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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

Turry

Gimme house gimme wife kill my enemy kill my enemy
He's got the training, he's got the supplies. All he needs is the will to win. I think he can do an easy sub 2 right off the bat.
 

Turry

Gimme house gimme wife kill my enemy kill my enemy
Then I take one delicate sip and throw the bowl at his head. It's delicious but I can't let him think he does anything right. Our gay marriage is an abomination and he can never forget it.
 
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