The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'd just be fucking mud and discarded needles.

That's hardcore.

 

[Turk February]

That's hardcore.

Gotta pass the time somehow while waiting for the bus. Just having sex with the mud while people piss on you. Someone tries to ask you for a cigarette and you tell them you're busy.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

My arm is so fucked I can't do anything with it. If I twist it at all it sends a shooting pain all up and down it that's bad enough that I can't power through it, I have to stop whatever I'm doing. Which is pretty dangerous when you're driving or working with saws. I also can't play guitar. This is so wildly gay.

 

[Turk February]

My arm is so fucked I can't do anything with it. If I twist it at all it sends a shooting pain all up and down it that's bad enough that I can't power through it, I have to stop whatever I'm doing. Which is pretty dangerous when you're driving or working with saws. I also can't play guitar. This is so wildly gay.

Have you considered jacking off and drinking Busch all day like a friend of mine has been doing?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Have you considered jacking off and drinking Busch all day like a friend of mine has been doing?

That's about all I can fucking do

 

[Turk February]

That's about all I can fucking do

Hatred can only prevail if we stop jacking off to low quality webcam footage of sluts

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I was supposed to kick off my golf trick shots tour of Japan in three days.

 

[Turk February]

I was supposed to kick off my golf trick shots tour of Japan in three days.

If you do go check out my old stomping ground Shimo Kitazawa. It's so fucking punk rock.

 

[Turk February]

All it is is punk clubs and shoe stores. It's fucking amazing.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

If you do go check out my old stomping ground Shimo Kitazawa. It's so fucking punk rock.

All my Japanese golf trick shots end with the ball striking a ceremonial gong, which is apparently a velly dishonoraberr.

 

[Turk February]

All my Japanese golf trick shots end with the ball striking a ceremonial gong, which is apparently a velly dishonoraberr.

Just tell them you're Canadian and desperately addicted to penis chinese penis when the cops come. They can be understanding.

 

[Turk February]

Just walking through Tokyo smashing shit with a golf club "I'm in a tournament! Tor na me to !"

 

[Turk February]

Hatred can only prevail if you don't smash a parked Toyota with a 9 iron in Ikebukero.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Hatred can only prevail if you don't smash a parked Toyota with a 9 iron in Ikebukero.

Whenever anyone says nine iron, I hear the bad guy at the beginning of The Mask saying it like "nine i-ron"

 

[Turk February]

Whenever anyone says nine iron, I hear the bad guy at the beginning of The Mask saying it like "nine i-ron"

It's the only thing I know about golf other than putting through a windmill.

 

[Turk February]

And the famous controversy when Tiger Woods was caught having sex with the windmill and a stuffed lion.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

It's the only thing I know about golf other than putting through a windmill.

I fucking rule so hard at blacklight mini putt

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

If you do go check out my old stomping ground Shimo Kitazawa. It's so fucking punk rock.

Going to Japan in June sniff

 

[Chad Turkuerry]

Golf was better when it was just a fancy zoo full of white people

 

[Turk February]

I've tried but I always get too high on penis chinese penis, put the putter in my ass and cry about all the opportunities I missed in life. Someone told me I'm playing golf wrong, so I got all embarrassed.