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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
- Thread starter TheGhostOfAbeVigoda
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We can shit blood together now. The sun shone today. But not for us.
How do you feel about men who never shower and bleed out of their ass constantly, I'm sort of horny
Can't even jack off cuz my dominant hand it totally fucked. Come fuck my cute middle aged ass @Sue Lightning
HER NAME IS RIO AND SHE DANCES IN MY AAAAASSSSSSSS
His name is Rico. I'm sorry to tell you. You're a gay.
I've run a diagnostic. And I regret to inform you. You're the horror of all fathers. A gay guy.
It's a Duran Duran song about a woman dancing in the guy's ass.
Yes. They have also been diagnosed with your disease.
Yeah well you're basically a zombie who can't jack off.
I actually love that album unironically.
Also, literally yes.
Story of my fucking life.
(for American friends who don't have the attention span to sit through a 2 minute video. The guitarist gets his intestines torn out and his right hand ripped off)
durian durian and they’re all chinks eating stinky fruit
Durian durian stinks.
But yeah. The bass riff in Rio is almost impossible to play. It was just a random studio musician flipping their shit.
Simon LeBon is a fag-ass
I don't care if eats cum out of a dog. Great voice.