The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Do they have root beer with no ice? Because it already came out of the machine nice and cold?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

They don't even sell chilled root beer down there. We have to liberate them.

That's answers that. That's fucked. That's the whole fuckin draw

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I've stolen so many root beer mugs from A&W

 

[Turk February]

Do they have root beer with no ice? Because it already came out of the machine nice and cold?

I don't think A&W root beer is a big thing down there.

 

[Turk February]

I've stolen so many root beer mugs from A&W

They are really good mugs. To our American friends A&W is the last fast food place that uses glass mugs.

 

[Turk February]

I've never stolen one but I think a girlfriend did.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I've never stolen one but I think a girlfriend did.

Every time I've done it I always think "Someday they won't have these mugs anymore and it'll be because assholes like me keep stealing them." And then I think "I already got mine. Fuck everybody else."

 

[Mustard]

My parents let us swear growing up but I think it's pretty low class behaviour. I guess they didn't want to be hypocrites because they both let fly with the curses constantly but I don't know why it didn't occur to them to just STOP. DOING. THAT.

I know the kids will probably swear when they're out with their friends or whatever but that's no reason to let them do it at home.

Cause your parents are pieces of shit

 

[Turk February]

Cause your parents are pieces of shit

Your parents don't even acknowledge you they just buy you denim overalls. Retard.

 

[Mustard]

Your parents don't even acknowledge you they just buy you denim overalls. Retard.

Do they?

 

[Turk February]

Do they?

Not anymore. You've gotta work for those overalls now. You're a big boy.

 

[Turrdy Fawwwwwwk]

Cause your parents are pieces of shit

That's definitely one interpretation

 

[Mustard]

Not anymore. You've gotta work for those overalls now. You're a big boy.

Your parents are also pieces of shit

 

[Turk February]

Your parents are also pieces of shit

My parents are dead and cool and punk rock. As is traditional.

 

[Mustard]

My parents are dead and cool and punk rock. As is traditional.

No they’re both alive and love polka music

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

My parents are dead and cool and punk rock. As is traditional.

Your parents probably knocked so many people out with standing head kicks and dangled by their fingertips off of tall buildings and towers.

 

[Turk February]

Your parents probably knocked so many people out with standing head kicks and dangled by their fingertips off of tall buildings and towers.

They would beat him with red bricks until he got autism.

 

[Mustard]

They would beat him with red bricks until he got autism.

Who’s “him”, you drunk idiot?

 

[Turk February]

Your parents probably knocked so many people out with standing head kicks and dangled by their fingertips off of tall buildings and towers.

Actually my dad was a bit of a pussy. He could make pipe bombs but never fought. One of the reasons for my dumb moustache is I look exactly like him.

 

[Turk February]

Who’s “him”, you drunk idiot?

Are you implying you're gender neutral? Fine their parents beat them on their head.