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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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Get a cab, bitch, I'm like 5 hours away
It's actually a term from a traditional Canadian game called "chess"
I'm not going to the fucking hospital. Not without a witness.
Or he'll just get sepsis and die anyway... Dude, Turk, GO TO THE HOSPITAL!!!!
I can't. I burnt it down because I'm a bit of a firebug and it's closed today.
Can you be real for one fucking second please? Are you serious about these injuries or is it just some dumb shit going over my head...?
My injuries are real. This is not Turk talking it's the real me. But I think in about 6 days they will pass. Let's get back to the nonsense.
Do you need money for the hospital or something? I'm fucking concerned dude...
It's fucking FREE here. He won't go because he's afraid a cop doctor is going to torture him.
No. We got free healthcare. I've just lost a lot of people to doctors. They kill you if you're a drain on the healthcare system here. I fear them with good cause.
sorry - I am just mad I wasn't invite to the canadian thanksgiving thread
Exactly.
Livestream it to me and i'll be your witness then...lol
Look. This thread isn't about me. It's about Canada and giving thanks
Also I just fucked my other foot up (now I'm completely crippled)
I live on the second floor. Even picking up a delivery is going to be impossible.
Guess what time it is boys? Time to get lunch.
I had your favourite today. A Burger King Whopper. I have intensely bad heartburn.
"If"?