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I just realized I'm going to have to go down stairs to get my food cuz insurance won't let Uber drivers enter a building. I'm in too much fucking pain to do it.
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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Also I don't think I can do chopsticks with my left hand. All of this was a terrible idea
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Salt and vinegar is a shitty flavour. You're a gay zombie.
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Nothing wrong with that. It's trendy, actually.
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Yeah, you've made a lot of poor decisions today.
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If I have to eat Jiggae with a spoon I will have betrayed the entire Republic of Korea and I will deeply and sincerely apologize before cutting my fucking throat.
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Actually. Technically you're supposed to eat a Jiggae with a spoon.
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I don't even know what the fuck jiggae is but it sounds racist.
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Turry is going Baconator today. Fawkin love a baconator
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It's any sort of stew. Kim Chi Jiggae is made out of marinated cabbage and either pork or tuna. It's the most delicious of foods.
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I know what the fuck kim chi is, asshole, don't fuckin sass me. I'm the Cabbage Keeid. Also, I looked it up and it's spelled "jjigae".
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I like Wendy's just fine but I can't stand the smell for some reason. I'm anosmic so I can't smell most things but the things I do smell are wicked strong to me. Wendy's always stinks to me.
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PUT SOME RESPECK ON DAVE THOMAS' NAME
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I legit had cabbage soup for dinner. You could probably make a bunch of this jiggay shit at home for much less than you're spending on it.
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Shout out to Dave Thomas. Be sure to like, share and subscribe.
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Wendy's literally does stink and Dave Thomas was adopted because his parents didn't love him.
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Fat daughter too.
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If you think about it, Baby Dave Thomas must've done something pretty terrible to make his parents not love him like that.
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Well the Thomas family got the last laugh because he died a fucking quadrillionaire
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I fucked her (please tell me she's over 18 or else this joke takes a dark turn )