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I feel a type of disappointment right now that I've never even felt before. I feel like my dick just permanently shrunk.
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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Thank god. A shrunken penis will hurt my butt less.
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Gayest. Suicide. Ever.
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I don't fuck dead butts you hopeless fuckin doper zombie
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I'm a 35 year old man with a green hand with tears pouring down his face fainting, yet I still find the energy to shitpost. Forums rule.
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As I've mentioned before I've cut my butt off with scissors. You don't stand a chance to rape me. Even with smaller penis. Power Rangers shit
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Why is it so much simpler to get Beer delivered than get at home health care? The fuck happened?
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Well, generally that shit is for elderly invalids and retards
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I hope I google canadian thanksgiving 10 years from now and see "dates: 14 oct, 2024 - 30 april, 2033", like what you see when you search up a war
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I'm retarded. I got an abscess by falling into beer cans and not washing my hands.
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2 sides on it too, the @BUBBLER faction keeps switching who it fights for.
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Well unfortunately I'm potentially about to cancel the whole fucking thing just to punish Turk before he dies for failing to make a zoom doctor's appointment that his life fucking depends on.
I have the authority to do that. I got the Juice.
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I'm Patton. Abe is Audie Murphy. Turk is Rosie the Riveter
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Me and @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda present the gay extremist revolutionary committee of Ontario. @Turry Fawks is the significantly gayer Revolutionary Committee of BC. Millions are listed as casualties.
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If my dominant hand wasn't fucked I'd totally put the war into the "ongoing conflict" in Wikipedia
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god willing, your picture will be prominently displayed in history books next to the likes of stalin and mussolini if you cancel this planetwide holiday
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He has forgotten the most important rule of war. His small penis can't hurt me because I have no butt. Hatred will not prevail.
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I don't WANT to do it. I just want Turk to be sorry for fucking up again and again. I will hurt myself to hurt him.
Fuck it, I won't cancel Canadian Thanksgiving. You know what I'll do? For every day he hasn't seen a doctor I'm gonna cut off one of me fingers on me left hand. That's me fiddle hand.
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Seriously, Turk, you're a moron. You fell asleep like RIGHT when you should've been getting ready for the fucking thing
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It happens. I get sleepy. If they want me to show up make the appoints at like 9PM. Faggots.