What Jungian archetype is the man who stands in the bathroom after his daughter has been for a shit so he can enjoy the aroma of carnivore farts?

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That's why I started the Peterson Academy. For a tenth of the price of a woke university, and don't think they all haven't been seduced by that demon, you can get a Bachelor of Farts degree from the finest professors I could hire on twitter! Mikhaela will explain just how deep the rabbit's hole goes. Big vegetable is trying to shut us down and it's... it's... if you've ever read Solzhenitsyn you'll know what I mean. It's dark and oppressive in there. You're fighting against forces you can only imagine. It lures you in with it's sweet little pink donut. One whiff of succulent daughter fart... what could it hurt, right? Well it might cost you your eternal soul... and here's the hardest part, you might think it's worth it.

 

[CuntFucker]

That's why I started the Peterson Academy. For a tenth of the price of a woke university, and don't think they all haven't been seduced by that demon, you can get a Bachelor of Farts degree from the finest professors I could hire on twitter! Mikhaela will explain just how deep the rabbit's hole goes. Big vegetable is trying to shut us down and it's... it's... if you've ever read Solzhenitsyn you'll know what I mean. It's dark and oppressive in there. You're fighting against forces you can only imagine. It lures you in with it's sweet little pink donut. One whiff of succulent daughter fart... what could it hurt, right? Well it might cost you your eternal soul... and here's the hardest part, you might think it's worth it.

It's like.... Clean your room, Mikhaela. Then I won't be tempted to walk in accidentally and sniff your dirty panties. It's like, you see this is so funny, Jesus in the desert, being tempted by the malevolent voice of the devil every day when I hear those meat farts upstairs. You wanna sniff Mikhaela's panties, without me getting involved? OK. Let's see how far that gets you when she's eaten nothing but raw beef mince for 15 years. It's like... get your house in order, first. Then I might let you see her. In the gulags, people were shot in the head just for SAYING they wanted to smell a fart. You think I'm just going to let anybody near Mikhaela so they can inhale what's mine?

 

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It's like.... Clean your room, Mikhaela. Then I won't be tempted to walk in accidentally and sniff your dirty panties. It's like, you see this is so funny, Jesus in the desert, being tempted by the malevolent voice of the devil every day when I hear those meat farts upstairs. You wanna sniff Mikhaela's panties, without me getting involved? OK. Let's see how far that gets you when she's eaten nothing but raw beef mince for 15 years. It's like... get your house in order, first. Then I might let you see her. In the gulags, people were shot in the head just for SAYING they wanted to smell a fart. You think I'm just going to let anybody near Mikhaela so they can inhale what's mine?

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There's a cabal of woke moralists who intend to destroy me through Hegelian dialectic. They submit that there can't be a God if I'm burrowing my nose into my daughter's used panties like a bloodhound. It takes a tremendous mental toll on a person to have people point at you as the reason for the death of God. There's no bloody way, but, if enough people stop believing in God will it even matter? That's... that's so bloody hard to even comprehend. It's like, yeah, maybe there is an existential crisis in young men but I'm too busy hoping for a little poopy nugget in Mikhaela's panties to ever look up. I have to be strong enough to find the nuggies and not let them destroy me.

 

[CuntFucker]

There's a cabal of woke moralists who intend to destroy me through Hegelian dialectic. They submit that there can't be a God if I'm burrowing my nose into my daughter's used panties like a bloodhound. It takes a tremendous mental toll on a person to have people point at you as the reason for the death of God. There's no bloody way, but, if enough people stop believing in God will it even matter? That's... that's so bloody hard to even comprehend. It's like, yeah, maybe there is an existential crisis in young men but I'm too busy hoping for a little poopy nugget in Mikhaela's panties to ever look up. I have to be strong enough to find the nuggies and not let them destroy me.

