The Biggest Liar: A Patrick Tomlinson Competition

[EllenTorquehorn]

If you ever lifted at the gym, you realize that those 60 pound dumbells are heavy as fuck even if you can technically bench it. Our wrists aren't strong enough to be able to just handle them super easily. I know as someone who has lifted half of my life, you have to sort of waddle to the bench after grabbing them and then prop them up on your knee until you can square them up for lifting. He's such a BAD and FAT liar.

Not only are they hard to handle from the rack to the bench, they would be virtually impossible to hand off to someone even if they wanted you to give them to them, let alone some turnip headed jagoff trying to force them on you for some obese demonstration.

There's just no room for the recipient's hand to grab onto the dumbbell so you'd have to drop it into their hand and now they have to catch a 60lb dumbbell and then do it again.

He didn't even think through his fat fairy tale before he wrote it.

 

[A House Nigger]

Found it.

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1473081108417982467

Patrick S. Tomlinson 🔜 Chicago WorldCon on Twitter: "@JediCounselor …

archived 1 Sep 2022 19:35:53 UTC

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HAHA thats it. Yeah Pat, a pause in between people. He's so fat

 

[Brooke Shields]

It's a good thing that there's not a sticky that tells people how to anonymously send texts. I bet if there was there would be a lot more entries in thise contest

if you don't know how to by now you're just not trying and not ready i dont know how to

 

[Stent]

His wife looks like an elderly Tunisian radio host.

 

[Browndoove]

It's a good thing that there's not a sticky that tells people how to anonymously send texts. I bet if there was there would be a lot more entries in thise contest

Agreed

 

[guest]

HAHA thats it. Yeah Pat, a pause in between people. He's so fat

He might as well say all the ladies fainted like they were watching the Beatles on the Ed Sullivan show

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

Every time he answers one of these accusations, I hear the Lady Di bell.

 

[BudDickman]

His wife looks like an elderly Tunisian radio host.

She looks like Butthead.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Forgot who made this.
"A 5k is not even a warm up run." Look at his cunty fish mouth when he says it.

My ribs are fucking annihilated.

 

[guest]

Forgot who made this.
"A 5k is not even a warm up run." Look at his cunty fish mouth when he says it.
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Seems like a @Torquie joint

 

[guest]

Forgot who made this.
"A 5k is not even a warm up run." Look at his cunty fish mouth when he says it.
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Thy ribs!

 

[TorqueWheeler]

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This should win

"People don't have eyes." - Patrick "Chin Single" Tomlinson

 

[Opie Army]

Because there’s 60,000 of us except for the time it was just one person using a dozen alts. I guess that doesn’t count as a mass delusion then. Just him being fat. He’s fat, too.

His mother was a school psychologist or something so that makes him some kind of obese expert on ‘clinical’ things however he interprets that.

Or maybe he’s just a....’FAT LOSER! Eggghhh’

to be clear: he is a fat fatty piggy boy and he's also fat.

 

[EraGodless]

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Did he just say no one here has ever read a book, EVER, and then he called his belief of that a clinical delusion?

Nigga who graduated high school by a cunt hair with a 1.78 GPA is talking about people not reading books. Lol. Fat hypocrite.

 

[guest]

Not only are they hard to handle from the rack to the bench, they would be virtually impossible to hand off to someone even if they wanted you to give them to them, let alone some turnip headed jagoff trying to force them on you for some obese demonstration.

There's just no room for the recipient's hand to grab onto the dumbbell so you'd have to drop it into their hand and now they have to catch a 60lb dumbbell and then do it again.

He didn't even think through his fat fairy tale before he wrote it.

There are some strong people who can pick up a 60 pounder with one hand and extend their arm with it, but it's very difficult and if someone did it to you, you'd clearly see that they were straining their arm. Just imagining Pat lugging over two of those and trying to extend then to a "gym brototype" is so funny. He'd have to make a slight "bowing" motion to center his gravity, and his arms would be shaking, and he'd only be able to hold that position for a few seconds if he was even strong enough to do it (he isn't). The "But I can't do that" response that Patrick claims is just the hilarious icing on the cake of this fake story. If Niki divorces him, I really hope she is willing to talk to one of us and tell us her opinion on these ridiculous stories and if he has told any similarly ridiculous shit to her or her family.

 

[BudDickman]

If some fat ass was coming at me struggling with two 60 pound dumbbells, I'd be like "what the fuck is this retard doing" and get away from him. There would be no handoff.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Forgot who made this.
"A 5k is not even a warm up run." Look at his cunty fish mouth when he says it.

That fruity little movement when he says "do my weight training". Definitely a straight guy. Doesn't like cocks at all. No sir.

 

[guest]

Not only are they hard to handle from the rack to the bench, they would be virtually impossible to hand off to someone even if they wanted you to give them to them, let alone some turnip headed jagoff trying to force them on you for some obese demonstration.

There's just no room for the recipient's hand to grab onto the dumbbell so you'd have to drop it into their hand and now they have to catch a 60lb dumbbell and then do it again.

He didn't even think through his fat fairy tale before he wrote it.

Not only that but he was suggesting that the woman was 120 pounds heavier than the gymgoer. That's insulting.

 

[BudDickman]

Another thing that Florentine picked up on was the detail about him looking at the fat woman's display to tell the brotosaurus how long he has to do stairs for.

That's the sort of detail that a liar like Pat thinks makes his story believable. Someone should tell him "You did not look at the fat woman's display".

 

[guest]

I want to know what he considers that gelatinous mass around his neck, if not a double chin. No, stlaker. I have one chin. These are jowls.