The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Jenna]

He was talking about his foot going black and his other limbs turning green...he's in a messed up state, I was wondering about the spamming here yesterday, it all makes sense he is in delirium from the pain.

Boq is right Turk, go the hospital. It's fucking free, dummy. Over here they'd charge $600,000 and then your health insurance would go "yeah fuck you, we ain't paying that".

 

[Turk February]

Boq is right Turk, go the hospital. It's fucking free, dummy. Over here they'd charge $600,000 and then your health insurance would go "yeah fuck you, we ain't paying that".

Why is this thread about my fucking injury now. I know when it's hospital time, faggots. I'm 35.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Simon LeBon of Britain and Gleb Samoilov of Russia are two singers who were robbed by time and circumstance. They should be names everyone knows.

My mommy used to look Ordinary Warudo and Cum Undumb on a CD player from a compilation CD (not even the actual Wedding Album). It irreparably ruined (enhanced) my taste in music forever.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Why is this thread about my fucking injury now. I know when it's hospital time, faggots. I'm 35.

It's less about your injury and more about concern for you

 

[Jenna]

Why is this thread about my fucking injury now. I know when it's hospital time, faggots. I'm 35.

Why do deaf people get pissy with me when I say music is dumb and I refuse to listen to it?

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

More like Semen LeBoner. Bet he's never been called THAT before.

Why do deaf people get pissy with me when I say music is dumb and I refuse to listen to it?

Dunno. It's the correct opinion.

 

[Turk February]

Why do deaf people get pissy with me when I say music is dumb and I refuse to listen to it?

Because you're very gay.

 

[Turk February]

Alright. My lawyer is now analysing my stupid injury.

 

[Turk February]

She says it's an abscess and sent photos of one being cut out of her as proof. I'm fucking sick.

 

[Turk February]

A doctor won't see me until 12 pm. I'm fucking dying of raw pain. Tears won't stop streaming down my face.

 

[Turk February]

They keep telling me to do things with my dominant hand too, which is the one that's fucked.

 

[Turk February]

"can you write down your health card number?" No I can't. That's why I need help.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

A doctor won't see me until 12 pm. I'm fucking dying of raw pain. Tears won't stop streaming down my face.

@Mass.gov saved your life. Boq's a hero.

 

[Turk February]

@Mass.gov saved your life. Boq's a hero.

Boq ain't shit. It was a group effort. All of you are saving me.

 

[Turk February]

Also. I think it's spreading to my head. I can tell but the pain in my ear. If I don't get antibiotics soon I will get completely zombified.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Boq ain't shit. It was a group effort. All of you are saving me.

If you died that'd drastically and irreversibly fuck up Canadian Thanksgiving. I'm really glad you're getting it looked after.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Also. I think it's spreading to my head. I can tell but the pain in my ear. If I don't get antibiotics soon I will get completely zombified.

Two hours. You got this.

 

[Turk February]

If you died that'd drastically and irreversibly fuck up Canadian Thanksgiving. I'm really glad you're getting it looked after.

One year I go to jail. One year I turn into a necrotic zombie. How am I supposed to top myself next year. I have to murder someone or die.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

One year I go to jail. One year I turn into a necrotic zombie. How am I supposed to top myself next year. I have to murder someone or die.

It'll be something you never expect. Like becoming a brain-eating zombie. I didn't see that coming.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Next year you turn into a vampire or a mummy