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Jesus Christ, I forgot about beefeater. A young Turk could drink a 40 of that at a party and cry by a fence while puking.
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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Beer is kid's stuff.
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If you want a serious answer it just started hitting me too hard. I'd black out every time I'd do shots. Wake up places I didn't wanna be. It's why I drink light beer now.
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I was always a hard liquor guy but I drink beer in the kayak so I've mostly been on the Old Milwaukee 5.9 since the summer. I used to not drink beer because I didn't want a beer gut and at this point I'm pretty sure that's just something that only happens to people who were going to have a big fat gut anyways.
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Also. Beer like the moustache is absolutely not sexy. It stops me from cheating.
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I had to learn to drink beer before I could moderate my alcohol properly. I can't drink more than eight of them before I have to gorge and sleep. Luckily I got over it and now I can just drink half a mickey of run and go home.
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If Turk fucks around with whoores his hand punches and scratches his face.
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I drink retarded, suicidal quantities of booze and I always have. I'm pretty sure Turk's the same way. I always have to get at least 12 tall boys of beer or a 40 oz of liquor and there's always so little left I have to get another bottle next time.
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I woke up once in a crack house in Brantford missing a hundred dollars and realized slowly I fucked a whore and smoked her pipe. And I was mortified.
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I was like that with the liquor. Luckily I just can't metabolize beer well enough to go deep with it. Now I only touch the stuff if I know I'm in the mood to get shittered
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I don't enjoy being hammered but there's no way I'm quitting booze
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By the way this behaviour has not stopped. Last new year's I assaulted homeless guy who had meth and said "hey, friend that looks pretty good, mind if I have a puff?" Totally menacing him. He said "you don't get it, this jibb will ruin your life" I smiled and winked and took his shit.
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Needless to say he had the last laugh
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He probably froze to death. It was Ottawa.
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A nice peaceful drift into the pits of hell is preferable to dying of sepsis
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You faggot, you think I can't conquer sepsis? How ignorant. How weak.
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Are you smelling almonds yet?
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I just remembered I listened to the new episode of the Adam Friedland Show last night and Nick Mullen mentioned "Canadian Halloween, which is every day"
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No. But it is turning green.
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He looks at this forum. He's referenced it many times. He rules.