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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Plutonium Jones: Radioactive Black Guy
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Beer is kid's stuff.
I was always a hard liquor guy but I drink beer in the kayak so I've mostly been on the Old Milwaukee 5.9 since the summer. I used to not drink beer because I didn't want a beer gut and at this point I'm pretty sure that's just something that only happens to people who were going to have a big fat gut anyways.
 

Turry

Gimme house gimme wife kill my enemy kill my enemy
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I had to learn to drink beer before I could moderate my alcohol properly. I can't drink more than eight of them before I have to gorge and sleep. Luckily I got over it and now I can just drink half a mickey of run and go home.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Plutonium Jones: Radioactive Black Guy
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I had to learn to drink beer before I could moderate my alcohol properly. I can't drink more than eight of them before I have to gorge and sleep. Luckily I got over it and now I can just drink half a mickey of run and go home.
I drink retarded, suicidal quantities of booze and I always have. I'm pretty sure Turk's the same way. I always have to get at least 12 tall boys of beer or a 40 oz of liquor and there's always so little left I have to get another bottle next time.
 

Turry

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I drink retarded, suicidal quantities of booze and I always have. I'm pretty sure Turk's the same way. I always have to get at least 12 tall boys of beer or a 40 oz of liquor and there's always so little left I have to get another bottle next time.
I was like that with the liquor. Luckily I just can't metabolize beer well enough to go deep with it. Now I only touch the stuff if I know I'm in the mood to get shittered
 

Turry

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I don't enjoy being hammered but there's no way I'm quitting booze
 

Turk February

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By the way this behaviour has not stopped. Last new year's I assaulted homeless guy who had meth and said "hey, friend that looks pretty good, mind if I have a puff?" Totally menacing him. He said "you don't get it, this jibb will ruin your life" I smiled and winked and took his shit.
 
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