The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Have you seen my grilled cheese dippers???


The brotherman #ruiz

guacamole and grilled cheese don’t mix

Niiiiccccce

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

He car crashed me at least 300 times the other day. Weird guy.

He could've been an honorary Canadian Brotherman and he fucked it.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

He exhibits behaviours unbecoming of a Canadian.

 

[BUBBLER]

He exhibits behaviours unbecoming of a Canadian.

What? He acts straight?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

What? He acts straight?

I'LL FUCKING CUT YOU. I'LL CUT YOUR SMART ASS.

 

[Turrdy Fawwwwwwk]

What? He acts straight?

Worse - it's not an act

 

[Turk February]

I bought and orange lighter so it would be hard to lose. I can't fucking find it.

 

[Turk February]

Oh. I think I found it. Yeah. It was on my desk exactly where I left it.

 

[Turk February]

How fucked up to not notice a large safety orange object on the desk while searching for it for 20 minutes.

 

[Turk February]

Omg boys. It's so much pain I might call an ambulance in the morning.

 

[Turk February]

Oh god it's all swollen and shit and turning completely white.

 

[Turk February]

Yeah this is a medical emergency. @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda was right. I gotta go see a doctor.

 

[Turrdy Fawwwwwwk]

 

[Turk February]

Dude. It's so fucked up. There's 2 fingers I can't more at all.

 

[Turk February]

And constant pain. Like really painful pain. It's not a throbbing anymore. It's agonizing. It's like being lit on fire. Trust me. I know.

 

[Turrdy Fawwwwwwk]

 

[Turk February]

Omg it hurts so bad. The good thing is it's distracting me from my foot.

 

[Turk February]

I was trying to sleep and I couldn't stop thinking about black October. How weird is it that in 1970. Canada of all places. Almost had a civil war.

 

[Turk February]

Let's see if I shit blood today.

 

[Turk February]

I absolutely did.