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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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Look Abe, we're trying to show our support but we've had this other thread that's more of a bloodsports disaster and it's all been a bit much. We're sorry we couldn't come up here and be part of the festivities. Going back to page 1 momentarily
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I actually asked my stepmother to make me a shirt that says "blind people are retards". Because 1) they are. 2) they can't see the shirt to be offended by it.
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I do but this isn't about me
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I used to know a blind girl irl she became a streamer and when I was fucking drunk I'd insist on doing her show. It's the only thing I've asked to be deleted off the internet.
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The funniest thread title we ever saw was this guy. It read "WWAWD using your disability to sexually assault women?"
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There was a deaf girl I went to public school and highschool with. They let her sing O Canada on the morning announcements several times while the entire school erupted in laughter. I don't know why the fuck they allowed that.
It's actually really sad. In hindsight she was actually super pretty but everyone just saw her as a retard because of her voice and she also kind of hated everyone by default because she assumed they were going to be dicks to her anyways.
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I was so fucked up the first time I came on her show I forgot to use my Turk February account and used my real name on Google Hangouts. I said a lot of dumb shit. Thank god she was a friend in highschool and agreed to get rid of it.
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Ever seen a porno with a deaf chick? It's genuinely disturbing.
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But them tiddies weren't deaf
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Lol yeah. I saw some efukt video of it. It's fucking haunting.
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When she would come to bum cigarettes in highschool I learned to stop my breath and just make myself invisible to her.
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I think I saw the same one. We both have PTSD from it.
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She was too polite to tell you she could smell you from the next room over
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Actually a few years later when I went to an adult school someone told me they always knew I was around when they smelled gin and Rothmans before they saw me.
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Jesus Christ I just realized I haven't drank gin in a long time. Bombay Sapphire rules and it gets you a whole different kind of drunk than whiskey.
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Nosturrydamus ova here
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Yeah. I quit all hard alcohol. Gin was my favorite. And Bombay Sapphire rules. But I was more of a Tanqueray guy.
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You just liked having those fancy bottles. Sapphire>Tanqueray>Beefeater
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Why'd ya quit the hard stuff? Did you cut your hand and foot on a dirty piece of garbage and get a painful infection or something like that?