And this is the thing, you know.... Pursue what is meaningful, NOT what is expedient. What is more meaningful than stuffing your hot daughter full of raw meat; now this isn't my penis I'm talking about, I mean actual, raw meat. The farts that leak of of Mikhaela are divine and untouched by soy beans and woke moralism. I've decided to do the tough thing, and lock Mikhaela in my dungeon full of soviet paintings so I can enjoy what's mine. But if you think tough men like me are dangerous, wait until you see what weak men are capable of. The kind of rats that sit on message boards all day with severe inferiority complexes and low IQs talking about how blacks and jews oppress them, in a desperate attempt to bolster their fragile egos and make their pathetic lives seem worthwhile. "I'm helpless because blacks are smelly and jews make BBC porn".... Like OK buddy.... If you need to tell strangers online you're superior everyday, well maybe you're just as black and smelly as the people you claim to hate. Nietzsche said if you look into the abyss it stares back at you. I think that's what onaforums.net has become. A bunch of drug-addicted, unemployed handicapped people who smell worse than the average immigrant and work less. It's also why I can't stop thinking about Mikhaela's butthole, you know. Years of watching Mike Adriano gape college girls has taken me to the pits of hell, to the belly of the whale where I must rescue the father.....

 

[Stent]

And this is the thing, you know.... Pursue what is meaningful, NOT what is expedient. What is more meaningful than stuffing your hot daughter full of raw meat; now this isn't my penis I'm talking about, I mean actual, raw meat. The farts that leak of of Mikhaela are divine and untouched by soy beans and woke moralism. I've decided to do the tough thing, and lock Mikhaela in my dungeon full of soviet paintings so I can enjoy what's mine. But if you think tough men like me are dangerous, wait until you see what weak men are capable of. The kind of rats that sit on message boards all day with severe inferiority complexes and low IQs talking about how blacks and jews oppress them, in a desperate attempt to bolster their fragile egos and make their pathetic lives seem worthwhile. "I'm helpless because blacks are smelly and jews make BBC porn".... Like OK buddy.... If you need to tell strangers online you're superior everyday, well maybe you're just as black and smelly as the people you claim to hate. Nietzsche said if you look into the abyss it stares back at you. I think that's what onaforums.net has become. A bunch of drug-addicted, unemployed handicapped people who smell worse than the average immigrant and work less. It's also why I can't stop thinking about Mikhaela's butthole, you know. Years of watching Mike Adriano gape college girls has taken me to the pits of hell, to the belly of the whale where I must rescue the father.....

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In the Christian canon the story of Jonah and the whale has been misunderstood for perhaps centuries until I broke it down. I... I spent a lot of time wrestling with the meaning, and it wasn't until Mikhaela popped a little turtle-head poopy onto my tongue that I realized it's a... a story, about yummy protein farts. Jonah is a poop stuck in this giant being which we call a whale, and from the poop perspective it must seem that way, but it's actually a daughter's bum bum. And, and this poop, Jonah, is trying to escape from God. Not literally God, because we know that to be impossible. So, yeah, what does that mean then? Well, who is a daughter's God if not her own father? Right? That's why we call God our Father. Eventually, Jonah is pushed out of the whale onto the shore. Well, what is the shore? You can orient yourself to look at it in context, and... and see it means somewhere safe. Somewhere, smooth and clean. If you look at this story properly it starts to make sense to us. The daughter has a poop to give her father. But, the poop doesn't want to come out. So the father is patient, waits for three days until it ripens nicely, then it eases out onto her pretty pink panties.

