The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turk February]

That girl ended up doing foot fetish porn I've never seen. She was apparently a cunt to everyone but us.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

In the other couples defense our average height was 6 feet. Theirs was like 5 4? The guy was shorter than the girl too.

I'd probably make them quit by the third "You're gonna fuckin' die tonight. I'm gonna eat your heart, bitch." "What did he say??" "I SAID I'M GONNA FOLLOW YOU HOME!"

 

[Turk February]

Not my girl, btw, the other couples girl.

 

[Turk February]

I'd probably make them quit by the third "You're gonna fuckin' die tonight. I'm gonna eat your heart, bitch." "What did he say??" "I SAID I'M GONNA FOLLOW YOU HOME!"

I behaved exactly like that but people who like me know there's a wink and a nod and pulling pigtails to it.

 

[Chad Turkuerry]

I'd probably make them quit by the third "You're gonna fuckin' die tonight. I'm gonna eat your heart, bitch." "What did he say??" "I SAID I'M GONNA FOLLOW YOU HOME!"

Big Abe playing the psychological game

 

[Turk February]

But yeah. Remember when I said there were numerous girls I've done the awful "he's not good enough for you". This was one. She went into porn to pay his rent. I was like "could I make polyamory work? Could it save her?"

 

[Turk February]

Young Turk sucked.

 

[Chad Turkuerry]

I thought there was more than one of them

 

[Turk February]

Now she posts hilarious borderline illegal posts on Facebook me and my lawyer laugh at.

 

[Turk February]

I thought there was more than one of them

They weren't at the same time.

 

[Turk February]

Where the fuck is @Mass.gov ? It's Thanksgiving homo. Come on in!

 

[Turk February]

Hatred can only prevail if Boq misses the 5th day of Canadian Thanksgiving b

 

[Chad Turkuerry]

He knows we don't care about his esotericism and we don't do typical boqposting so there's nothing here for him

 

[Turk February]

He knows we don't care about his esotericism and we don't do typical boqposting so there's nothing here for him

Canadian Thanksgiving also conflicts with North African Thanksgiving and he likes to preserve his original identity.

 

[Mass.gov]

Where the fuck is @Mass.gov ? It's Thanksgiving homo. Come on in!

Had to do some repairs/maintenance work for a few commercial appliances...people dont ask why my hands be the way they be.

 

[Chad Turkuerry]

We are so happy for dese rocks and dis sand

 

[Turk February]

(to be honest I've just been listening to an Icelandic song called Hatrid Min Sigra which means hatred will prevail on repeat for hours, I don't even know if it works as a bit)

 

[Turk February]

Had to do some repairs/maintenance work for a few commercial appliances...people dont ask why my hands be the way they be.

Were you kicking an air conditioner to see if it feels good like you did on unpopular mechanics for kids?

 

[Chad Turkuerry]

(to be honest I've just been listening to an Icelandic song called Hatrid Min Sigra which means hatred will prevail on repeat for hours, I don't even know if it works as a bit)

It's good. It's no 96ing or penis chinese penis but there's something there.

 

[Turk February]

Boq was always my favorite YTV host. I had a crush on her.