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Boq is right Turk, go the hospital. It's fucking free, dummy. Over here they'd charge $600,000 and then your health insurance would go "yeah fuck you, we ain't paying that".
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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Boq is right Turk, go the hospital. It's fucking free, dummy. Over here they'd charge $600,000 and then your health insurance would go "yeah fuck you, we ain't paying that".
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Why is this thread about my fucking injury now. I know when it's hospital time, faggots. I'm 35.
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My mommy used to look Ordinary Warudo and Cum Undumb on a CD player from a compilation CD (not even the actual Wedding Album). It irreparably ruined (enhanced) my taste in music forever.
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Why do deaf people get pissy with me when I say music is dumb and I refuse to listen to it?
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More like Semen LeBoner. Bet he's never been called THAT before.
Dunno. It's the correct opinion.
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Because you're very gay.
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Alright. My lawyer is now analysing my stupid injury.
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She says it's an abscess and sent photos of one being cut out of her as proof. I'm fucking sick.
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A doctor won't see me until 12 pm. I'm fucking dying of raw pain. Tears won't stop streaming down my face.
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They keep telling me to do things with my dominant hand too, which is the one that's fucked.
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"can you write down your health card number?" No I can't. That's why I need help.
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@Mass.gov saved your life. Boq's a hero.
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Boq ain't shit. It was a group effort. All of you are saving me.
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Also. I think it's spreading to my head. I can tell but the pain in my ear. If I don't get antibiotics soon I will get completely zombified.
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If you died that'd drastically and irreversibly fuck up Canadian Thanksgiving. I'm really glad you're getting it looked after.
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Two hours. You got this.
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One year I go to jail. One year I turn into a necrotic zombie. How am I supposed to top myself next year. I have to murder someone or die.
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It'll be something you never expect. Like becoming a brain-eating zombie. I didn't see that coming.
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Next year you turn into a vampire or a mummy