I had to magnify in another tab to see what was(n't) going on... is he wearing a cockring? I might just be saying that to make you look at his prick, I bet you still do tho'!
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There's a reason Russell Brand has gone down the right leaning freedom movement media even though he's a massive lefty
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There's not enough cock to put a ring on.
isn't it worse if he is wearing a cockring, aren't they supposed to keep it plump? I've only got a cheap vibrating one which doesn't do alot for the plumpness, I'm just saying.
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Nancy boy Brand gets a much needed bath.
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Yeah I'm sure the professional pretender that dates pop stars and Rothschilds is really sincere and not some kind of plant. This guy is so full of shit, he makes Joel Osteen look genuine by comparison.
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Yeah I'm sure the professional pretender that dates pop stars and Rothschilds is really sincere and not some kind of plant. This guy is so full of shit, he makes Joel Osteen look genuine by comparison.
No it's because being BASED pays a shitload of money; moreso when you were (((woke))) and then redpilled into naming 5 cereals.
Who the fuck cared about Russell Brand for the past decade? Now look at him.
Who the fuck cared about Russell Brand for the past decade? Now look at him.
the traditional press are about to accuse him of rape, so he's at the point where he'll either have to back down or double-down
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I've never been anything resembling a fan of his at any stage of his career, but I absolutely believe him.
Apparently David Walliams is another name that is going to get mentioned.
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Him I can believe is a Schofield type creep. Never believed for a minute that he's straight
I've never liked Russel Brand either.. i'm kinda on the fence about him, he's a grifter and a degenerate but unless i see hard evidence of him doing something, i am inclined to believe it's a hitjob to some extent.
Apparently there are rumours of David Walliams bringing young teenage girls back to his dressing room when he was on BGT or w.e it was he was a judge on. Sounds like bullshit to me tbh, unless he's using the "Nana defence" by pretending to be into young girls to cover up his raging homosexuality.
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I've never been a fan of Brand, but I've met him twice and got zero creep vibes from him. He's a tall, striking-looking guy who has women throwing themselves at him. I can believe he's "sinned" by today's post-METOO standards, i.e. been a bloke who shagged and not apologised for it, and I can believe that he hasn't always been as sober as he says he is and has done the occasional cheeky line here and there, but it seems like a hit job considering how he's spent the last couple of years re going "based" etc.
Walliams is absolutely a homosexual and doubtless those "teenage girls" were actually one direction wannabes.
Even before he went down freedom movement stuff a lot of UK comics where hinting this was coming.
Brand was rumored to be the asshole guy who would hand out coke and heroin at parties to get people addicted. Misery loves company and all that. Or give people 'coke' that was heroin and then the next day give them his drug dealers' numbers and then those dealers would hook him up with free drugs in exchange for getting them new addicts aka clients.
Courtney Love did that to Steve Coogan once. She was partying with him and gave him 'coke' that was heroin. And he basically lost his mind and became severely addicted. When Coogan went on O&A he told them not to mention Courtney Love. And Norton (I think?) didn't read the notes for the interview and read from PalTalk "What's the deal with this Courtney Love thing?". And Coogan fled the interview and went to rehab or an NA meeting after having a panic attack in studio.
Wait a minute. You're gonna tell me you've never been a fan of an obnoxious, unfunny actor/comedian whose also smug and thinks he's an intellectual? Get outa here.
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Got to be a traitor and admit that there are very very few British standups who I've ever found funny
So it is, no dick Russell Brand:
news.sky.com
Russell Brand denies 'serious criminal allegations' he claims are being made against him
The comedian's video comes ahead of a special programme by Channel 4's Dispatches which is set to air on Saturday night, and which Sky News understands will feature the yet unspecified allegations, as well as a report by The Sunday Times newspaper.
You can just say stand ups