict. I spend a lot of time mentoring young comics now. A lot of people and cats seem to leave me or just die from my very presence. That's the addict in me speaking. It's telling me I'm the problem when I'm not. Your daughter's farts sound pretty enticing. I could spend the dwindling light of the evening sniffing the lingering trace of them from a toilet seat.

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Ok, What The Fuck buddies. What The Fuck Fuckers. I'm here today with Jordan Peterson and he's extolling the virtues of young men having jobs or something. Oh, and his daughter's farts. No matter what, I'm here for it because I've spent plenty of time deep in a woman or young lady's asshole because I'm an addict. Being a comedian and being an addict goes hand in hand. It's one of those things. It's a bit like being in LA, California and you see some homeless guy being all homeless and you think maybe I could help him but you keep driving instead to go and get a Starbucks coffee that you really don't even need. The homeless guy needs a coffee more than me but I've already forgotten about him. That's so LA.

Yeah, man. I-I-I once interviewed President Obama. My podcast somehow became immediately irrelevant afterwards. I put it down to antisemitism, but I don't really like to talk about that, which is what we all say. I smoked a lot of pot. I'm also an addict. I spend a lot of time mentoring young comics now. A lot of people and cats seem to leave me or just die from my very presence. That's the addict in me speaking. It's telling me I'm the problem when I'm not. Your daughter's farts sound pretty enticing. I could spend the dwindling light of the evening sniffing the lingering trace of them from a toilet seat.

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Hey man, I know how you feel. I was an addict for years and now that's my entire personality, too. I love being an ex addict, because people think about how strong I am and how hard my life has been and I love the attention. Buy manscaped with code Steve-O. Yeah so anyway I used to jump off bridges and break my bones for attention but now I just tell fart jokes on stage. The real reason they didn't let me do Jackass 3 is because I wanted to do the fart gas mask prank but with hot girls farting instead. Knoxville said no so I hit him in the head with a skateboard. I was on a lot of nitrous oxide and ketamine, dude, I don't know. You can get 10% off liquid death with code Steve-O. Now I'm going to stick a lit firework in my ass and do a handstand on air...

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You know, I've been thinking about this a long time... Some might say a poo and a fart are two separate categories; but it isn't that simple, man. It's not that easy to distinguish the solid from the air, or spirit, of the fart. Scientists for example, and I think it was Piaget, discovered that poo particles actually fly through the air when someone farts. When you inhale a fart, you're inhaling the embodiment of the other person. The bible says: "Better is a dry morsel with quietness and peace, than a house full of feasting with strife and contention.". I think what this means is that it is better to have a hot stupid girlfriend hanging around in a trailer, than live in mansion with a miserable old hag that fills the house with farts that nobody wants..... You see the bible is so deep man, and nobody appreciates these lessons....

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Eh, you know what? I uhhhh used to be all uhhh horned up at this kinda talk, heh heh heh. Nothin' I liked better than doing a set at The Stand and then finding some young lady to fart in my pale Irish face. Ya know, catch a breeze from her ass and call it a night. Now I'm old, heh heh heh. You catch me on a good night and maybe I can squeeze some blood into my lil Irish pud to show it's exciting. All these farts floating about, that's a young guy's game. I'm on the sidelines yelling now. "You go get that fart, Joey!" Heh heh heh. I got old man nose. It gets a cup of ovaltine fart from the grandma next door and it's good for the month. Heh heh heh. The married guys out there uhhh they know what I mean. I remember girls' meaty farts like I'm a Desert Storm veteran sniper thinking about all those skulls I saw explode. I can't talk about it with my wife because then she'll be "You can smell my farts, Billy" but it's not the same, heh heh heh. It's like PTSD. If I catch one more meaty fart maybe I'll end up going on a rampage. I have suppressed anger according to my therapist. Therapist? Geez, that's lame. Men never used to see therapists. You'd tell your boss to stick his job and uhhhh spend the weekend drinking before turning up on Monday like it never happened. At least that's what I guess happens. I studied under David Foster Wallace. I'm going to be on Broadway, heh heh heh. Ol' Billy on Broadway.

