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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The War Donkey
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Im going to cut off everything because it hurts too much. I'll just be a torso. Fuck everything.
I hate that you make me beg you to do this basic shit like a preachy fucking buzzkill cocksucker. I hate that I even give a dang. You wanna be a cripple? I'm in the process of becoming one and you won't like it. You're in pain now that you can deal with and end, but you'd rather just stay in pain and have it get worse? You don't deserve that.
 

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
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I hate that you make me beg you to do this basic shit like a preachy fucking buzzkill cocksucker. I hate that I even give a dang. You wanna be a cripple? I'm in the process of becoming one and you won't like it. You're in pain now that you can deal with and end, but you'd rather just stay in pain and have it get worse? You don't deserve that.
Excuse me, sir, the pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow, it's Thanksgiving.
 
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Stop DMing people. It's fucking uncomfortable and no one reads them.
You journaling your last days here is fucking uncomfortable. For the love of God listen to Abe and at least try to not slowly kill yourself in the most pathetic way possible.

Please post a couple pic’s of your current living conditions, so we know this isn’t just some elaborate bit.
 

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
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You journaling your last days here is fucking uncomfortable. For the love of God listen to Abe and at least try to not slowly kill yourself in the most pathetic way possible.

Please post a couple pic’s of your current living conditions, so we know this isn’t just some elaborate bit.
It's always a bit, sir. There's no real me.
 
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You journaling your last days here is fucking uncomfortable. For the love of God listen to Abe and at least try to not slowly kill yourself in the most pathetic way possible.

Please post a couple pic’s of your current living conditions, so we know this isn’t just some elaborate bit.
I guess you really love this thread now
 

HR@PaneraBread

It ain't easy being pleasey
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Hey guys, happy belated Canadian thanksgiving from your friend (edit - yup singular. cutbacks) at Panera

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Just to say that you're all welcome to come and post in the latest "Mustard's a retard again" thread. We'll be joining in your festivities regardless because you are valuable members of the JAB Panera family.

Peace and Chicken Grease

HR
 
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