The Biggest Liar: A Patrick Tomlinson Competition

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

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This should win

This is honestly the funniest exchange ever.

 

[guest]

What?? This dummy thought he was at all on Rockstar's radar?

It’s buried somewhere in the Apostlegate files. Along with the #CanyonFacts hilarity, the fake Rahul name Fatso was duped into thinking was our illustrious leader and someone at Rockstar games had it out for him. His retardation will live in infamy.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Vintage Rick right here:

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Vintage Rick right here:

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He's implying that trannies commit suicide. Report, block, and send to prison for eternity.

 

[NigelCumia]

We are living
Chin Single
When the legal bills are piled
I'm glad I've got you, child.

 

[fricklefrackle]

Didn’t Fatso lie and say this was “in between” signings? He’s so fat

Found it.

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1473081108417982467

Patrick S. Tomlinson 🔜 Chicago WorldCon on Twitter: "@JediCounselor …

archived 1 Sep 2022 19:35:53 UTC

archive.ph

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He said it was at the end, after he sold all his books. Not so fat boy, I have the receipt.

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And he lied to SpaceEdge about bringing lots of books. He only had one small bag with a few books in it which he tweeted out himself. I’m sure someone can find it. You can see the books sitting there on the table in this picture.

He couldn’t afford the extra luggage charges so he packed his books in the same bag as his clothes. A love that he says this was a “lull” in the line when there’s nobody on the whole floor. Tumbleweeds should be blowing by

 

[guest]

Lol @ zoom lens maxed out. It’s a shitty old iPhone and there’s a video of me walking right up there and seeing no one around and taking that picture, fatty.

 

[guest]

This is honestly the funniest exchange ever.

Is this real? Please tell me this is real.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Found it.

“Terrified of getting anywhere near me”

That doesn’t sound like a victim if those “harassing” him are terrified of him. How can you stalk someone you’re terrified of? It’s so much fun watching pig unable to be a big tough guy AND cry victim attention.

 

[guest]

He couldn’t afford the extra luggage charges so he packed his books in the same bag as his clothes. A love that he says this was a “lull” in the line when there’s nobody on the whole floor. Tumbleweeds should be blowing by

Exactly. If he was anything close to as famous as he says there wouldn’t be any time during a free signing that you could get a picture like that, let alone a few minutes into it.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Lol @ zoom lens maxed out. It’s a shitty old iPhone and there’s a video of me walking right up there and seeing no one around and taking that picture, fatty.

It’s obvious from the photo no zoom was done. You stood there and took a photo, you weren’t “hiding” because it’s an open floor that’s empty.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Exactly. If he was anything close to as famous as he says there wouldn’t be any time during a free signing that you could get a picture like that, let alone a few minutes into it.

Plus the zoom thing is hilarious since it’s clear zoom is not on, you stood maybe 15 feet away he’s acting like you were in the nosebleed section of a football stadium.

 

[BudDickman]

Chin single, atalker.

I haven't read the entire conversation, but is there anything that he's riffing on here? I know he likes wordplay. Or is this just pure retardation?

 

[guest]

I haven't read the entire conversation, but is there anything that he's riffing on here? I know he likes wordplay. Or is this just pure retardation?

I think he’s just a mongoloid.

 

[Imager]

If you're still doing lies, how about

"I am a Nazi."

"I harass people from my parent's basement."

"I think Niki is hot."

 

[guest]

We are living
Chin Single
When the legal bills are piled
I'm glad I've got you, child.

That show was so much better than Friends. Overton was my black avatar for the low key nerd who wasn’t Urkel who also wasn’t that charismatic with woman. Plus they had Tootie playing a slutty future version of herself. What more could you ask for.

 

[guest]

Found it.
[URL unfurl="true"]https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1473081108417982467[/URL]
[URL unfurl="true"]https://archive.ph/D6TEV[/URL]

A ‘clinical mass delusion.’ What a fucking over dramatic cunt. I’d say try devoting this kind of energy to your daughter but then I remember the kind of people who he assorts with.

 

[NigelCumia]

“Terrified of getting anywhere near me”

That doesn’t sound like a victim if those “harassing” him are terrified of him. How can you stalk someone you’re terrified of? It’s so much fun watching pig unable to be a big tough guy AND cry victim attention.

He's claiming in court these are stlakers and he needs a restraining order for his safety while popping off on twitter that they're cowards who'd never approach him and would be dispatched with ease if they tried. He was completely flabbergasted when a Judge found these ideas at odds.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I'm not playing but could someone text Pat and just say, "You're going to prison, author."