The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turk February]

I gave you the pharmacist suggestion and you completely disregarded it. You just need antibiotics you fucking idiot, but you do NEED them or your shit's going to rot off. They aren't going to fucking open you up for surgery, they're going to prescribe you a pill. You're beginning to piss me off with this shit

I don't trust those cock suckers either cuz they plied me with valium for years. When did this become the "torment Turk thread". Let's just have fun. It's Christmas or some shit.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I don't trust those cock suckers either cuz they plied me with valium for years. When did this become the "torment Turk thread". Let's just have fun. It's Christmas or some shit.

You're tormenting yourself. Just be like "think I have an infection, I need antibiotics." There's so many simple steps you're avoiding because it seems like you're just content to rot away in a dirty apartment. Do you feel like you deserve this or something? Is this some sort of penance like those monks who wear picky wool sweaters all the time?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Get your hand and foot looked at, buy an uncomfortable wool sweater at Value Village and wear that forever if you want to punish yourself

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I know you think you know better than Dr. Abe. Do you think you know better than MONKS??

 

[Turk February]

I will be alright. I always make it out just fine. Don't I?

 

[Turk February]

Those are lyrics to a song I wrote in 9th grade. I stand by them.

 

[Turk February]

I have a whole album I wrote and recorded between being 14 and 15 years old. It's really embarrassing but sometimes I go "this shit is pretty good"

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I will be alright. I always make it out just fine. Don't I?

You lost the no sleep challenge because all I do is win win win no matter what what what. I always make it out just fine. You fall asleep, die and get eaten by the mice that have been teabagging you at night until the Nigerians complain about the smell of decaying Russian. "We have not heard his homosexual rave music een sevan moons"

 

[Turk February]

You lost the no sleep challenge because all I do is win win win no matter what what what. I always make it out just fine. You fall asleep, die and get eaten by the mice that have been teabagging you at night until the Nigerians complain about the smell of decaying Russian. "We have not heard his homosexual rave music een sevan moons"

Again. This thought doesn't bother me too much. I've lived a good life. The mice and Nigerians can eat me all they want.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Again. This thought doesn't bother me too much. I've lived a good life. The mice and Nigerians can eat me all they want.

They say eating the liver of Charles Bronson cures de AIDS.

 

[Turk February]

They say eating the liver of Charles Bronson cures de AIDS.

How am I going to eat my own liver? I need a fucking knife and I don't own one.

 

[Turk February]

I actually just got the appeal of vtubers. Without a camera on them girls can be completely honest about how they feel and think. It's why Cecil McFly plays an elf. It's actually interesting.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I actually just got the appeal of vtubers. Without a camera on them girls can be completely honest about how they feel and think. It's why Cecil McFly plays an elf. It's actually interesting.

I don't even know what the fuck you just said.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

We're on page 196 lol

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

We're on page 196 lol

awww ours is only page 10

 

[Turk February]

We're on page 196 lol

That's when you fart on someones head and a third guy just jacks off beside you.

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

I don't even know what the fuck you just said.

it's girls that turn themselves into an anime weeb cartoon that moves like they do and lip syncs with what they say. He really needs a fuckin' doctor man

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

it's girls that turn themselves into an anime weeb cartoon that moves like they do and lip syncs with what they say. He really needs a fuckin' doctor man

Apparently Panera HR didn't read through the other 195 pages of the Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread. 96 is a traditional Canadian sex position.

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

That's when you fart on someones head and a third guy just jacks off beside you.

This is weirdly reminiscent of that blind and slightly poster we had, (Cuckqueen?) who would TextToSpeech the forums at full volume. Living in his building mustve been a treat

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

This is weirdly reminiscent of that blind and slightly poster we had, (Cuckqueen?) who would TextToSpeech the forums at full volume. Living in his building mustve been a treat

Lol we had a blind guy? That's a kind of retard.