The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turk February]

Do you faggots have any idea how scary a Canadian goose is?

 

[Mustard]

Imagine having a beaver as your national animal lol

But it should be Sikhs though. That should be the national animal

 

[Turk February]

Imagine having a beaver as your national animal lol

I live by a place called Beaver Dams. They destroy the environment just by existing. They're hardcore.

 

[Mustard]

I live by a place called Beaver Dams. They destroy the environment just by existing. They're hardcore.

You see one of them bumbling around after destroying something and you go "DAMN! beaver!"

 

[Turk February]

But it should be Sikhs though. That should be the national animal

Are you implying the khalistani nationalist should be our new national animal? I don't think I have a problem with that.

 

[Turk February]

You see one of them bumbling around after destroying something and you go "DAMN! beaver!"

We got the beaver, we got the goose, we have a boat, we had a queen. Our national icons fucking rule.

 

[Mustard]

We got the beaver, we got the goose, we have a boat, we had a queen. Our national icons fucking rule.

Norm Macdonald is the only suitable one. The rest are shit

 

[Turk February]

Norm Macdonald is the only suitable one. The rest are shit

You'd be surprised how many of your comedic actors and writers are Canadian.

 

[Turrdy Fawwwwwwk]

Beavers are industrious and family-oriented. Beavers play the long game.

 

[Mustard]

You'd be surprised how many of your comedic actors and writers are Canadian.

Growing up I knew John Candy, Rick Moranis, Phil Hartman, and all the other famous Second City comics were canadian. Bonnie Macfarlane was the one that surprised me.

 

[Turk February]

Growing up I knew John Candy, Rick Moranis, Phil Hartman, and all the other famous Second City comics were canadian. Bonnie Macfarlane was the one that surprised me.

Jim Carrey, Seth Rogan.

 

[Turk February]

Mike Myers too. Omg my hand hurts so much.

 

[Turk February]

Huh. I just learned Halifax sided with Confederate Army during the US civil war while the rest of Canada sided with the North. No Canadians killed each other.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I got a whole shitload of all dressed and jalapeño Crispers. I'm gonna #ruiz

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Mix em together and it's a whole new thing

 

[Turk February]

I got a whole shitload of all dressed and jalapeño Crispers. I'm gonna #ruiz

Let's hold hands and shit blood together. We are a family.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You gotta mix the Crispers

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The mustard kid has a problem with me apparently

 

[BUBBLER]

I got a whole shitload of all dressed and jalapeño Crispers. I'm gonna #ruiz

Have you seen my grilled cheese dippers???

The brotherman #ruiz

guacamole and grilled cheese don’t mix

 

[Turrdy Fawwwwwwk]

The mustard kid has a problem with me apparently

He car crashed me at least 300 times the other day. Weird guy.