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To our American friends this is called Check Mate.
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
- Thread starter TheGhostOfAbeVigoda
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Get a cab, bitch, I'm like 5 hours away
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It's actually a term from a traditional Canadian game called "chess"
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I'm not going to the fucking hospital. Not without a witness.
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Or he'll just get sepsis and die anyway... Dude, Turk, GO TO THE HOSPITAL!!!!
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I can't. I burnt it down because I'm a bit of a firebug and it's closed today.
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Can you be real for one fucking second please? Are you serious about these injuries or is it just some dumb shit going over my head...?
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My injuries are real. This is not Turk talking it's the real me. But I think in about 6 days they will pass. Let's get back to the nonsense.
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Do you need money for the hospital or something? I'm fucking concerned dude...
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It's fucking FREE here. He won't go because he's afraid a cop doctor is going to torture him.
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No. We got free healthcare. I've just lost a lot of people to doctors. They kill you if you're a drain on the healthcare system here. I fear them with good cause.
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sorry - I am just mad I wasn't invite to the canadian thanksgiving thread
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Exactly.
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Livestream it to me and i'll be your witness then...lol
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Look. This thread isn't about me. It's about Canada and giving thanks
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Also I just fucked my other foot up (now I'm completely crippled)
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I live on the second floor. Even picking up a delivery is going to be impossible.
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Guess what time it is boys? Time to get lunch.
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I had your favourite today. A Burger King Whopper. I have intensely bad heartburn.
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"If"?