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It's not a big thing. But it sounds like a gun shot so it's supposed to misdirect the guards. Our neighbors must have hated us. We made them every weekend.
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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I think TD Bank just denied an e-transfer cuz for the name I wrote "My Native Friend" and for purpose of transfer I wrote "I'm kind of gay". I was just buying cigarettes.
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The more I think about it. My sense of humor and behavior has really not changed since I was 11.
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Turk was molested when he was 11
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I was always the top back then. My molesters got their hot asses fucked.
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This was long before 2008 when my ass started being constantly fucked.
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The student has become the master
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Need to ensure she has an oral fixation.
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Well the way you do that is you beat her in the face and scream "bitch, do you have an oral fixation!?" Have you never dated?
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Boys I'm wicked hungry. What am I getting today?
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Seriously I have no clue what to order.
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Get a nice barbacoa bean bowl
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Or a spiral cut ham
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The pizza I had gave me wicked farts. Like I'm grossing myself out
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I'm so fucking hungry but also need a nap. This is a confusing time for me.
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a&w today. We have an A&W too but it's totally different from yours.
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A&W is my jam. Those spicy Chipotle chicken wraps are addictive and cheap
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Did you know in America they have A&W and it's just totally different. It's not even the same company. Snowbirds get fucked.
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They don't even have Teen Burgers?
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They don't even sell chilled root beer down there. We have to liberate them.