The SFWA ghosted Patrick

[JumboYumYums]

I think somebody should sue this anonymous person (we'll call him John Doe 1) to find out who they are. Presumably they live in Wisconsin and don't have $17k just lying around so nothing can go wrong.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Posting the articles that dox them is so stupid that it could only be them.

 

[DominusOdium]

That's what made me suspicious, it's full of all his greatest lines.
But then then again, its all he says. pat is a just a soundboard of his most rehearsed lines as he cant really think on his feet
its a tough one

I didn't pick the obvious ones necessarily, tried to go for ways of saying something that I wouldn't or couldn't see myself choosing, or how things are structured or punctuated.

Could be fake. Maybe somebody made a PigAI. I've been listening to and reading this gay fuck since 2018 and I couldn't fake every little nuance this well for a bit.

 

[Random username]

Heads on a swivel nj brothermen



BTW several times pat is referred to as my husband, so yes its nigger fart niki.

 

[firstimelongtime]

Hm. If it were real, I can't imagine them hinting at their last names, posting first names, and definitely not mentioning this place by domain name. His ego would never allow that, and I don't think that Niki would do that to Patrick. They'd both probably leave it as "criminally-obsessed, fascist, racist, homophobic, transphobic Nazi cyberstlaker childs (trust me, bro)".

I also don't get what is trying to be achieved here? I see a lot of exposition, but no "ask". They know how to find representation. Can't seem to keep it, however.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Hm. If it were real, I can't imagine them hinting at their last names, posting first names, and definitely not mentioning this place by domain name. His ego would never allow that, and I don't think that Niki would do that to Patrick. They'd both probably leave it as "criminally-obsessed, fascist, racist, homophobic, transphobic Nazi cyberstlaker childs (trust me, bro)".

I also don't get what is trying to be achieved here? I see a lot of exposition, but no "ask". They know how to find representation. Can't seem to keep it, however.

To play devils advocate. It also seem like such a long drawn out bit with a pretty low return. The lack of inside joke hidden in there somewhere is also an interesting choice if its a bit.

Im not sold on its authenticity at the moment but its also retarded enough to be real.

 

[SFWA liaison]

I can see a funster doing this to try to predict Pat's next move or understand some legal stuff (I posted in the debt thread the response from an AI about his attorney asking to be withdrawn, actually)

but why go into so much detail and make it so laborious?

I want to believe

 

[quasi101]

Hm. If it were real, I can't imagine them hinting at their last names, posting first names, and definitely not mentioning this place by domain name. His ego would never allow that, and I don't think that Niki would do that to Patrick. They'd both probably leave it as "criminally-obsessed, fascist, racist, homophobic, transphobic Nazi cyberstlaker childs (trust me, bro)".

I also don't get what is trying to be achieved here? I see a lot of exposition, but no "ask". They know how to find representation. Can't seem to keep it, however.

Again, i'd have to run a test to be sure, but my guess is that the PII was sanitized through the form input. They ask template questions through the bot and then any answers in the PII questions are tokenized (broken down into smaller chunks) and then obscured. If, going under the assumption they didn't realize it would be public Nicole just haphazardly input that shit its plausible at least.

The whole point isn't to say you're wrong but its possible that Nicole didn't remove the names but the software did.

 

[guest]

Heads on a swivel nj brothermen



BTW several times pat is referred to as my husband, so yes its nigger fart niki.

Because robert prongay is part of the glorified nj crew.

Again, i'd have to run a test to be sure, but my guess is that the PII was sanitized through the form input. They ask template questions through the bot and then any answers in the PII questions are tokenized (broken down into smaller chunks) and then obscured. If, going under the assumption they didn't realize it would be public Nicole just haphazardly input that shit its plausible at least.

The whole point isn't to say you're wrong but its possible that Nicole didn't remove the names but the software did.

Her not knowing its be public is the key to all of this. Its like poetry. It rhymes.

