The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turk February]

You just liked having those fancy bottles. Sapphire>Tanqueray>Beefeater

Jesus Christ, I forgot about beefeater. A young Turk could drink a 40 of that at a party and cry by a fence while puking.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Beer is kid's stuff.

 

[Turk February]

Why'd ya quit the hard stuff? Did you cut your hand and foot on a dirty piece of garbage and get a painful infection or something like that?

If you want a serious answer it just started hitting me too hard. I'd black out every time I'd do shots. Wake up places I didn't wanna be. It's why I drink light beer now.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Beer is kid's stuff.

I was always a hard liquor guy but I drink beer in the kayak so I've mostly been on the Old Milwaukee 5.9 since the summer. I used to not drink beer because I didn't want a beer gut and at this point I'm pretty sure that's just something that only happens to people who were going to have a big fat gut anyways.

 

[Turk February]

Also. Beer like the moustache is absolutely not sexy. It stops me from cheating.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I had to learn to drink beer before I could moderate my alcohol properly. I can't drink more than eight of them before I have to gorge and sleep. Luckily I got over it and now I can just drink half a mickey of run and go home.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Also. Beer like the moustache is absolutely not sexy. It stops me from cheating.

If Turk fucks around with whoores his hand punches and scratches his face.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I had to learn to drink beer before I could moderate my alcohol properly. I can't drink more than eight of them before I have to gorge and sleep. Luckily I got over it and now I can just drink half a mickey of run and go home.

I drink retarded, suicidal quantities of booze and I always have. I'm pretty sure Turk's the same way. I always have to get at least 12 tall boys of beer or a 40 oz of liquor and there's always so little left I have to get another bottle next time.

 

[Turk February]

If Turk fucks around with whoores his hand punches and scratches his face.

I woke up once in a crack house in Brantford missing a hundred dollars and realized slowly I fucked a whore and smoked her pipe. And I was mortified.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I drink retarded, suicidal quantities of booze and I always have. I'm pretty sure Turk's the same way. I always have to get at least 12 tall boys of beer or a 40 oz of liquor and there's always so little left I have to get another bottle next time.

I was like that with the liquor. Luckily I just can't metabolize beer well enough to go deep with it. Now I only touch the stuff if I know I'm in the mood to get shittered

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I don't enjoy being hammered but there's no way I'm quitting booze

 

[Turk February]

By the way this behaviour has not stopped. Last new year's I assaulted homeless guy who had meth and said "hey, friend that looks pretty good, mind if I have a puff?" Totally menacing him. He said "you don't get it, this jibb will ruin your life" I smiled and winked and took his shit.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Needless to say he had the last laugh

 

[Turk February]

Needless to say he had the last laugh

He probably froze to death. It was Ottawa.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

A nice peaceful drift into the pits of hell is preferable to dying of sepsis

 

[Turk February]

You faggot, you think I can't conquer sepsis? How ignorant. How weak.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Are you smelling almonds yet?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I just remembered I listened to the new episode of the Adam Friedland Show last night and Nick Mullen mentioned "Canadian Halloween, which is every day"

 

[Turk February]

Are you smelling almonds yet?

No. But it is turning green.

 

[Turk February]

I just remembered I listened to the new episode of the Adam Friedland Show last night and Nick Mullen mentioned "Canadian Halloween, which is every day"

He looks at this forum. He's referenced it many times. He rules.