-
Reminder: Do not call, text, or mention harrassing someone in real life. Do not encourage it. Do not talk about killing or using violence against anyone, or engaging in any criminal behavior. If it is not an obvious joke even when taken out of context, don't post it. Please report violators. If you want your account deleted, or have other on-site inquiries, send a private message to @BlackQueerLivesMatter.
Do not post IRL pranks here without including the source
The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
- Thread starter TheGhostOfAbeVigoda
- Start date
- Forum Clout
- 64,124
We can shit blood together now. The sun shone today. But not for us.
- Forum Clout
- 64,124
How do you feel about men who never shower and bleed out of their ass constantly, I'm sort of horny
- Forum Clout
- 64,124
Can't even jack off cuz my dominant hand it totally fucked. Come fuck my cute middle aged ass @Sue Lightning
- Forum Clout
- 152,372
HER NAME IS RIO AND SHE DANCES IN MY AAAAASSSSSSSS
- Forum Clout
- 64,124
His name is Rico. I'm sorry to tell you. You're a gay.
- Forum Clout
- 64,124
I've run a diagnostic. And I regret to inform you. You're the horror of all fathers. A gay guy.
- Forum Clout
- 152,372
It's a Duran Duran song about a woman dancing in the guy's ass.
- Forum Clout
- 64,124
Yes. They have also been diagnosed with your disease.
- Forum Clout
- 152,372
Yeah well you're basically a zombie who can't jack off.
- Forum Clout
- 64,124
I actually love that album unironically.
- Forum Clout
- 64,124
Also, literally yes.
- Forum Clout
- 64,124
Story of my fucking life.
- Forum Clout
- 64,124
(for American friends who don't have the attention span to sit through a 2 minute video. The guitarist gets his intestines torn out and his right hand ripped off)
- Forum Clout
- 84,851
durian durian and they’re all chinks eating stinky fruit
- Forum Clout
- 64,124
Durian durian stinks.
- Forum Clout
- 64,124
But yeah. The bass riff in Rio is almost impossible to play. It was just a random studio musician flipping their shit.
- Forum Clout
- 152,372
Simon LeBon is a fag-ass
- Forum Clout
- 64,124
I don't care if eats cum out of a dog. Great voice.