The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I like how he never shoehorned any Wendy's product placement into the Dave Thomas Foundation for Adoption commercials, but he'd shoehorn Dave Thomas Foundation for Adoption shit into the Wendy's commercials.

 

[Turk February]

Even the dobu (tofu) which I usually hate is delicious. I'm so shitting blood tonight.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Wwaw jacking off to the Wendy's logo.
Or the Starbucks Siren.
Or Ronald WcDonard.

The Wendy's logo is a child.

 

[Turk February]

The best way to enjoy a Jiggae is over flame and let it slowly go from a soup to a sauce while you eat. Kind of bummed I don't have a hot plate.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

The Wendy's logo is a child.

That guy loves jacking off, you can't reason with him

 

[Turk February]

Fucking spilled spicy soup all over the place. It's in my eyes too. Gotta drop buying liquid foods.

 

[Mass.gov]

Wwaw jacking off to the Wendy's logo.
Or the Starbucks Siren.
Or Ronald WcDonard.

Nobody will call out your REAL pedophilia, because ...not going to ruin this thread tbh. But you're a real one.

oh @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda already did...

Well, nobody is going to pin threads etc.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Classic Korean dish cumchee

 

[Turk February]

Nobody will call out your REAL pedophilia, because ...not going to ruin this thread tbh. But you're a real one.

A real pedophile? That's a fucked up thing to accuse someone of Boq.

 

[Mass.gov]

A real pedophile? That's a fucked up thing to accuse someone of Boq.

He jacks off to the wendy's logo. A child.

(memory holed in 3...2...) I dont have the energy or the sass, nor am I a pedo who wants to obfuscate and or minimize pedophilia by joking or labelling anyone on the internet one (like a few of my accusers here)...but he do be an actual one.

 

[Turk February]

Classic Korean dish cumchee

I always get my Korean penis on the side cuz I don't like to eat too much of it.

 

[Turk February]

He jacks off to the wendy's logo. A child.

(memory holed in 3...2...) I dont have the energy or the sass.

We all jack off to corporate logos. Don't be weird.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The best way to enjoy a Jiggae is over flame and let it slowly go from a soup to a sauce while you eat. Kind of bummed I don't have a hot plate.

Fucking spilled spicy soup all over the place. It's in my eyes too. Gotta drop buying liquid foods.

The best way to enjoy a Jiggae is hot out of your lap and off your filthy, garbage and puke covered floor.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I used to jack off to the White Rose

 

[Turk February]

I used to jack off to the White Rose

I used to cum in a can of chef Boyardee cuz I couldn't hold myself back and eat the ravioli anyway. Covered in my cum.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Knocked a few out to Zeddy the Zeller's bear

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I used to jack off to the White Rose

Yorkist Abe

 

[Turk February]

North Yorkist

 

[Mass.gov]

Knocked a few out to Zeddy the Zeller's bear

I wanna share so many stories about my Zeddy days...actually I think I already did lol.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The Busy Bee Tools bee with that sexy shop apron? GODDAMN