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Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
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Something very funny about a girl going through my phone and asking me "Simon LeBon really raped you?"
 

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
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Before I die of my wounds I want people to know two of my songs are actually demos and have second and third verses.
 

Turk February

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I found a replacement for Boq but I had to tell about the penis with Radiohead incident. I don't think she'll ever acknowledge me again.
 

Child..

dork
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Before I die of my wounds I want people to know two of my songs are actually demos and have second and third verses.
Nigga why are you not typing this shit from the ER


If you dont go by Monday 8:00 pm EST, I am contacting them and also the ambulance, I know your name.
 

Turk February

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Nigga why are you not typing this shit from the ER


If you dont go by Monday 8:00 pm EST, I am contacting them and also the ambulance, I know your name.
If the Revolutionary Committee finds out I'll kill myself. I have a lighter. You wanna play?
 

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If the Revolutionary Committee finds out I'll kill myself. I have a lighter. You wanna play?
u got 24 hours before this happens:

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If you have an infection or something causing you to gangrene-up, you might just need antibiotics cuz of an infection.
 

Turk February

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Also. Don't threaten me with my real name. I gave you that out of trust and a sense of friendship. You're not doing a nice thing using it as a joke. (Sorry I suddenly got really offended)
 

Turk February

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For those who don't know when Boq and Turk in the Mornings was still in the works I insisted we use our real names and talk about where we live in a 30 minute call so we can trust each other. I am shocked Boqs using it as blackmail. Dirty fucking move.
 
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