The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Im going to cut off everything because it hurts too much. I'll just be a torso. Fuck everything.

I hate that you make me beg you to do this basic shit like a preachy fucking buzzkill cocksucker. I hate that I even give a dang. You wanna be a cripple? I'm in the process of becoming one and you won't like it. You're in pain now that you can deal with and end, but you'd rather just stay in pain and have it get worse? You don't deserve that.

 

[Turk February]

I hate that you make me beg you to do this basic shit like a preachy fucking buzzkill cocksucker. I hate that I even give a dang. You wanna be a cripple? I'm in the process of becoming one and you won't like it. You're in pain now that you can deal with and end, but you'd rather just stay in pain and have it get worse? You don't deserve that.

Excuse me, sir, the pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow, it's Thanksgiving.

 

[Guest]

Stop DMing people. It's fucking uncomfortable and no one reads them.

You journaling your last days here is fucking uncomfortable. For the love of God listen to Abe and at least try to not slowly kill yourself in the most pathetic way possible.

Please post a couple pic’s of your current living conditions, so we know this isn’t just some elaborate bit.

 

[Turk February]

You journaling your last days here is fucking uncomfortable. For the love of God listen to Abe and at least try to not slowly kill yourself in the most pathetic way possible.

Please post a couple pic’s of your current living conditions, so we know this isn’t just some elaborate bit.

It's always a bit, sir. There's no real me.

 

[Guest]

It's always a bit, sir. There's no real me.

Pic’s please.

 

[Turk February]

Pic’s please.

No, I'm too embarrassed about it.

 

[Guest]

No, I'm too embarrassed about it.

Impossible

 

[musTARD]

You journaling your last days here is fucking uncomfortable. For the love of God listen to Abe and at least try to not slowly kill yourself in the most pathetic way possible.

Please post a couple pic’s of your current living conditions, so we know this isn’t just some elaborate bit.

I guess you really love this thread now

 

[Turk February]

Special thanksgiving update. It's lunch time.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

Put one of those contractor bags around your head and end all of our misery if you're so insistent on dying

 

[Turk February]

Put one of those contractor bags around your head and end all of our misery if you're so insistent on dying

Plastic bags are outlawed in Ontario. Very difficult to find. I'd be just sitting there with a cloth bag. Head slowly getting warm. It would take me like 12 days to die.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

I'M OVER IT

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

Hey guys, happy belated Canadian thanksgiving from your friend (edit - yup singular. cutbacks) at Panera

Just to say that you're all welcome to come and post in the latest "Mustard's a retard again" thread. We'll be joining in your festivities regardless because you are valuable members of the JAB Panera family.

Peace and Chicken Grease

HR

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

Mustard just changed his handle to @Roxbury Rick

Nice bit, stupid.

new.onaforums.net

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

We're thankful for @Mustard. He goes great with our traditional maple glazed ham

 

[Turk February]

We're thankful for @Mustard. He goes great with our traditional maple glazed ham

We just get confused one one day and actually eat a forum user because his name sounds delicious.

 

[musTARD]

 

[Turk February]

We fly this flag sometimes to commemorate all the Americans we have killed.

 

[musTARD]

 

[HR@PaneraBread]