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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

HR@PaneraBread

WE CAN'T STOP HERE!! THIS IS BOQ COUNTRY!!!
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Apparently Panera HR didn't read through the other 195 pages of the Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread. 96 is a traditional Canadian sex position.
Look Abe, we're trying to show our support but we've had this other thread that's more of a bloodsports disaster and it's all been a bit much. We're sorry we couldn't come up here and be part of the festivities. Going back to page 1 momentarily
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Plutonium Jones: Radioactive Black Guy
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I actually asked my stepmother to make me a shirt that says "blind people are retards". Because 1) they are. 2) they can't see the shirt to be offended by it.
 

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
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I used to know a blind girl irl she became a streamer and when I was fucking drunk I'd insist on doing her show. It's the only thing I've asked to be deleted off the internet.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Plutonium Jones: Radioactive Black Guy
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I used to know a blind girl irl she became a streamer and when I was fucking drunk I'd insist on doing her show. It's the only thing I've asked to be deleted off the internet.
There was a deaf girl I went to public school and highschool with. They let her sing O Canada on the morning announcements several times while the entire school erupted in laughter. I don't know why the fuck they allowed that.

It's actually really sad. In hindsight she was actually super pretty but everyone just saw her as a retard because of her voice and she also kind of hated everyone by default because she assumed they were going to be dicks to her anyways.
 

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
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I was so fucked up the first time I came on her show I forgot to use my Turk February account and used my real name on Google Hangouts. I said a lot of dumb shit. Thank god she was a friend in highschool and agreed to get rid of it.
 

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
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There was a deaf girl I went to public school and highschool with. They let her sing O Canada on the morning announcements several times while the entire school erupted in laughter. I don't know why the fuck they allowed that.

It's actually really sad. In hindsight she was actually super pretty but everyone just saw her as a retard because of her voice and she also kind of hated everyone by default because she assumed they were going to be dicks to her anyways.
Ever seen a porno with a deaf chick? It's genuinely disturbing.
 

Turry

Gimme house gimme wife kill my enemy kill my enemy
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There was a deaf girl I went to public school and highschool with. They let her sing O Canada on the morning announcements several times while the entire school erupted in laughter. I don't know why the fuck they allowed that.

It's actually really sad. In hindsight she was actually super pretty but everyone just saw her as a retard because of her voice and she also kind of hated everyone by default because she assumed they were going to be dicks to her anyways.
But them tiddies weren't deaf
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Plutonium Jones: Radioactive Black Guy
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Actually a few years later when I went to an adult school someone told me they always knew I was around when they smelled gin and Rothmans before they saw me.
Jesus Christ I just realized I haven't drank gin in a long time. Bombay Sapphire rules and it gets you a whole different kind of drunk than whiskey.
 
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