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Do they have root beer with no ice? Because it already came out of the machine nice and cold?
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
- Thread starter TheGhostOfAbeVigoda
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That's answers that. That's fucked. That's the whole fuckin draw
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I've stolen so many root beer mugs from A&W
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I don't think A&W root beer is a big thing down there.
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They are really good mugs. To our American friends A&W is the last fast food place that uses glass mugs.
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I've never stolen one but I think a girlfriend did.
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Every time I've done it I always think "Someday they won't have these mugs anymore and it'll be because assholes like me keep stealing them." And then I think "I already got mine. Fuck everybody else."
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Cause your parents are pieces of shit
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Your parents don't even acknowledge you they just buy you denim overalls. Retard.
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musTARD
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Do they?
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Not anymore. You've gotta work for those overalls now. You're a big boy.
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That's definitely one interpretation
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Your parents are also pieces of shit
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My parents are dead and cool and punk rock. As is traditional.
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No they’re both alive and love polka music
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Your parents probably knocked so many people out with standing head kicks and dangled by their fingertips off of tall buildings and towers.
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They would beat him with red bricks until he got autism.
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Who’s “him”, you drunk idiot?
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Actually my dad was a bit of a pussy. He could make pipe bombs but never fought. One of the reasons for my dumb moustache is I look exactly like him.
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Are you implying you're gender neutral? Fine their parents beat them on their head.