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You realize they won't do shit? It's southern Ontario.
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
- Thread starter TheGhostOfAbeVigoda
- Start date
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He was talking about his foot going black and his other limbs turning green...he's in a messed up state, I was wondering about the spamming here yesterday, it all makes sense he is in delirium from the pain.
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THE HOSPITAL IS NOT GOING TO KILL YOU, THEY'RE GOING TO PRESCRIBE ANTIBIOTICS TURK, FUCK!
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You've achieved nothing, all that you saw, with tears in your eyes meant nothing. Now what do you think my response will be?
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They will give you antibiotics and will clean that shit up if its bleeding/oozing pus. Plus, hospital stays is good for resetting your mind.
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Man get that crazy slavic nigger into Degrassi Memorial Hospital before he dies please
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I will fucking be okay. Go pick on Dan Sobel or some shit.
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You can just chill out on your fuckin phone all day at the hospital. They all have free wifi. Eat chocolate bars out of the vending machine.
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Actually the main hospital in town has been leveled and turned into a homeless tent city. The door is still up. It's actually kind of beautiful as an image.
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Nobody's picking on you, nigger. We don't want you to fucking rot away and die
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LMAO he is literally rotting and fighting off help.
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I'm not ever a nigger. I quit being one in 2005.
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So you're a boaster too
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Look. Okay. You caught me. I'm still occasionally a nigger out of nostalgia. Don't make me a bad guy.
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No judgement here, fellow. I used to steal produce out of fields as a child.
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I stole a Cadillac to murder Boq and drive in the wrong direction
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Well don't do that
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I knew this guy who because of him, the Sears in our area stopped putting out the bbq grills, and other summer appliances outside their store. He had a rundown jeep that he used to boost shit with and the shopping cart attendants were never fast enough to catch him.
He would also steal expensive cuts of meat from the Metro, and sell it to these Albanian mofos who owned a 5 star restaurant.
One time (only time this happened) police came to our street and knocked door to door with his pic, asking if we saw this individual, and I didn't snitch but I recognized his mug, lol.
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My brothers friend figured out when "self checkout" started you can just swap labels on things. Stole like 500 dollars of pork "