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Partying with their hands and feet?Take a guess what the fucking Nigerians are doing?
Music banging through my wall and what sounds like an argument. I think culturally they're just an argumentative people.Partying with their hands and feet?
Maybe you just can't see themThey never fight though. Which is admirable. If they were Russian they'd all have black eyes
My hand has turned green. My left foot is totally fucked. When I get delivery I say "please be patient with me" as a comment@Turk February , what are your current injuries? You mentioned them pages back.
Are you a krokodil addic?My hand has turned green. My left foot is totally fucked. When I get delivery I say "please be patient with me" as a comment
Nigger, go to the hospital. Think about how funny a Turk's Hospital Adventures thread would beMy hand has turned green. My left foot is totally fucked. When I get delivery I say "please be patient with me" as a comment
It's really not far off. Issue is I don't inject.Are you a krokodil addic?
True, but do they even have healthcare in Canada?Nigger, go to the hospital. Think about how funny a Turk's Hospital Adventures thread would be
I already explained why I'm scared of the hospital. I won't go till it's black.Nigger, go to the hospital. Think about how funny a Turk's Hospital Adventures thread would be
I'm scared of heights and I'm up on roofs all the fucking time. Suck it up.I already explained why I'm scared of the hospital. I won't go till it's black.
Your fear is irrational. My fear is rational. I've seen murder and torture in Grand River Hospital.I'm scared of heights and I'm up on roofs all the fucking time. Suck it up.
Being afraid of gravity is extremely rational.Your fear is irrational. My fear is rational. I've seen murder and torture in Grand River Hospital.
You should be horrified of the fact any moment you can collapse. Fear and respect gravity.Being afraid of gravity is extremely rational.
Also, again, they're going to give you pills after waiting around for 6 hours. They're not doing anything that could kill you. If you wait until it gets worse they're going to cut your fucking limbs off, so you might as well deal with it now.I already explained why I'm scared of the hospital. I won't go till it's black.
Fucking drive me there if it's so important to you.Also, again, they're going to give you pills after waiting around for 6 hours. They're not doing anything that could kill you. If you wait until it gets worse they're going to cut your fucking limbs off, so you might as well deal with it now.
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