Omg it fucking hurts so much.
Fuck my reasonably cute ass
Fuck my reasonably cute ass
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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It really does feel like the worst tooth.ache but just in your hand. Good luck sleeping with that.
I tried. I think it's just fucked.
Contrarian Abe here (I prefer Contrary Abe, or Abe The Contrary, just for future reference)
Linda Hamilton in Children Of The Corn.
OUUUUTTLLLLAAAANNNDDDDAAAAHHH
Linda Hamilton in Children Of The Corn.
OUUUUTTLLLLAAAANNNDDDDAAAAHHH
YOURE FINE
If you're not fine, go to the fucking ER
OOOOUUUTTLLAAAANNDDAAAAHHHH
Turk and Turry both look like children of the corn. Turry in stature and Turk in face, minus the Charles Bronson mustache
What am I talking about? Mustache or not, Turk would send those punk kids to hell with his .45.
Turk's a Canadian hero, sending them punks ta hell.
Don't send them punks to hell, Turk.
I missed 169 and it's 100% on Turry. I say we banish him from Canada FOREVERMORE!
Turry's a chineeese, Turk. He may have been born here, but you're white... schinkleboutit
The Terry Fox Marathon Of Shit is canceled
Jump Rope For Heart, DONE
FUCK OFR AAAAAHHHBAAHHAHHHHHHHSSHHJ3HB4BH4UITI8R ITS EATING MY ASS!! IT'S EATING MY AAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
Its like a scary alien is eating me, but it's eating my ass instead.
It made me cum, sir.
"I made your mom bust loads" is what I would've said if I wasn't TETHERED BY THESE DAAAAMMMMNN NIGRO CHAINS