 

[CuntFucker]

In the Christian canon the story of Jonah and the whale has been misunderstood for perhaps centuries until I broke it down. I... I spent a lot of time wrestling with the meaning, and it wasn't until Mikhaela popped a little turtle-head poopy onto my tongue that I realized it's a... a story, about yummy protein farts. Jonah is a poop stuck in this giant being which we call a whale, and from the poop perspective it must seem that way, but it's actually a daughter's bum bum. And, and this poop, Jonah, is trying to escape from God. Not literally God, because we know that to be impossible. So, yeah, what does that mean then? Well, who is a daughter's God if not her own father? Right? That's why we call God our Father. Eventually, Jonah is pushed out of the whale onto the shore. Well, what is the shore? You can orient yourself to look at it in context, and... and see it means somewhere safe. Somewhere, smooth and clean. If you look at this story properly it starts to make sense to us. The daughter has a poop to give her father. But, the poop doesn't want to come out. So the father is patient, waits for three days until it ripens nicely, then it eases out onto her pretty pink panties.

The eye of Horus in Egyptian mythology keeps an eye on everything, just like I keep a watch on Mikhaela. This is what the eye of Horus represented symbolically; looking at hot girls and thinking about their buttholes. God only knows when one of those protein farts are going to come out. So I watch her, and wait. One day she'll hit the wall and nobody will want to sniff her butthole. And that's just so bloody tragic, you know? It's like Pinocchio. All hot girls are sent to the donkey island when they reach 33, and the island represents all the walled single and childless moms in middle management jobs. It's like, well what are you going to do? Nobody wants to fuck you now. If you pick up one of my books from any respectable retailer or from my car, you can read about my 3rd rule to life, which is "see a girl without makeup before you cum in her". Now, if you're a so called "Alpha" and girls make it easy, it's like, what are you going to do? The story is as old as Cain and Abel. Cain killed Abel because Abel got more ass than him. And that broke apart humanity. If you subscribe to my diamond tier patreon club, there's content to help you become an Abel. Just buy it and you'll become Simba from the Lion King, or Hercules, or something....

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Dungian archetype

Liiine of the day

 

[BUBBLER]

Ya’ll need to get a room already

 

[CuntFucker]

 

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The eye of Horus in Egyptian mythology keeps an eye on everything, just like I keep a watch on Mikhaela. This is what the eye of Horus represented symbolically; looking at hot girls and thinking about their buttholes. God only knows when one of those protein farts are going to come out. So I watch her, and wait. One day she'll hit the wall and nobody will want to sniff her butthole. And that's just so bloody tragic, you know? It's like Pinocchio. All hot girls are sent to the donkey island when they reach 33, and the island represents all the walled single and childless moms in middle management jobs. It's like, well what are you going to do? Nobody wants to fuck you now. If you pick up one of my books from any respectable retailer or from my car, you can read about my 3rd rule to life, which is "see a girl without makeup before you cum in her". Now, if you're a so called "Alpha" and girls make it easy, it's like, what are you going to do? The story is as old as Cain and Abel. Cain killed Abel because Abel got more ass than him. And that broke apart humanity. If you subscribe to my diamond tier patreon club, there's content to help you become an Abel. Just buy it and you'll become Simba from the Lion King, or Hercules, or something....


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Welcome to the Making Poopies podcast. I'm your host Sam Harris. Today we'll be discussing fart sniffing and the alt-right. We often perceive farts as a problem but they are actually quite wonderful when from the ideal source. The beauty of molecules titillating your nostrils has been co-opted by the alt-right in recent years. I'd like to bring a kind of consensus to the sniffing of farts so that it isn't used as a tool to spread disharmony. Before we get into that I think it's probable that most listeners are unaware that we're only talking about the wonderful meaty farts from the daughter of my esteemed podcasting colleague Jordan Peterson. Miklaela has spent several years developing a so-called Lion Diet, which consists of red meat being the primary if not sole source of dietary needs. This might be catastrophic for a person's well-being, but it produces a delightful little stinky fart. I was recently invited by Jordan to share a little whiff of her defecating. We sat outside the bathroom and I pressed my nose to the gap beneath the door. I caught the distinct undertones of sirloin steak but the overall aroma was from the plates of raw mince beef that Jordan demands she eats daily. We disagreed on whether this was a religious encounter but it was still undoubtedly sublime.