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The Biggest Liar: A Patrick Tomlinson Competition

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BudDickman said:
Another thing that Florentine picked up on was the detail about him looking at the fat woman's display to tell the brotosaurus how long he has to do stairs for.

That's the sort of detail that a liar like Pat thinks makes his story believable. Someone should tell him "You did not look at the fat woman's display".
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I always loved that detail. The idea she's right there, so close Pat can glance over at her display and he's giving this dude shit about how he couldn't work the stairs if he was as disgustingly fat as this lady is hilarious. He would have made her feel a hundred times worse than the dude quietly whispering something to Pat. Absolutely the worst liar I've ever known on top of all the other stuff that makes him a fat retard.
 
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TorqueWheeler said:
Almost as if he has no idea what he's doing or what weight training actually involves. Was he supposed to be simulating upright rows with his little T-Rex arms mincing around like a complete faggot?
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MonsterSteve said:
If you ever lifted at the gym, you realize that those 120 pound dumbells are heavy as fuck even if you can technically bench it. Our wrists aren't strong enough to be able to just handle them super easily. I know as someone who has lifted half of my life, you have to sort of waddle to the bench after grabbing them and then prop them up on your knee until you can square them up for lifting. He's such a BAD and FAT liar.
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How small are you, character?
 
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BudDickman said:
Another thing that Florentine picked up on was the detail about him looking at the fat woman's display to tell the brotosaurus how long he has to do stairs for.

That's the sort of detail that a liar like Pat thinks makes his story believable. Someone should tell him "You did not look at the fat woman's display".
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Just doing the performative act in front of the fat lady in the first place gets me. Calling all this attention towards her and her weight. He could have just shot a nasty comment at the Brotosaurus but instead gets the entire gym to notice him and his little scene.

Of course it's made up so every character behaves how Pat wants them to behave. The brotosaurus is submissive and meekly stands there like a scolded puppy while alpha Pat dresses him down. The fat lady is eternally grateful for the support. You either praise Patrick Tomlinson or you fear Patrick Tomlinson, those are your only options.
 
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QuattroStento said:
He will be writing his book about defeating the stlakers, child. I think he's going to lose a lot of readers when chapters 2 to 25 are just him replying to text messages.
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Chapter 3 - Catchphrases

Will talk about when and how to use "Wait for the knock", "Prison awaits", "Wait Quietly", "Time runs low" and many more.

Chapter 4 - Copypasta

How to start with a simple canned reply and embellish it with phrases like "You are mentally ill, atalker" or "You're going to prison, atalker". Also when to add "many hundreds of times" and much more

Chapter 5 - Using "child"

Chapter 6 - Deny, deny, deny
Even if the atalkers are correct, when and how to tell them they're wrong in every detail
 
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