The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Turry, nigga, you don't even have black flies. They're cocksuckers. I've had them completely swell my eyes shut so I looked like I got the shit kicked out of me. They lump me the fuck up. They used to get my Nan pretty bad too.

Great fuckin Mike Mitch joint though. It's not even Mike Mitch. Fuck me. Never mind, yes it is. Fuck me again.

 

[Turk February]

Turry, nigga, you don't even have black flies. They're cocksuckers. I've had them completely swell my eyes shut so I looked like I got the shit kicked out of me. They lump me the fuck up. They used to get my Nan pretty bad too.

Great fuckin Mike Mitch joint though.

Little black guy cum will do that.

 

[Turk February]

Do Americans have boxing day? This thread is gunna go wild regardless.

 

[Chad Turkuerry]

It was early in the spring when I set out to blow
Every single nig in south ontar-eye-o
So the unemployment office said they'd send me through
To the streets of Mississauga with the jigaboos

 

[Turk February]

We did no sleep, what are we gunna do for the Christmas break?

 

[Turk February]

It was early in the spring when I set out to blow
Every single nig in south ontar-eye-o
So the unemployment office said they'd send me through
To the streets of Mississauga with the jigaboos

That's the thanksgiving spirit.

 

[Turk February]

Hatred can never prevail as long as we drink piss, take our penis chinese penis (unless you're trying to quit), and getting blown by black guys.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

We did no sleep, what are we gunna do for the Christmas break?

Money-eating challenge.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm going to eat ALL of my money

 

[Turk February]

I'm going to eat ALL of my money

I'm pretty sure after Thanksgiving I will have no money so it's not really fair.

 

[Turk February]

I will do, no joke, a cigarette eating challenge. I think I can do 4 before I get sick.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I will do, no joke, a cigarette eating challenge. I think I can do 4 before I get sick.

I really don't want to do that.

 

[Chad Turkuerry]

What about 2C4B speed run?

 

[Chad Turkuerry]

 

[Turk February]

I really don't want to do that.

No one wants to do it, but certain things are traditional on Canadian boxing day.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Snow angel fucking competition. Your pecker would get so cold.

 

[Turk February]

What about 2C4B speed run?

I, no joke, thought 2c4b was a rave band I listen to that collaborates with Lil Sis Nora.

 

[Chad Turkuerry]

I, no joke, thought 2c4b was a rave band I listen to that collaborates with Lil Sis Nora.

Well it's much less gay than that

 

[Turk February]

Snow angel fucking competition. Your pecker would get so cold.

Actually because of the lake effect we don't get much snow here. I'd have an unfair advantage.

 

[Turk February]

I'd just be fucking mud and discarded needles.