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Eh, you know what? I uhhhh used to be all uhhh horned up at this kinda talk, heh heh heh. Nothin' I liked better than doing a set at The Stand and then finding some young lady to fart in my pale Irish face. Ya know, catch a breeze from her ass and call it a night. Now I'm old, heh heh heh. You catch me on a good night and maybe I can squeeze some blood into my lil Irish pud to show it's exciting. All these farts floating about, that's a young guy's game. I'm on the sidelines yelling now. "You go get that fart, Joey!" Heh heh heh. I got old man nose. It gets a cup of ovaltine fart from the grandma next door and it's good for the month. Heh heh heh. The married guys out there uhhh they know what I mean. I remember girls' meaty farts like I'm a Desert Storm veteran sniper thinking about all those skulls I saw explode. I can't talk about it with my wife because then she'll be "You can smell my farts, Billy" but it's not the same, heh heh heh. It's like PTSD. If I catch one more meaty fart maybe I'll end up going on a rampage. I have suppressed anger according to my therapist. Therapist? Geez, that's lame. Men never used to see therapists. You'd tell your boss to stick his job and uhhhh spend the weekend drinking before turning up on Monday like it never happened. At least that's what I guess happens. I studied under David Foster Wallace. I'm going to be on Broadway, heh heh heh. Ol' Billy on Broadway.

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You seen this shit, Joe Rogan? This is why Bill Burr is a camic's camic. The ovaltine fart bit... tremendous. Bein' a desert storm sniper, just reminds me of the days where I'd do coke and get black hookers to fart on my face for a dollar. I get the suppressed anger stuff, I paid a shrink $50 and she told me I was a sociopath. I think she was kinda right because I took my $50 back outta her wallet after I raped her and left. It was the 80s, Joe, you could do anything. These days, I just take 10,000mg of edibles and 4 bars of xanax and just get my wife to fart in my house. I'm nearly 60, it'll do for me, man. I just need my mountains of weed and xanax and I'm good, bro.

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I think... it's so important to talk about how men are attracted to meat farts. I was bullied as a child, quite badly. From that bullying, I learned how to be handsome and charming, and... it would help other men to also be handsome and charming. That way, they could go on television and be just generally handsome and charming. It's so so important... and we don't ever talk about it? How are men today supposed to get meat farts in their faces if they're not handsome and charming? I read a book, well actually I listened to it while working out, about how average men are no longer able to attract women to get farted on. I think that's a huge problem for society and we really need to address it. I've been very lucky to have access to this kind of information from the many wonderful guests I've spoken with. There is a broad consensus that today's men just aren't getting the farts previous generations did and without access to the farts they're just shutting themselves off from the world. It's a terrible thing, I think. Men need someone in their lives to tell them how to be handsome and charming. How else are they going to lead productive happy lives filled with meat farts?

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I think... it's so important to talk about how men are attracted to meat farts. I was bullied as a child, quite badly. From that bullying, I learned how to be handsome and charming, and... it would help other men to also be handsome and charming. That way, they could go on television and be just generally handsome and charming. It's so so important... and we don't ever talk about it? How are men today supposed to get meat farts in their faces if they're not handsome and charming? I read a book, well actually I listened to it while working out, about how average men are no longer able to attract women to get farted on. I think that's a huge problem for society and we really need to address it. I've been very lucky to have access to this kind of information from the many wonderful guests I've spoken with. There is a broad consensus that today's men just aren't getting the farts previous generations did and without access to the farts they're just shutting themselves off from the world. It's a terrible thing, I think. Men need someone in their lives to tell them how to be handsome and charming. How else are they going to lead productive happy lives filled with meat farts?

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This fuckin' guy, huh? This fuckin' guy. Yo, lemme tell you somethin' right quick. You ain't comin' to my 'hood and takin' my girl's meat farts. Ain't happenin', son. Not now, not ever. We don't play down here in LA. We bang your shit when you get outta line. I'm a New York dog, NEW YORK BROOKLYN, SON, AND DON'T FORGET THAT, and I ain't stopped bein' that, ya heard? Or am I from Boston? I don't even know! That's how hood I am! I'm bringing it. All day, every day. It don't even matter what hood, yo. I'm bringing the wife and the kids to have brunch after temple, then I'm fuckin' your shit up. A nice brisket, maybe. It's kosher and it's good for the meaty farting. Don't be staring at my herpes, son. That's street herpes. You ain't ready for dat!

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This fuckin' guy, huh? This fuckin' guy. Yo, lemme tell you somethin' right quick. You ain't comin' to my 'hood and takin' my girl's meat farts. Ain't happenin', son. Not now, not ever. We don't play down here in LA. We bang your shit when you get outta line. I'm a New York dog, NEW YORK BROOKLYN, SON, AND DON'T FORGET THAT, and I ain't stopped bein' that, ya heard? Or am I from Boston? I don't even know! That's how hood I am! I'm bringing it. All day, every day. It don't even matter what hood, yo. I'm bringing the wife and the kids to have brunch after temple, then I'm fuckin' your shit up. A nice brisket, maybe. It's kosher and it's good for the meaty farting. Don't be staring at my herpes, son. That's street herpes. You ain't ready for dat!

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