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Fuck! 2 of the 3 nurses are out sick. No one can see me. No medical help for Turk today. Guess I'll try again tomorrow. After I fucking cry.
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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Omg dealing with Emergency Medical Services. I just need one pill of fucking antibiotics.
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By next Canadian Thanksgiving you'll have a hook for a hand and hockey pucks for feet. You can't beat off with a hook and if you use your left you might as well just get a chick to do it, and that's fucking bullshit.
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You need penis chinese peniscillin
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My lawyers boyfriend texted me. I've never met him before and goes "you have to go to the hospital if not for your sake for her sake" my response was ""you bitches have no idea how cool I'll look with a hook for a hand, like a pirate" bit of parallel thinking.
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Have the thread deleted until Turk sends you proof that he’s been to an ER. It can be restored by any mod at any time.
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Yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't ya?
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What a fucking cuck. You should be like "I bet if you were decaying of leprosy and zombie-ism she wouldn't even give a shit, pussy."
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And then next time he's fucking her in the pussy he'll think about it and lose a bit of his boner for a second.
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I'm going to be honest. It's not the best first impression.
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"I want you to live long enough for me to meet you" the fuck makes you think I want to meet you?
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This guy's a fag, Turk. I don't like him. Tell him I don't like him.
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Apparently my lawyer was crying cuz I won't go to the hospital. That upsets me. Stop caring about me, people.
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She has a terrible taste in men. Never even fucked my hot cock.
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Turk, I've been weeping my eyes out for days over this. I care more than she does. I think you should cut all contact with these scumbags. They don't have your best interests at heart like I do.
But yeah, definitely go to the hospital you fucking buffoon
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Turk did all this to make a girl cry.
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She's probably my most trusted friend. Loans me money and helps me out of jail.
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Also doesn't complain when I drunkenly say the words "nigger" and "faggot" in conversation
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This thread is forever. My life doesn't matter. The thread matters.
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Possibly the worst person I've ever known was a lawyer and also my girlfriend.