The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Mustard]

Are you implying you're gender neutral? Fine their parents beat them on their head.

Now that’s more like it

 

[Turk February]

Well that’s more like it

You have an honorary Canadian citizenship now.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You have an honorary Canadian citizenship now.

I'm revoking it because he car crashed me earlier.

 

[Mustard]

I'm revoking it because he car crashed me earlier.

You sure? I could be like a second Frankie Macdonald

 

[Turk February]

Biggest internal conflict in Canadian history, a civil war between people who think @Mustard can be Canadian and the rebels who think he can't. Millions die.

 

[Turk February]

I become a sniper. Focus my scope on @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda and put down the rifle. Go "I can't do it". And am taken by rebel forces.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I'm the drill instructor. Abe is Private Pyle. Turk is the sucky sucky five dorrar lady

 

[Turk February]

I'm the drill instructor. Abe is Private Pyle. Turk is the sucky sucky five dorrar lady

I am after the rebel forces capture me.

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

Is this holiday over yet?

 

[Turk February]

Is this holiday over yet?

Does it look like we reached 690 pages yet?

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

You guys are fucked the fourth Thursday of November

 

[Turk February]

You guys are fucked the fourth Thursday of November

We no longer recognize November. The revolutionary committee has renamed it.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

We no longer recognize November. The revolutionary committee has renamed it.

To February?

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

To February?

To Furbruary

 

[Turk February]

To February?

I don't fucking know. I'm drunk and live under a tyrannical government that just does what it wants. They made me be a gay the other day.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

When Turk says they made him he means they were offering six packs of Lucky Force 8

 

[Turk February]

When Turk says they made him he means they were offering six packs of Lucky Force 8

The revolutionary committee is irresistible. It's how they took the province.

 

[Mustard]

@Turry Fawks won't respond to this dm. Our minds are tethered.

 

[Turk February]

Stop DMing people. It's fucking uncomfortable and no one reads them.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I did respond. In my mind.