 

[firstimelongtime]

Again, i'd have to run a test to be sure, but my guess is that the PII was sanitized through the form input. They ask template questions through the bot and then any answers in the PII questions are tokenized (broken down into smaller chunks) and then obscured. If, going under the assumption they didn't realize it would be public Nicole just haphazardly input that shit its plausible at least.

The whole point isn't to say you're wrong but its possible that Nicole didn't remove the names but the software did.

That's a likely scenario, actually, as some dummy probably would put their shit in there, and it's easier to catch now. That said, I can't imagine them actually putting their full names in there.

if, going under the assumption they didn't realize it would be public

I did not consider that scenario. They could be dumb enough to think that it's a contact form or something.

Although don't they know that contact forms can be weaponized for nefarious purposes?

 

[RickReternal]

But what brotherman would do this and have the impulse control to wait this long to reveal it?

A hallmark of a brotherman is poor executive function.

There are rumors of brotherpeople operating in the wild, asking Paul Weimer what’s taking him so long, sending contact forms, etc. Not everyone does it for an audience.

To play devils advocate. It also seem like such a long drawn out bit with a pretty low return. The lack of inside joke hidden in there somewhere is also an interesting choice if its a bit.

Im not sold on its authenticity at the moment but it’s also retarded enough to be real.

The point could be to motherfuck SFWA. That’s the most notable part of the whole thing.

 

[quasi101]

Although don't they know that contact forms can be weaponized for nefarious purposes?

yes i believe there was a landmark case resolving how retarded you are allowed to be vs how much box you can much before you're legally a lesbian

That was the infamous mullen v Robinson decision

 

[despacito69]

No shit they thought it would be private when it looks like some kind of chatroom. I think this is real

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Q&A time:


I wonder who this mystery Patrick T*** is?! Truly a Post by Ghost

https://www.justanswer.com/criminal-law/mj5if-allow-us-introduce-ourselves-patrick-tomlinson.html

Allow us to introduce ourselves. We are Patrick T**** and Niki R****. We are seeking legal representation for an | Ghostarchive

ghostarchive.org

how did you find this? If you don't answer we'll be forced to conclude you're gay.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Seems like that site requires you to pay $1 to get an answer from a real lawyer. I'm not sure if that's for or against this being really Pat.

 

[cachorro]

If only someone told him this before he started this mess.

Lol digital investigator. I’m 13 and don’t know dick about Jackie, does this line up with her arrival?

 

[MonsterSteve]

Team real. Remember, Rick and Nick are both retards larping as a straight couple.

 

[SensibleKeks]

how did you find this? If you don't answer we'll be forced to conclude you're gay.

Well I would assume most people already think I'm a fag.

I was trying to find the date of the Patti Labelle concert where a bomb threat was called in. Pat was complaining on xitter somewhat recently that the bomb threat was really intended for him and the FBI informed him of this. If the FBI thought he did it, then he would have been arrested and we would have heard of it. If they didn't think he wasn't part of it, why would they inform him of an ongoing investigation? Doesn't make a lick of sense to me. I remember that he posted a tweet on the day of the bomb threat that he was at the Pabst theater. So the Pabst theater and the Labelle concert (which was at the Riverside Theater) are part of the same venue. I'm guessing that torswats confused the two and accidently swatted Labelle by "accident". Why else would Pat post about his location, other than to blame the stlakers, especially if he has been swatted dozens of times already? I dont think anything I'm saying is new, but I was bored at work.

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1601767634139512833

The Riverside Theater | The Pabst Theater Group

www.pabsttheatergroup.com

Anyways I just googled "patti labelle" & "swatting" and saw that "ask a lawyer" website just by chance. It'll show up towards the bottom of the first page.

 

[Stent]

Niki is a #girlboss of her own SEO business. Suggesting she'd be stupid enough to talk to a bot as if it were a real person is demeaning. International Women's Day isn't a joke you know! #inspireinclusion

 

[cliveowen]

Lol digital investigator. I’m 13 and don’t know dick about Jackie, does this line up with her arrival?

Oh shit, everything is starting to fit together.

1.3 gpa loses again. This is more pathetic than him accidentally revealing he was torque wheeler.