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The Biggest Liar: A Patrick Tomlinson Competition

NoBacon

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It’s people like Patrick with the NPC current thing group think which is destroying the world. Example; refusing to allow ukraine to enter peace talks, funding their war with stolen tax payer money, forcing embargoes on Russian energy so people have to have a cost of living energy crisis because putin bad. Then China buy Russian energy, giving Russia record profits - and then selling it to Europe at a mark up. So the embargoes to stop bad man Putin are making him richer, and people are buying their energy anyway at a mark up via China. People must freeze to death because they can’t afford heating, because we’re such good people and hate Putin.

Putin is killing people, so we must ensure no peace talks take place and our proxy war must continue, because we’re the good guys.

None of it makes any sense at any level. I hate Patrick and his ilk.
 
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Spending his last days of freedom being a rapscallion. What a G.
 

NoBacon

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It’s people like Patrick with the NPC current thing group think which is destroying the world. Example; refusing to allow ukraine to enter peace talks, funding their war with stolen tax payer money, forcing embargoes on Russian energy so people have to have a cost of living energy crisis because putin bad. Then China buy Russian energy, giving Russia record profits - and then selling it to Europe at a mark up. So the embargoes to stop bad man Putin are making him richer, and people are buying their energy anyway at a mark up via China. People must freeze to death because they can’t afford heating, because we’re such good people and hate Putin.

Putin is killing people, so we must ensure no peace talks take place and our proxy war must continue, because we’re the good guys.

None of it makes any sense at any level. I hate Patrick and his ilk.

Oh yeah and pretending they’re winning the war and inflicting all this damage on russia, yaaaaaass Zelensky go queen slay!!!!

fucking fat retards cheering death and poverty and instability because they think it makes them a good informed person and not a brainwashed faggot simpleton.
 
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Some of this doesn't count but it needed to be said on Reddit

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He takes an L with every response. He’s just so used to being a loser (and fat). He’s also fat.

Wow, there’s so many chapters to this very obese saga I forgot about the Rockstar mini game. His mind actually exists within another dimension.

Also, shame on you creative brothaman for not creating a Tomlinson side scroller adventure saga. If the Cumias can get one then Pat has definitely earned his (pork)chops.
 
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Didn’t Fatso lie and say this was “in between” signings? He’s so fat
He said it was at the end, after he sold all his books. Not so fat boy, I have the receipt.

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And he lied to SpaceEdge about bringing lots of books. He only had one small bag with a few books in it which he tweeted out himself. I’m sure someone can find it. You can see the books sitting there on the table in this picture.
 
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