Bitch probably goes by her middle name cause her parent gave her an 18th century grandmother's name
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
Think I found Nana's new house
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"FUCKIN' LIBERAL TWAT COCK FUCKING CUNT!" screeched Andy Espresso, his hands on his hips in a dainty, mincing fashion. "They're fucking RUINING this country! I HATE THEM SO MUCH! I'm gonna tweet all about it, in typical hilarious Andy Espresso fashion, so everyone knows where I stand on everything! I HATE LIBERALS and the way they're destroying this country's values! GRRRRRR, I hate them SO MUCH!" he sneered lispingly, his callow, jaundiced eyes narrowing to puffy, unwell slits.
The GRRRRRR got my fuckin ribs. Gonna need a gawtdamn ice pack.
"750 tweets today and Gavin hasn't liked or replied to a single one! Is he mad at me or something?" fretted Andy Espresso, as he obsessively refreshed his screen. "Let me try again."
"I HATE N******. N****** HAVE RUINED EVERYTHING! N****** AREN'T EVEN PEOPLE!"
Andy posted his latest tweet and took another long swig of beer, daintily clutching the bottle with his pinkie finger extended in a mincing, faggy manner. He placed the bottle on the table next to the other sixteen empties, leaned back in his gaming chair and anxiously hugged himself. "Come on, Gav! Reply! Re-tweet me! Did I offend him somehow? Did I come on too strong? What if he really is straight? What if I'm just not his type? Oh, my Gavin...Gavin...Gavin....". Then Andy drifted off to sleep, managing to tweet "N***" before he passed out for the night.
"I HATE N******. N****** HAVE RUINED EVERYTHING! N****** AREN'T EVEN PEOPLE!"
Andy posted his latest tweet and took another long swig of beer, daintily clutching the bottle with his pinkie finger extended in a mincing, faggy manner. He placed the bottle on the table next to the other sixteen empties, leaned back in his gaming chair and anxiously hugged himself. "Come on, Gav! Reply! Re-tweet me! Did I offend him somehow? Did I come on too strong? What if he really is straight? What if I'm just not his type? Oh, my Gavin...Gavin...Gavin....". Then Andy drifted off to sleep, managing to tweet "N***" before he passed out for the night.
It's like I'm reading a JK Rowling paragraph.
You’d think closing on a new house would be something to celebrate, maybe even share with his loyal ballwashers. Didn’t he promise to prove us “dummies” wrong? Instead all he’s done for the past two days is tweet the same old-same old.
I predict he’ll ship Missy down there and he’ll stay up here, happy to be rid of her and able to play his video games as loud as he likes.
He basically bought her a house as a parting grift.
I predict he’ll ship Missy down there and he’ll stay up here, happy to be rid of her and able to play his video games as loud as he likes.
He basically bought her a house as a parting grift.
Here is Keith "Keith the Cop" Maresca's house.
652 s reeve rd. Golf course in his back yard. What a fancy man. He must have stolen a lot of money from Nana.
http://sc-beaufort-county.governmax.com/svc/default.asp?sid=47B84DAF22584449B210E188D32EB310
652 s reeve rd. Golf course in his back yard. What a fancy man. He must have stolen a lot of money from Nana.
http://sc-beaufort-county.governmax.com/svc/default.asp?sid=47B84DAF22584449B210E188D32EB310
A scene from the upcoming musical "Andy Espresso's Prance!"
Greenville Lovin'
Greenville loving had me a blast
Greenville loving happened so fast
I met a guy crazy for me
Met a guy cute as can be
Greenville days drifting away
To, oh, oh, those Greenville nights
(Proud Boys surround Gavin)
Well-a well-a well-a, huh
Tell us more, tell us more
Does he do a podcast?
(Joe, Norton and the Compound crew surround Andy)
Tell us more, tell us more
Was the egg up his ass?
He came on over, we drank some beers
I went on over, we frolicked like queers
We were sashaying, twirling around
He showed off, prancing around
Greenville sun, something's begun
But, oh, oh, the Greenville nights
Well-a well-a well-a huh
Tell us more, tell us more
Did your beard tickle ass?
Tell us more, tell us more
Did you tweet something crass?
(Copious prancing, mincing, etc.)
Am I reading this right? He bought a 1 bedroom home for 400k? Cops are retarded.
Doesn't look like the layout matches
Aww he can become the corporate mascot for lil rebel family restaurant now!
Hey! He's right down the street from a trailer park. I hope there aren't any kids living in those trailers... ole TrantH may try to snatch and rape them.
across the street
There goes the neighborhood
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Classic Tony overpaying for real estate.
What's the deal with the mortgage?
Any idea how big the lot is? Think he paid $945k for just the lot?
Fine work! Dispatch @ChimpanZ to stallings rd post haste!