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I just give myself chronic brain damage with drugs. Become a Wyyz Forums icon.
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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I'm already a vampire. I suck everything piece of energy from everyone dumb enough to love me. And I'm already a mummy. Just coated in toilet paper cuz I wipe wrong.
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Wiping with your left isn't easy business. I know.
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You know. The Boq's of the world all wipe with their left because they worship the desert.
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Omg. I'm literally sweating from the pain. This thanksgiving is getting shitty.
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I don't remember if I already said this but one time I tried to correct a cyst on my neck with a safety pin and failed and had to take an 18 hour flight after. I think this is worse.
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Nice African race while living in a first world country, shit dick.
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Also. Russian men have a notoriously low life expectancy. We all drink and kill ourselves. It's pretty cool.
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I'm picturing Boq running out of an exploding jungle with Turk slung over his shoulder with his legs blown off and Turk's calling him a nigger and a shit dick and telling him he doesn't need any help. Like Lieutenant Dan in Forrest Gump.
"I had a destiny! You cheated me!"
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And then you guys work on a shrimp boat together and Turk gets Terry Fox astronaut legs and marries a chubby Asian woman named Susan.
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Boq pulled you outta there with a bullet in his buttocks.
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Boq is sitting on a bus bench telling our life story to strangers.
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"I remember my first pair of shoes..."
It flashes back and they're those curly toed Aladdin boots.
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The bench is also at Jane station so he is constantly assaulted by actual niggers.
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Guyanese man comes up and rapes him. "I just wanted to do Forrest Gump"
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I look on and don't interfere. "This is something all boys have to go through to become men"
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Forrest Gump is probably the best retard movie of all time.
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I know a lot of people on the forums hate it but I genuinely enjoy it.
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I remember watching it with my buddy one time and his hilariously dumb step-dad walked by and was like "That's a true story, eh?" We were like "You think one retarded guy did all that shit? If that was true don't you think you'd have seen a picture of the real Forrest Gump at some point in your life?"