The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Fucking can be wholesome. The woman who sang it had 2 successful kids. They weren't magicked in her family.

Someone should've jought those McGarrigle gals some hairbrushes. I always forget that one of them spawned the gay Wainwrights.

 

[Turk February]

Someone should've jought those McGarrigle gals some hairbrushes. I always forget that one of them spawned the gay Wainwrights.

One of Canadas most important exports financially is our gays

 

[Turry]

They also like Black Fly but the older one rewrote the verse about the devil taking the black fly because she's a sweetheart who doesn't think even a fly deserves to go with the devil

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Honestly if I see a woman with frizzy hair I judge them super hard. "Look at this bitch's unkempt hair. I bet she's super nihilistic and finds no joy in anything. If the apocalypse kicked off right now, she'd be the only one not screaming and freaking out."

 

[Turk February]

They also like Black Fly but the older one rewrote the verse about the devil taking the black fly because she's a sweetheart who doesn't think even a fly deserves to go with the devil

Black guys little black guys little black guys all over my cock.

 

[Turk February]

Honestly if I see a woman with frizzy hair I judge them super hard. "Look at this bitch's unkempt hair. I bet she's super nihilistic and finds no joy in anything. If the apocalypse kicked off right now, she'd be the only one not screaming and freaking out."

Yeah, that kind of gets me hard.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Rufus Gaynwright

 

[Turry]

Black guys little black guys little black guys all over my cock.

SHOEHORNING

 

[Turk February]

SHOEHORNING

I'll die with the black guys sucking my cock in North Ontario ayoo

 

[Turk February]

What if we just took another countries better national anthem, like say Burma, and claimed it as ours. I don't think there's any rules against it.

 

[Turk February]

I forget what country it is. It's somewhere in Asia but their anthem is just a pop music bop. No idea why we didn't do that when we changed the lyrics.

 

[Turk February]

Fucking Nepal. Was driving me nuts that I couldn't remember. Like. This could get radio play if you didn't know it was a national anthem.

 

[Turry]

Turk and I were getting close there but then he shit all over one of Canada's best folk songs and I remembered why I hate him.

 

[Turk February]

Turk and I were getting close there but then he shit all over one of Canada's best folk songs and I remembered why I hate him.

I didn't shit on it. I just said it's clearly, and I mean clearly about fucking.

 

[Turry]

I didn't shit on it. I just said it's clearly, and I mean clearly about fucking.

No that's fine. You can have your wrong interpretation of Log Driver's Waltz but writing black cocks into Black Fly (and doing a piss-poor job of it) is beyond the pale.

 

[Turk February]

If you've got time I'll walk you through it line by line and explain how it's about fucking.

 

[Turk February]

No that's fine. You can have your wrong interpretation of Log Driver's Waltz but writing black cocks into Black Fly (and doing a piss-poor job of it) is beyond the pale.

I remembered the words wrong. It's been a while since I heard it.

 

[Turry]

If you've got time I'll walk you through it line by line and explain how it's about fucking.

I know it by heart. Obviously if they're going to get married they're going to have twelve kids so eight can drown on the drive and the other four can harvest dog piss at the puppy mill but that's the only thing that implies fucking.

 

[Turk February]

Are you telling me it's not about black guys sucking my cock in Timmins? That's fucked up.

 

[Turk February]

I just looked up on Wikipedia, I was totally right. It's about black guys sucking your cock no matter where you go. You're wrong, I'm right, I want an apology.