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Every day is exactly the same.
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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Partying with their hands and feet?
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Music banging through my wall and what sounds like an argument. I think culturally they're just an argumentative people.
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They never fight though. Which is admirable. If they were Russian they'd all have black eyes
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@Turk February , what are your current injuries? You mentioned them pages back.
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Maybe you just can't see them
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My hand has turned green. My left foot is totally fucked. When I get delivery I say "please be patient with me" as a comment
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Are you a krokodil addic?
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Nigger, go to the hospital. Think about how funny a Turk's Hospital Adventures thread would be
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It's really not far off. Issue is I don't inject.
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True, but do they even have healthcare in Canada?
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If you keep putting it off you're going to lose limbs
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I already explained why I'm scared of the hospital. I won't go till it's black.
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I'm scared of heights and I'm up on roofs all the fucking time. Suck it up.
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Your fear is irrational. My fear is rational. I've seen murder and torture in Grand River Hospital.
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Being afraid of gravity is extremely rational.
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You should be horrified of the fact any moment you can collapse. Fear and respect gravity.
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Gravity, spiders, and @chocolatehellhole are the only things I fear.
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Also, again, they're going to give you pills after waiting around for 6 hours. They're not doing anything that could kill you. If you wait until it gets worse they're going to cut your fucking limbs off, so you might as well deal with it now.
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Fucking drive me there if it's so important to you.